beets, been meaning to thank you for @_FloridaMan
freakin comedy gold.
Had me crying the other night
Only in Florida!
just came across
@flor1dawomanman, I couldn't make up funnier lines if I tried
Florida Woman Calls 911 to Complain About Drug Dealer Not Delivering Weed
Police Tase Blood-Soaked, Naked Florida Woman Claiming to be Both God and Satan
Florida Woman Arrested for Driving Drunk While Breastfeeding
Florida Woman Intentionally Poops in Patrol Car Following Arrest
Florida Woman Seen Shoplifting in ?Won?t Be Caught? T-Shirt
Florida Woman Files Motion to "Fuck This Court and Everything That it Stands For"
Florida Woman Covers Husband in Barbecue Sauce, Threatens to Carve Him Up Like Roast Chicken Florida Woman Breaks Suddenly For Squirrel, One Dead
Florida Woman Kicks Cop in Groin, Offers to Kiss it Better
Florida Woman Texts While Walking, Walks Into Moving Freight Train
Florida Woman Says She Stripped Naked at Dunkin Donuts as Part of Initiation Into Dance Troupe Florida Woman Grabs Rapper's Dreadlocks, Smashes Him in Face With Tricycle
Florida Woman Leaves 3 y/o Daughter in Liquor Store So She Can Go Help Boyfriend Who Just Accidentally Shot Himself
Traffic Stopped by Naked Florida Woman Climbing on Cars, Masturbating in Middle of Road