The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

This thread reminds me of one of my favorite tuber jokes


What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato

A Dick-tator 

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Chris O’Dowd’s Dog, Potato, Sings "The Office" Theme Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKmkh5L7B8w

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You know where has some damn epic fries... Gyroland on Rockville Pike. So good friends.

Also, the best Greek food I've had in many years.

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A woman orders 1kg of sweet potatoes; instead receives a single, gigantic, mutant sweet potato. Twitter rofls.

https://twitter.com/khaleesi_101/status/1255817022551863296

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A woman orders 1kg of sweet potatoes; instead receives a single, gigantic, mutant sweet potato. Twitter rofls.

https://twitter.com/khaleesi_101/status/1255817022551863296

I've never been a delivery grocery guy until this recent pandemic and I've had some pretty epiq lols when I order three lbs of bananas and end up with three single bananas, or a a pound of kiwis and receive one. The end.

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Fun fact...did you know that Sweet Potatoes are not even a Potato!
They are a root vegetable that belongs to the morning glory family.
also are botanically very distinct from yams as they are sometimes called here

Do we need to set up a Sweet Potato/Root Vegetable thread as I think people clearly think it's ok to talk about sweet potatoes here
do I need to get Kosmo involved!

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Chris O’Dowd’s Dog, Potato, Sings "The Office" Theme Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKmkh5L7B8w

Do you know what else isn't a potato?  A dog named Potato.  Do we need a separate "Dogs Named Potato" thread?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Chris O’Dowd’s Dog, Potato, Sings "The Office" Theme Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKmkh5L7B8w

Do you know what else isn't a potato?  A dog named Potato.  Do we need a separate "Dogs Named Potato" thread?

DON'T YOU TAKE THE NAME OF THAT SWEET PUPPER IN VAIN!!

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Portage La Prarie (Manitoba), home to the world's largest Coca-Cola can, is forced to cancel their annual potato festival, and plans a benefit concert in it's place.

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With no fries sold, Dutch farmers face billion kilo potato pile

FYI it's not just a dutch problem: A generous sacrifice: Washington farmers donating surplus of potatoes to those in need

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1. Bake potatoes
2. Sweet potatoes
3. Green potatoes

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

1. Bake potatoes

Is this a typo or do you actually call it this?

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I am not Sidehatch so it’s not a typo

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1. Bake potatoes
2. Sweet potatoes
3. Green potatoes

Incorrect.

1. Hasselback
2. Tater Tots
3. Hash Browns

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I am not Sidehatch so it’s not a typo

"Bake potatoes" is weird as hell, man.