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Title: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: hutch on October 17, 2016, 09:07:26 pm
exactly what it says in the tin.. go!
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 17, 2016, 09:31:58 pm
what a shitty thread
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 17, 2016, 09:32:27 pm
opinions are like assholes...everyone's got one
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: walkie,talkie on October 17, 2016, 09:34:03 pm
This thread . . . hits me, right in my he-cunt.

Beat, that.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 17, 2016, 09:35:35 pm
and I thought I'd gone the whole day and wouldn't learn anything new
he-cunt sealed the deal that it's the real walkie  ;D


ohh and staying on topic
What if you used a trans-vaginal ultrasound for your colonoscopy
what exactly would you see...I'm sure someone's tried it

and I said this thread was shite
you know who needs to reappear for this thread ...Fart Sound
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: bob72 on October 17, 2016, 10:15:05 pm
Bottoms up?

I prefer he-cunt over mangina
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: walkie,talkie on October 17, 2016, 11:27:03 pm
Oh . . . I bet, you do. 

Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Yada on October 18, 2016, 10:29:24 am
  he-cunt.
 

A+++
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Space Freely on October 20, 2016, 09:01:46 am
I've been trying to avoid this thread, but it's odd that it started at about the same time that my kid started watching this King of the Hill episode repeatedly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dws-smUnAN0

Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: StoneTheCrow on October 20, 2016, 09:22:42 pm
It's so refreshing. Highly recommended.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on October 20, 2016, 09:27:32 pm
exactly what it says in the tin.. go!
ON the tin. ON. 

I don't mind people using my go to first-post-in-thread line but get it right, please!
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: walkie,talkie on October 20, 2016, 09:46:06 pm
Clutch, the pearls.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: walkie,talkie on October 20, 2016, 09:47:01 pm
Oh, and appointment made with my new primary care doctor for a complete physical and to talk about the dreaded procedure.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 20, 2016, 10:14:12 pm
this is tin-tilating
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on October 20, 2016, 10:29:37 pm
I'm asking completely seriously: at what age do I need to consider getting this done? It's 40, right? If it makes a difference, extensive family history of cancer but not prostate.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 20, 2016, 10:37:34 pm
I thought it was 50 unless family history, but my sole information on this topic is:
1. This thread
2. Men of a certain age "Let the Sunshine In" episode

might want to ask that in the Smakie thread
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: walkie,talkie on October 21, 2016, 07:48:27 am
Just go with me.

I mean, come on . . . Who else knows more about ass, on here?
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: grateful on October 21, 2016, 10:09:27 am
I'm asking completely seriously: at what age do I need to consider getting this done? It's 40, right? If it makes a difference, extensive family history of cancer but not prostate.

Colonoscopies are for colon cancer, not prostate cancer.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Space Freely on October 21, 2016, 10:22:44 am
This is the most depressing thread ever.

I got a physical at 42 and promised myself to get one every year thereafter. It's seven years later and I still haven't gotten another...as I start approaching the age in life where shit is more likely to go wrong.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on October 21, 2016, 10:54:26 am
I'm asking completely seriously: at what age do I need to consider getting this done? It's 40, right? If it makes a difference, extensive family history of cancer but not prostate.

Colonoscopies are for colon cancer, not prostate cancer.
How do they check for prostate cancer?
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: lagas on October 21, 2016, 10:55:00 am
This might help
https://medlineplus.gov/colonoscopy.html
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: challenged on October 21, 2016, 11:08:32 am
The procedure is not a big deal; its the "prep," that is the shit(ting).

Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on October 21, 2016, 11:11:30 am
The procedure is not a big deal; its the "prep," that is the shit(ting).


It does seem like a good way to lose a few pounds before a big event.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Yada on October 21, 2016, 11:26:12 am
The procedure is not a big deal; its the "prep," that is the shit(ting).


It does seem like a good way to lose a few pounds before a big event.

Please refer to my earlier post in possibly another thread about the gratification of having an ass that functions as a hose for a 12 hour period or so.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on October 21, 2016, 11:31:15 am
The procedure is not a big deal; its the "prep," that is the shit(ting).


It does seem like a good way to lose a few pounds before a big event.

Please refer to my earlier post in possibly another thread about the gratification of having an ass that functions as a hose for a 12 hour period or so.
We all suffer for fashion.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: vansmack on October 21, 2016, 12:21:37 pm
How do they check for prostate cancer?

Everyone can relax.  Checking for Prostate cancer is now put off until 50.

But, since you asked, they stick two fingers up your ass and measure the size and shape of your prostate.  If they find irregularities, then you may get a colonoscopy, but more like an MRI.

