When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

[analogfossa]

https://www.wlwt.com/article/ohsaa-coronavirus-rules-students-can-wrestle-but-cant-shake-hands/34874133

[grateful]

The "Galactic Federation" has supposedly been in contact with Israel and the US for years, but are keeping themselves a secret to prevent hysteria until humanity is ready.

https://m.jpost.com/omg/former-israeli-space-security-chief-says-aliens-exist-humanity-not-ready-651405/amp

[grateful]

The "Galactic Federation" has supposedly been in contact with Israel and the US for years, but are keeping themselves a secret to prevent hysteria until humanity is ready.

https://m.jpost.com/omg/former-israeli-space-security-chief-says-aliens-exist-humanity-not-ready-651405/amp

Tho you could argue which is reality and which is onion-worthy...

[grateful]

Wisconsin Health Department Warns People Not To Eat Raw Meat ‘Cannibal’ Sandwich

https://amp.dailycaller.com/2020/12/15/wisconsin-department-health-warns-raw-meat-sandwich

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Trump administration finalizes rollback of showerhead standards punctuating President Trump's long-documented water flow grievances in the final weeks of his presidency

[sweetcell]

^ this is serious bizness.

[kosmo vinyl]

Trump administration finalizes rollback of showerhead standards punctuating President Trump's long-documented water flow grievances in the final weeks of his presidency

and you know the MAGA crowd will buy these things in droves to be ownin' some libtards by using more water... 

what's funny is my parents have a shower head that must be really old, i mean torrents of water old possibly from the 50s... anyways whenever we visit we refer to getting our routine descaling when using it... one does not stay in that shower for a lengthy period of time it's so intense... i've threated to remove and replace it when the house gets sold, in order to get my mitts on it..

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Trump administration finalizes rollback of showerhead standards punctuating President Trump's long-documented water flow grievances in the final weeks of his presidency

and you know the MAGA crowd will buy these things in droves to be ownin' some libtards by using more water...

Did you say 'Business Opportunity'
My High-Flow MAGA Showerheads can be yours for 3 installments of $19.99

[grateful]

Nearly 5,000 fake karaoke machines seized in Virginia

[Justin Tonation]

Illegal underground winery found operating in an Alabama sewage plant

[grateful]

Nashville bomber linked to 'lizard people' myth, investigators say

NBC News reported Wednesday that investigators have obtained evidence that Anthony Quinn Warner, who died in the explosion, may have subscribed to a conspiracy theory that many of the world’s most powerful figures, from Barack Obama to the late Bob Hope, are actually evil, lizard-like extraterrestrials in disguise.

https://news.yahoo.com/nashville-bomber-linked-to-lizard-people-myth-investigators-say-013342704.html

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

It's not a Myth!  But there is confusion, as the Lizard People are here to save the humans

[grateful]

It's not a Myth!  But there is confusion, as the Lizard People are here to save the humans

That's exactly what a Lizard Person would want you to believe!

[challenged]

Not to be confused with the Lizard Squad: https://twitter.com/LLinWood/status/1345995391981019136?s=20     

[Space Freely]

Well they got the name of the terrorist who go the podium. His name is Via Getty.

https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/confused-americans-think-the-rioters-name-who-stole-podium-from-us-capitol-is-via-getty-3256226.html