Wait, are we giving out cookies?
biden: would hand out butter cookies, the kind grandmas make and no one eats.
harris: cookies with a slightly bitter edge
warren:
pretentious cookies.
booker: talks so much about how great his cookies are that he never gets around to actually giving them out.
buttigieg: no one knows what's in his cookies, so caveat emptor. folks seems more worried about the cookie next to his cookie, then about the actual cookie he's handing out.
o'rourke: seems like the kind of guy who would hand out pot cookies, then get in really big trouble about it later.
castro: it's galletas, not cookies.
gabbard: we didn't have cookies in iraq, did you know that?
sanders: there are more than enough cookies for EVERYONE. also, the cookies have too many chocolate chips, must change.
inslee: cookies cause climate change.
gillibrand: she also has cookies, but no one seems to want them.
klobuchar: her campaign has grit, and so do her cookies. avoid.
swalwell, delaney, yang, hickenlooper, messam, ryan et al: no one has ever tried their cookies.