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chaz

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #75 on: September 02, 2008, 02:05:00 pm »
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 True, very true, plus she's coughed out five sprogs out of that thang so probably like throwing a hotdog down a back alley at this point....then again, there's always anal!!!!   :eek:  
My hat is off to you sir...this post was true poetry.

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #76 on: September 02, 2008, 02:17:00 pm »
If McCain gets a "do over" I'll lose my sh*t. Time will tell, but perhaps Obama will be able to say "Checkmate!"

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #77 on: September 02, 2008, 02:37:00 pm »
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Originally posted by manimtired:
  you guys seem totally giddy/elated. my bad.
you mean, mccains bad.

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #78 on: September 02, 2008, 02:42:00 pm »
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Originally posted by very sonick:
   
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Originally posted by manimtired:
  i really dont think obama will win.  call me crazy.
then who do you think will win?
 
  my wife is voting for this guy:
 
    <img src="http://acandidworld.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/barr.jpeg" alt=" - " /> [/b]
I'm 90% sure I'm voting for him too.  I'm sick of this lesser of two evils thing.  I'll vote my conscience from here on out.  And yes, my conscience tells me to vote for smallest possible government, regardless of how realistic the candidates chances are.
Emrys

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #79 on: September 02, 2008, 02:47:00 pm »
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Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
  i think johnny's ok with the polar bears
Palin opposes the Bush administration's decision to list polar bears as a threatened species under the Endangered Species Act. Alaska sued Interior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne earlier this month to try to overturn his decision.
 
 Palin argues there isn't enough evidence to support a listing, and she fears it will harm oil and gas development in prime polar bear habitat off Alaska's northern and northwestern coasts.
 
  http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jiV2WBHEmiS0_TAkxcdOD_WFHDkAD92S4MS04 [/b]
There's a damn good reason not to name Polar bears as endangered, the fact that they are doing just fine.  
  linkage
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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #80 on: September 02, 2008, 02:57:00 pm »
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Originally posted by very sonick:
 
  (though i dont see a Joe Biden thread on here do i?)
true.  course, since we're talking about the vp nominees' children, who cares about  joe  biden's  son.
 
 it's nice to be back and see everyone's smiling faces.
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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #81 on: September 02, 2008, 02:58:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Arthwys:
   
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Originally posted by miss pretentious:
   
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Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
  i think johnny's ok with the polar bears
Palin opposes the Bush administration's decision to list polar bears as a threatened species under the Endangered Species Act. Alaska sued Interior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne earlier this month to try to overturn his decision.
 
 Palin argues there isn't enough evidence to support a listing, and she fears it will harm oil and gas development in prime polar bear habitat off Alaska's northern and northwestern coasts.
 
   http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jiV2WBHEmiS0_TAkxcdOD_WFHDkAD92S4MS04  [/b]
There's a damn good reason not to name Polar bears as endangered, the fact that they are doing just fine.  
  linkage [/b]
you monster!! how can you post a link saying that the polar bear population is not endagered.

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #82 on: September 02, 2008, 03:00:00 pm »
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Originally posted by manimtired:
   
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Originally posted by Arthwys:
     
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Originally posted by miss pretentious:
     
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Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
  i think johnny's ok with the polar bears
Palin opposes the Bush administration's decision to list polar bears as a threatened species under the Endangered Species Act. Alaska sued Interior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne earlier this month to try to overturn his decision.
 
 Palin argues there isn't enough evidence to support a listing, and she fears it will harm oil and gas development in prime polar bear habitat off Alaska's northern and northwestern coasts.
 
     http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jiV2WBHEmiS0_TAkxcdOD_WFHDkAD92S4MS04    [/b]
There's a damn good reason not to name Polar bears as endangered, the fact that they are doing just fine.  
  linkage [/b]
you monster!! how can you post a link saying that the polar bear population is not endagered. [/b]
*rolls eyes* they aren't endangered. which is the point, they are threatened. please learn to read.
 
 and come to think of it, since when do you believe in science?
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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #83 on: September 02, 2008, 03:02:00 pm »
nice try but you fail.

