Author Topic: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News  (Read 116369 times)

Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #135 on: June 22, 2020, 11:21:56 am »
^wow...didn't realize the market for potato-themed games was so high
they whole Hell-themed aspect is even stranger


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Jez it's becoming like a genre
Holy Potatoes! A Weapon Shop?!
Holy Potatoes! A Weapon Shop?! is a wacky simulation game where you manage your very own weapon shop and expand its business across an incredible potato world.

Use your potato smiths to forge weapons and sell them to questing heroes. You will meet more than 70 potato heroes, forge more than 200 weapons, expand your business into 20 wacky areas, manage 30 zany potato smiths, discover 10 legendary pop culture heroes . . . and even adopt a potato dog!



I want to adopt a potato dog!
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Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #136 on: June 22, 2020, 11:28:22 am »


there is even a game for Space!
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Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #137 on: June 23, 2020, 01:06:03 pm »
Move over Potato Jesus. Behold: a Potato Madonna.

Potato Jesus’ Mother Surfaces in Spain

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Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #138 on: June 23, 2020, 01:11:20 pm »
A homeowner in France returned home after 3 months to find that their POTATOES HAD TAKEN OVER THE ENTIRE PANTRY!!

https://twitter.com/donna9p/status/1271455781007884288?s=20


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« Reply #140 on: June 24, 2020, 07:56:09 am »
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Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #142 on: June 26, 2020, 03:06:18 pm »
The Spring Valley, Ohio Potato Festival is cancelled this summer, but organizers are developing a drive-through festival for the fall.  DRIVE-THROUGH POTATO FESTIVAL.

https://www.whio.com/news/coronavirus-2020-potato-festival-cancelled-fall-event-planned/ODAZZJKUB5AMVPGLSIAI7JAIDA/

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Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #143 on: June 29, 2020, 11:02:37 am »
Flora J. Thompson is fed up and she's not gonna take it anymore.

I will probably have every farmer, fertilizer company and corporation on my neck after this letter. I do not care.


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Nowadays, I would rather not eat potatoes. Do not say it is me. I have been peeling spuds for over 65 years and they have changed with the types of potato farming. Do Islanders get the seconds, scrubs, culls or what?

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Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #144 on: June 29, 2020, 12:28:25 pm »
Flora J. Thompson is fed up and she's not gonna take it anymore.
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Do Islanders get the seconds, scrubs, culls or what?

a bit of spudtacular context: Mrs. Flora J. Thompson is from Prince Edward's Island, Canada's smallest province - but its largest producer of taters.  growing up, PEI was known for exactly two things, and two things only: anne of green gables, and potatoes.  we must heed her words - this is like a old-time marylander waxing on about crab cakes, or a kentuckian putting down the law on bourbon.  RECOGNIZE AUTHORITY.
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Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #145 on: June 29, 2020, 04:36:24 pm »
All hail our new Potato Head overlords!

Lindsay Canadian Tire is investigating a glitch that caused every store item to scan as a Mr. Potato Head game earlier this morning.

Staff at the store [reported that] foul play isn’t suspected as the glitch only impacted a handful of stores, but Canadian Tire’s head office is investigating. No service interruptions are expected for the rest of the day.
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Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #146 on: June 30, 2020, 12:19:31 pm »
Narrator:
We have the technology
We have the capability to make the worlds first bionic Potato


Since 1951, Hancock has been the chief UW experimental facility for potatoes.
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Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #147 on: June 30, 2020, 02:59:46 pm »
Narrator:
We have the technology
We have the capability to make the worlds first bionic Potato


Since 1951, Hancock has been the chief UW experimental facility for potatoes.



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Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #148 on: July 01, 2020, 07:13:14 pm »

Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #149 on: July 01, 2020, 09:00:51 pm »
That’s about the best darn potato-parody lyrics ever

Potato holes
Take me home
To the place
Where i belong
West potato
Starchy mama
Potato hole
Take me home
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