once again the jokes write themselves...

[Arthwys]

Originally posted by pdx pollard:
  Michael Palin for President

Brilliant.  Now I know who to vote for, hands down.

[Frank Gallagher]

Originally posted by Arthwys:
   

Originally posted by pdx pollard:
  Michael Palin for President

Brilliant.  Now I know who to vote for, hands down. [/b]

Me too - Palin/Biden.

[Vas Deferens]

let's pray away the gay. What a brilliant idea.

[azaghal1981]

A little speaking in tongues will have ya craving vag in a jiffy.
 
 

Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
  let's pray away the gay. What a brilliant idea.

[Frank Gallagher]

Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
  let's pray away the gay. What a brilliant idea.

Unless you're a catholic priests then you praise the gay by all accounts.
 
 
 I was given a message from God to go gay yesterday. I was in B&N in the antique/collectables aisle trying to value an old Bulova watch I own. The watch book was on the bottom shelf but I wasn't paying full attention because I was trying to get a sneak peak down the shirt of the hot chick sitting on the floor close by and grabbed the book next to it by mistake. I had skimmed through 3 or 4 pages before my brain registered I was looking at blokes going at it. The book was titled "gay sex positions"
 
 This begs the question "what was that book doing in the antique/collectables aisle?" The best senario we could come up with was a married couple were in the store together and the husband is a closet and almost got caught so jammed the book onto the shelf in haste before his missus saw what he was reading.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

I find it hard to believe they would have something that explicit (gay or straight) in a Barnes and Noble.
 
 

Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
   

Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
  let's pray away the gay. What a brilliant idea.

Unless you're a catholic priests then you praise the gay by all accounts.
 
 
 I was given a message from God to go gay yesterday. I was in B&N in the antique/collectables aisle trying to value an old Bulova watch I own. The watch book was on the bottom shelf but I wasn't paying full attention because I was trying to get a sneak peak down the shirt of the hot chick sitting on the floor close by and grabbed the book next to it by mistake. I had skimmed through 3 or 4 pages before my brain registered I was looking at blokes going at it. The book was titled "gay sex positions"
 
 This begs the question "what was that book doing in the antique/collectables aisle?" The best senario we could come up with was a married couple were in the store together and the husband is a closet and almost got caught so jammed the book onto the shelf in haste before his missus saw what he was reading. [/b]

[Relaxer]

In other news, former hook-up of Mary Kate Olson Lance Armstrong has announced that he will begin biking again. Apparently he's good at it or something. No word from Kate Hudson's reps on what she thinks.
 
 When asked for his thoughts, Armstrong friend Matthew McConaughey took his shirt off and had sex.

[azaghal1981]

And if they did, it most likely wouldn't be left out in the open.
 
 

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  I find it hard to believe they would have something that explicit (gay or straight) in a Barnes and Noble.
 
   

Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
   

Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
  let's pray away the gay. What a brilliant idea.

Unless you're a catholic priests then you praise the gay by all accounts.
 
 
 I was given a message from God to go gay yesterday. I was in B&N in the antique/collectables aisle trying to value an old Bulova watch I own. The watch book was on the bottom shelf but I wasn't paying full attention because I was trying to get a sneak peak down the shirt of the hot chick sitting on the floor close by and grabbed the book next to it by mistake. I had skimmed through 3 or 4 pages before my brain registered I was looking at blokes going at it. The book was titled "gay sex positions"
 
 This begs the question "what was that book doing in the antique/collectables aisle?" The best senario we could come up with was a married couple were in the store together and the husband is a closet and almost got caught so jammed the book onto the shelf in haste before his missus saw what he was reading. [/b]

[/b]

[godsshoeshine]

books on antiques sounds pretty gay to begin with

[nkotb]

Were the pictures of old dudes?
 
 

Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
 This begs the question "what was that book doing in the antique/collectables aisle?"

[Frank Gallagher]

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  I find it hard to believe they would have something that explicit (gay or straight) in a Barnes and Noble.
 
   

Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
   

Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
  let's pray away the gay. What a brilliant idea.

Unless you're a catholic priests then you praise the gay by all accounts.
 
 
 I was given a message from God to go gay yesterday. I was in B&N in the antique/collectables aisle trying to value an old Bulova watch I own. The watch book was on the bottom shelf but I wasn't paying full attention because I was trying to get a sneak peak down the shirt of the hot chick sitting on the floor close by and grabbed the book next to it by mistake. I had skimmed through 3 or 4 pages before my brain registered I was looking at blokes going at it. The book was titled "gay sex positions"
 
 This begs the question "what was that book doing in the antique/collectables aisle?" The best senario we could come up with was a married couple were in the store together and the husband is a closet and almost got caught so jammed the book onto the shelf in haste before his missus saw what he was reading. [/b]

[/b]

<img src="http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/14300000/14300775.JPG" alt=" - " />
 
 There was no penetration, or even willy shots, so not xxx, just blokes simulating gay sex I suppose you'd call it....either way, it wasn't pleasant.

[Frank Gallagher]

Originally posted by Relaxer:
  In other news, former hook-up of Mary Kate Olson Lance Armstrong has announced that he will begin biking again. Apparently he's good at it or something. No word from Kate Hudson's reps on what she thinks.
 
 When asked for his thoughts, Armstrong friend Matthew McConaughey took his shirt off and had sex.....with himself

Lance Armstrong will not be seen competing in Le Tour, he had to re-register so he could compete in a mountain bike event, in which he came second btw.

[vansmack]

Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
  Me too - Palin/Biden.

When did we give you the right to vote?

[Frank Gallagher]

Originally posted by vansmack:
   

Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
  Me too - Palin/Biden.

When did we give you the right to vote? [/b]

Since I passed the citizenship test about 15 years ago.

[vansmack]

Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
  Since I passed the citizenship test about 15 years ago.

That's right.  I remember offering to block your citizenship but you took care of that before I met you...