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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1365 on: December 04, 2020, 02:59:50 pm »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1366 on: December 07, 2020, 07:03:23 pm »
The "Galactic Federation" has supposedly been in contact with Israel and the US for years, but are keeping themselves a secret to prevent hysteria until humanity is ready.

https://m.jpost.com/omg/former-israeli-space-security-chief-says-aliens-exist-humanity-not-ready-651405/amp
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1367 on: December 07, 2020, 07:04:08 pm »
Quote from: McGanahan Skjellyfetti on December 07, 2020, 07:03:23 pm
The "Galactic Federation" has supposedly been in contact with Israel and the US for years, but are keeping themselves a secret to prevent hysteria until humanity is ready.

https://m.jpost.com/omg/former-israeli-space-security-chief-says-aliens-exist-humanity-not-ready-651405/amp


Tho you could argue which is reality and which is onion-worthy...
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1368 on: December 15, 2020, 08:49:36 pm »
Wisconsin Health Department Warns People Not To Eat Raw Meat ‘Cannibal’ Sandwich

https://amp.dailycaller.com/2020/12/15/wisconsin-department-health-warns-raw-meat-sandwich
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1369 on: December 16, 2020, 09:29:22 am »
Trump administration finalizes rollback of showerhead standards punctuating President Trump's long-documented water flow grievances in the final weeks of his presidency
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1370 on: December 16, 2020, 02:19:22 pm »
^ this is serious bizness.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1371 on: December 16, 2020, 03:35:14 pm »
Quote from: Killswitch-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 16, 2020, 09:29:22 am
Trump administration finalizes rollback of showerhead standards punctuating President Trump's long-documented water flow grievances in the final weeks of his presidency

and you know the MAGA crowd will buy these things in droves to be ownin' some libtards by using more water... 

what's funny is my parents have a shower head that must be really old, i mean torrents of water old possibly from the 50s... anyways whenever we visit we refer to getting our routine descaling when using it... one does not stay in that shower for a lengthy period of time it's so intense... i've threated to remove and replace it when the house gets sold, in order to get my mitts on it..
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1372 on: December 16, 2020, 03:39:23 pm »
Quote from: kosmo vinyl on December 16, 2020, 03:35:14 pm
Quote from: Killswitch-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 16, 2020, 09:29:22 am
Trump administration finalizes rollback of showerhead standards punctuating President Trump's long-documented water flow grievances in the final weeks of his presidency

and you know the MAGA crowd will buy these things in droves to be ownin' some libtards by using more water...
Did you say 'Business Opportunity'
My High-Flow MAGA Showerheads can be yours for 3 installments of $19.99
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1373 on: December 16, 2020, 05:02:35 pm »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1374 on: December 27, 2020, 01:10:45 am »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1375 on: January 04, 2021, 02:43:14 pm »
Nashville bomber linked to 'lizard people' myth, investigators say

NBC News reported Wednesday that investigators have obtained evidence that Anthony Quinn Warner, who died in the explosion, may have subscribed to a conspiracy theory that many of the world’s most powerful figures, from Barack Obama to the late Bob Hope, are actually evil, lizard-like extraterrestrials in disguise.

https://news.yahoo.com/nashville-bomber-linked-to-lizard-people-myth-investigators-say-013342704.html
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1376 on: January 04, 2021, 03:06:07 pm »
It's not a Myth!  But there is confusion, as the Lizard People are here to save the humans
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1377 on: January 04, 2021, 03:07:50 pm »
Quote from: Surrender Caucasian-hatchıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 04, 2021, 03:06:07 pm
It's not a Myth!  But there is confusion, as the Lizard People are here to save the humans

That's exactly what a Lizard Person would want you to believe!
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1378 on: January 04, 2021, 03:38:37 pm »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1379 on: January 07, 2021, 06:21:24 pm »
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