Enjoy your lunch. 
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: rich_WDC on October 21, 2016, 12:34:10 pm
I just did the c procedure a coupla weeks ago.   Prep (squirting, hose-like) is not the same as diarrhea, although certainly similar.   No food the day before is of course a challenge but doable.    Procedure at GW Hosp was super easy and well administered.   A few polyps got found and tested.  I'm all good for 7-10 years...
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: hutch on October 21, 2016, 01:10:25 pm
How do they check for prostate cancer?

Everyone can relax.  Checking for Prostate cancer is now put off until 50.

But, since you asked, they stick two fingers up your ass and measure the size and shape of your prostate.  If they find irregularities, then you may get a colonoscopy, but more like an MRI.

Enjoy your lunch. 


well how can i enjoy my tacos when they are all over the computer now?
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: grateful on October 21, 2016, 03:39:02 pm
My father died in August from colon cancer, after never having a colonoscopy. Don't mess around. Get this done when you're supposed to.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 21, 2016, 03:57:10 pm
 :'(
sorry to hear that grateful

obviously this is quite a serious topic that is ripe for 'locker room' jokes
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: hutch on October 21, 2016, 04:06:19 pm
This is the most depressing thread ever.

I got a physical at 42 and promised myself to get one every year thereafter. It's seven years later and I still haven't gotten another...as I start approaching the age in life where shit is more likely to go wrong.


i got a "physical" last year.. seemed pretty easy... i assume if you have a primary care physician you go in every year....


I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 21, 2016, 04:15:07 pm
I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...
that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice...just shoves it right in there
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: hutch on October 21, 2016, 04:50:54 pm
I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...
that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice...just shoves it right in there

yeah I'm not into that...

if he bought me a drink and told me my hair looked nice .....
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Space Freely on October 21, 2016, 05:24:27 pm
I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...
that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice...just shoves it right in there

yeah I'm not into that...

if he bought me a drink and told me my hair looked nice .....

A little but of lube goes a long way.

My primary care physician is a hot Indian woman. It might be time for me to schedule a physical.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: shemptiness on October 21, 2016, 05:53:10 pm
I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...
that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice...just shoves it right in there

yeah I'm not into that...

if he bought me a drink and told me my hair looked nice .....

A little but of lube goes a long way.

My primary care physician is a hot Indian woman. It might be time for me to schedule a physical.

It DOES make a difference.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: walkie,talkie on October 21, 2016, 07:19:59 pm
I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...
that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice...just shoves it right in there

yeah I'm not into that...

if he bought me a drink and told me my hair looked nice .....

You straight people, ask for so much.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: MindCage on October 22, 2016, 04:50:02 pm
That one time, Rodney from The Dead Milkmen held up a picture of my colonscopy at the 930 Club.

Did I do this right?

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11755241_10152995697977647_3948969341813613712_n.jpg?oh=9222704f1e70a0340c1de5398f42ee28&oe=589A216C)
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: walkie,talkie on October 22, 2016, 05:51:17 pm
Luck,y
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: grateful on October 28, 2016, 11:29:31 am
Now Google Maps gets in on the action (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w8wqU9TrkA)
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: walkie,talkie on October 30, 2016, 10:54:59 am
http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/17/health/colonoscopy-drink-food-bars/
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: hutch on October 30, 2016, 04:17:27 pm
the whole thing makes me want to puke...you'd think we could do better..

i wonder when i'll have to get one? i'm 45...i guess before year end i have to see my primary care physician
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: walkie,talkie on February 07, 2017, 10:09:38 am
Sitting in the hospital room. With the funny hospital gown on with my butt exposed. About to head in for the procedure. Wish me luck.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Bagley on February 07, 2017, 10:16:06 am
 
Sitting in the hospital room. With the funny hospital gown on with my butt exposed. About to head in for the procedure. Wish me luck.

Lotsa luck Walkie!  How'd the prep go last night?
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: walkie,talkie on February 07, 2017, 10:22:50 am
The prep, was god awful.  I think it will be a long while before I sit on a toilet again.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: hutch on February 07, 2017, 12:42:08 pm
good luck man


Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: StoneTheCrow on February 07, 2017, 09:31:25 pm
The prep, was god awful.

Worst part, by far.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: hutch on February 07, 2017, 09:46:13 pm
I have a good Doctor if anyone needs a recommendation... I think he was even on TV a few months ago and got huge ratings..
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 25, 2017, 10:15:40 am
hey...now you can do it yourself with your smartphone
https://phoneendoscope.com/
only $19.99

doesn't come with lube :)
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1682/8149/products/test3_1024x1024.png?v=1483031314)
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: walkie,talkie on February 27, 2017, 09:52:31 am
My results came back. There was a polyp which was removed but it was non-cancerous. Hooray for me. But with my family history I have to have one done every three to five years. Hopefully by then they will make that prep a little better.

