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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1381 on: January 07, 2021, 09:16:23 pm »
Wait, that's not Richard Branson?

I was more disturbed that he said "podium" instead of lectern.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1382 on: January 08, 2021, 09:07:01 am »
I missed this the first time but "Elizabeth from Knoxville" who went viral with her claims of being maced while "storming the capital" actually had half an onion in her towel and was rubbing her eyes with it... and apparently from Maryland

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1383 on: January 08, 2021, 11:06:43 am »
^^ Can we all just agree if you are the kind of person who wears a piano key scarf to a revolution, perhaps storming the Bastille is not for you.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1384 on: January 08, 2021, 05:44:10 pm »
So apparently an onion is used as an antidote to tear gas, a fact I just learned from TMZ.

https://www.tmz.com/2021/01/08/elizabeth-from-knoxville-accused-rubbing-eyes-with-onion-towel-maced/

So excuse me while I go flush my eyes having both read TMZ and seeing that piano scarf again..
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1385 on: January 08, 2021, 10:32:06 pm »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1386 on: January 18, 2021, 06:47:03 pm »
Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1387 on: January 18, 2021, 09:14:50 pm »
Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home
I mean, better in her home than her vagina, honestly.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1388 on: January 18, 2021, 10:44:29 pm »
Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home
I mean, better in her home than her vagina, honestly.

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1389 on: January 28, 2021, 08:39:08 pm »
Lawsuit Alleges Subway's Tuna Salad Doesn't Contain Any Actual Tuna

https://www.foodandwine.com/news/subway-tuna-lawsuit

Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1390 on: February 01, 2021, 02:25:23 pm »
This has to be an onion headline...
Jared Kushner ... nominated for Nobel Peace Prize by Alan Dershowitz for Israel deals
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1393 on: February 03, 2021, 02:30:53 pm »
Lil Uzi has $24M pink diamond implanted in his forehead

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1394 on: February 25, 2021, 11:48:06 am »
Post Malone has released a cover of Hootie and the Blowfish's 1995 hit song "Only Wanna Be With You" for Pokémon's 25th anniversary.
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