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #84 on: September 02, 2008, 03:02:00 pm »
Yeah, Bob Barr is a real smart choice for president. The man whose biggest accomplishments were sticking "Reagan" on National Airport, and leading the charge of immorality against once-married Clinton despite being married three times and being photographed -- while married to his third wife -- licking cream off the tits of a stripper while in Congress. The guy who, as a prosecutor, was well-known for lying and concealing evidence in order to win cases. Who also paid for one of his wives to have an abortion despite a 100% record of voting against other people's right to have one. Who has been repeatedly been cited for refusing to pay child support to his first two wives.
 
 But Bob Barr is only being the best Bob Barr that Bob Barr can be, Bob Barr that is.
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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #85 on: September 02, 2008, 03:11:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Arthwys:
   
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Originally posted by very sonick:
   
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Originally posted by manimtired:
  i really dont think obama will win.  call me crazy.
then who do you think will win?
 
  my wife is voting for this guy:
 
     <img src="http://acandidworld.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/barr.jpeg" alt=" - " /> [/b]
I'm 90% sure I'm voting for him too.  I'm sick of this lesser of two evils thing.  I'll vote my conscience from here on out.  And yes, my conscience tells me to vote for smallest possible government, regardless of how realistic the candidates chances are. [/b]
Uh-oh....here come the Naderites!!!

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #86 on: September 02, 2008, 03:12:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Relaxer:
  Yeah, Bob Barr is a real smart choice for president. The man whose biggest accomplishments were sticking "Reagan" on National Airport, and leading the charge of immorality against once-married Clinton despite being married three times and being photographed -- while married to his third wife -- licking cream off the tits of a stripper while in Congress. The guy who, as a prosecutor, was well-known for lying and concealing evidence in order to win cases. Who also paid for one of his wives to have an abortion despite a 100% record of voting against other people's right to have one. Who has been repeatedly been cited for refusing to pay child support to his first two wives.
 
 But Bob Barr is only being the best Bob Barr that Bob Barr can be, Bob Barr that is.
Damn it, don't go convincing me it's a choice of 3 evils.  As I see it here's the breakdown.
 
 1. Barr, with all of the hoopla you just mentioned (some I knew about, other tidbits are new to me)
 2. McCain, real danger of being 4 more year's of crazy neo-con, Bush 2.0 (instead of the renegade centrist I liked back in 2000) and to boot picks a VP w/ very little experience while he's the oldest presidential candidate ever, and has had bouts with melanoma.
 3. Obama, who also has very little experience and totes the democratic party line that more laws and federal government handling everything solves the world's problems.
 
 You tell me, shall I defect to the Constitution party?  Every politician is covered in some kind of crap, I'm just hoping to vote for one that's mildly able to run the country and whose stated policies aren't completely contrary to my ideals.  Is that too much to ask?
Emrys

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #87 on: September 02, 2008, 03:17:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
   
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Originally posted by very sonick:
 
  (though i dont see a Joe Biden thread on here do i?)
true.  course, since we're talking about the vp nominees' children, who cares about  joe  biden's  son.
 
 it's nice to be back and see everyone's smiling faces. [/b]
maybe palin could get her successor to hire him
o/\o

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #88 on: September 02, 2008, 04:15:00 pm »
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Originally posted by manimtired:
  nice try but you fail.
please post something intelligent, just once!!! so we can at least know you are a real person posting.
 
 two other thoughts.
 
 1. The picture in that polar bear article makes polar bears look endangered.
 
 2. to mank, Bob Barr is Libertarian not Green party.  The Green Party does have a nominee Cynthia someone or other.  and if you cant decide between black Obama and woman Palin...shes a black woman!!!! But i dont know much about her.

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #89 on: September 02, 2008, 04:18:00 pm »
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Originally posted by very sonick:
   
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Originally posted by manimtired:
  nice try but you fail.
please post something intelligent, just once!!! so we can at least know you are a real person posting.
 
 two other thoughts.
 
 1. The picture in that polar bear article makes polar bears look endangered.
 
 2. to mank, Bob Barr is Libertarian not Green party.  The Green Party does have a nominee Cynthia someone or other.  and if you cant decide between black Obama and woman Palin...shes a black woman!!!! But i dont know much about her. [/b]
I was referring to wasting your vote when America is clearly a two party system, wether we care to admit it or not.