Author Topic: A rolling compendium of everything Julian eats: a guide to healthy living  (Read 91692 times)

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  • baked Brussels sprout leaves on barley
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  • a banana
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  • two eggs over medium
  • salsa

  • bean, avocado, and jalapeño chimichangas
  • salsa and tapatio hot sauce

  • Grape tomatoes
  • Carrot chips

  • baked Brussels sprout leaves on barley

  • a banana

I am becoming increasingly concerned about your caloric intake.  If this is everything you eat (as advertised), this is the antithesis of healthy living.

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I am becoming increasingly concerned about your caloric intake. 
You think I should have passed on the banana?
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Yeah, I think he's going to have start instagram feed so we can inspect the portion size
and if it's prepackaged, a shot of the ingredients

but looking like only 500-600 calories a day
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I am becoming increasingly concerned about your caloric intake. 
You think I should have passed on the banana?

It seems you don't eat enough to be considered healthy.  Yesterday you had grape tomatoes, carrot chips, baked brussels sprout leaves and barley.  While you *could* have eaten 2,000 calories of that, you would have been severely lacking in all macronutrients and many micronutrients.  This is not healthy living.

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Yeah, I think he's going to have start instagram feed so we can inspect the portion size
and if it's prepackaged, a shot of the ingredients

but looking like only 500-600 calories a day
Oh, no, it's definitely more than 500-600 calories a day. Its definitely a portion-size issue, which is admittedly hard to tell from a bulleted list. My dinner is generally 800-1000 calories on its own with a "snack"-sized lunch. I generally do not eat in the mornings.
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This is not healthy living.
This is fattie talk. We are seconds away from you talking about "starvation mode" and your "condishuns." Post a photo of yourself to confirm you're not a hambeast, please.
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FFS!

« Last Edit: May 29, 2015, 02:51:13 pm by grateful »

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FFS!

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I have it on good authority that you are much slimmer than Julian. He has multiple necks/chins based on his social media photos.

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He has multiple necks/chins based on his social media photos.
Can confirm, am Siamese twins.
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Then you oughta be eating twice as much!

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Then you oughta be eating twice as much!
Oh, I was only listing what I eat. The right head is really private.
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  • a sugar cookie
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  • a 0.5oz package of Brad's Raw Crunchy Kale (vegan nacho cheese variety)
« Last Edit: May 29, 2015, 03:19:56 pm by Julian, Verified SHITLORD »
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