The thing that still sticks out regarding the entire experience, was in the instructions for the prep, it said if need be you can apply Vaseline to your asshole
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: shemptiness on February 27, 2017, 10:31:13 am
Sounds like my history.  I had to get a 2nd one after 3 months.  Then 3 years, now 5 years.  Next month will be #5.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on February 27, 2017, 10:55:22 am
The thing that still sticks out regarding the entire experience, was in the instructions for the prep, it said if need be you can apply Vaseline to your asshole
Must. . . not. . . make. . . joke. . .

Would, be inapp, ropriate.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: hutch on February 27, 2017, 01:38:15 pm
damn walkie i'm glad you're ok! good job going through with the colonoscopy. well done.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: vansmack on February 27, 2017, 02:11:39 pm
Hopefully by then they will make that prep a little better.

Take the pill, buy the heated Toto seat with the warm water bidet. (http://www.homedepot.com/p/Toto-C100-Electric-Bidet-Seat-for-Round-Toilet-in-Washlet-Cotton-White-sw2033-01/206794799?MERCH=REC-_-PIPHorizontal1_rr-_-206794794-_-206794799-_-N)  It's a life saver....
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: shemptiness on February 27, 2017, 09:53:39 pm
Hopefully by then they will make that prep a little better.

Take the pill, buy the heated Toto seat with the warm water bidet. (http://www.homedepot.com/p/Toto-C100-Electric-Bidet-Seat-for-Round-Toilet-in-Washlet-Cotton-White-sw2033-01/206794799?MERCH=REC-_-PIPHorizontal1_rr-_-206794794-_-206794799-_-N)  It's a life saver....

Pricey.  I bought a non-heated one but didn't install it yet.  Should be refreshing!
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: vansmack on February 28, 2017, 12:50:49 pm

Pricey. 

No, this one (http://www.homedepot.com/p/Toto-S350e-Electric-Bidet-Seat-for-Round-Toilet-with-ewater-Washlet-in-Cotton-sw583-01/206794809) is the pricey one.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: sweetcell on February 28, 2017, 01:35:30 pm

Pricey. 

No, this one (http://www.homedepot.com/p/Toto-S350e-Electric-Bidet-Seat-for-Round-Toilet-with-ewater-Washlet-in-Cotton-sw583-01/206794809) is the pricey one.

why doesn't HD provide a pic of those things with the lid up?  or some sort of graphical representation of how it will work, where water will go, etc?  i need way more visual information before i'm ready to buy.  as far as i can tell, these are very expensive toilet seat lids.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 28, 2017, 02:07:03 pm
I found it

(https://www.confused.com/~/media/article-images/Home/simpsons-toilet-japan.gif?la=en-GB)
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: vansmack on February 28, 2017, 08:28:08 pm
why doesn't HD provide a pic of those things with the lid up?  or some sort of graphical representation of how it will work, where water will go, etc?  i need way more visual information before i'm ready to buy.  as far as i can tell, these are very expensive toilet seat lids.

Do I have to do everything for you sad lot?

https://washlet.totousa.com/how-it-works
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: hutch on February 28, 2017, 08:30:58 pm
figures this would be my most succesful thread.. ::)
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 28, 2017, 09:40:17 pm
There have been some good post in just the past few days, but I'm donning a PTOW on that
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 19, 2021, 10:05:49 am
I forgot, we actually have a thread for this :)

I know this isn't the medical questions thread, but what are people's opinion on Cologuard
they sure do advertize a lot
I'd rather poop in a box and mail it than have a Dr stick a long, flexible, tubular instrument about 1/2-inch in diameter up to my Large intestine
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Starsky on May 19, 2021, 10:12:20 am
Fuck that shit!
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 19, 2021, 10:17:05 am
wait, are you contemplating having sex with my stool sample??
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Space Freely on May 19, 2021, 10:21:22 am
First time I've heard of it, but I think I'll stick with the tried and true.


As a board-certified colon & rectal surgeon, I’m often asked about the differences between colonoscopies with your doctor vs. the Cologuard at-home test. Cologuard has raised lots of hype recently with all the tv, print and digital advertising. Questions have been raised: Is Cologuard as safe as a colonoscopy? Is Cologuard as effective as a colonoscopy? Unfortunately, the answer is no.

Cologuard does not prevent colon cancer like colonoscopies do

Cologuard is a do-it-yourself, mail-in DNA test that helps detect some colon cancers—but it’s not a great preventative because it detects cancers only AFTER you have developed it. On the other hand, a colonoscopy PREVENTS colon cancer by removing the potentially cancerous polyps before they become cancerous. Colonoscopies detect 92% of colorectal cancers and precancerous polyps. That’s a big, potentially lifesaving difference that supports colonoscopy over other screening methods.

As a colonoscopy provider, I will carefully examine your large bowel using a thin, high-tech tube with a tiny camera at the end, and remove cancer-causing polyps. The procedure is completely painless, and takes less than 30 minutes. The polyps are sent to the lab and analyzed to identify the type of polyp(s) you have. That way I know when we need to see you next.

Cologuard, however, involves no visual element and no removal of cells. It detects the presence of abnormal DNA through testing your stool—and 42% of the time it does not catch precancerous polyps. It detects only 69% of polyps with high-grade dysplasia, which is a term that describes how much your polyp(s) looks like cancer under the microscope. These statistics published by the government’s National Institute of Health (NIH) provide troubling data, and indicate Cologuard is far less effective than colonoscopy.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Cock Van Der Palm on May 19, 2021, 10:22:32 am
I've used the cologard at my Dr's suggestion. I've done it both ways and much prefer shitting in a box. May not be as accurate but worth the risk in my case
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on May 19, 2021, 11:37:29 am
wait, are you contemplating having sex with my stool sample??
Guys, I am not going to use my literary talents to write erotic forum fan-fiction. Stop trying to goad me.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Starsky on May 19, 2021, 12:41:41 pm
My Dr specifically advised against those kind of tests

Geezus how bad can a colonoscopy be?

Man up
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Yada on May 19, 2021, 01:55:18 pm
My Dr specifically advised against those kind of tests

Geezus how bad can a colonoscopy be?

Man up

As a younger boardee that has had two!!! (OMG), it's not really that bad... It's the prep that's not great, however, treat it as a cleanse.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 19, 2021, 02:08:42 pm

As a younger boardee that has had two!!!
Jules, not sure how you can incorporate this into your erotic fan fiction, but two assholes can really be a great plot device
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: WALKonBack on May 19, 2021, 08:35:12 pm
Thank God for this thread.  Based on the time frame of when I had my last one, I realized it's time for me to pucker up the ass again.

Cue Julian's hot story.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Cock Van Der Palm on May 20, 2021, 08:26:26 am
yeah...the prep sucks.  I'll box mine...thanks.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Space Freely on May 20, 2021, 08:47:14 am
yeah...the prep sucks.  I'll box mine...thanks.

At the risk of posting something positive, I love the cleaned out feeling after the prep.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Starsky on May 20, 2021, 08:47:53 am
How dare you!! You just did that to spite me
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: vansmack on May 20, 2021, 11:47:30 am
I've had like 10, and yes the prep is still the worst part, but there are ways to make it better:

(1) Get a Toto, warm the seat, wash the bum.  Life changing.
(2) Sit on the pot with your feet raised.  Anything that will keep your feet raised about a foot above the ground (and keeps your knees above your waist) will be more comfortable and easier to flow.
(3) If you have to drink the liquid prep, keep the liquid in a cooler or ice bucket next to you, and only pour enough that you will drink at a time.  The colder the liquid, the easier it will go down.
(4) Binge-watch something while you're on the pot - grab a tablet or laptop and watch something you're really into.  You'll be shocked how fast time will fly by.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 20, 2021, 11:56:11 am
10!
jez, do you get a badge for that?
Is your next one free

don't you do these at some sort of clinic/dr's office...how do you get the toto in there?

I'm a big fan of the bidet, added one to my toilet and it really was life-changing, I'm not joking
cost $99  (https://hellotushy.com/)  and I was able to install (meaning easy and limited tools)
I don't have the warm water, but I can deal and the seat isn't heated

I think the feet raised thing is recommended daily too
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Yada on May 20, 2021, 11:58:13 am
I've had like 10, and yes the prep is still the worst part, but there are ways to make it better:

(1) Get a Toto, warm the seat, wash the bum.  Life changing.
(2) Sit on the pot with your feet raised.  Anything that will keep your feet raised about a foot above the ground (and keeps your knees above your waist) will be more comfortable and easier to flow.
(3) If you have to drink the liquid prep, keep the liquid in a cooler or ice bucket next to you, and only pour enough that you will drink at a time.  The colder the liquid, the easier it will go down.
(4) Binge-watch something while you're on the pot - grab a tablet or laptop and watch something you're really into.  You'll be shocked how fast time will fly by.

I find warmer liquid easier to chug, but that's just me...

10!
jez, do you get a badge for that?
Is your next one free

don't you do these at some sort of clinic/dr's office...how do you get the toto in there?

I'm a big fan of the bidet, added one to my toilet and it really was life-changing, I'm not joking
cost $99  (https://hellotushy.com/)  and I was able to install (meaning easy and limited tools)
I don't have the warm water, but I can deal and the seat isn't heated

I think the feet raised thing is recommended daily too

Oh look at you mr. fancy shit pants!!!
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 20, 2021, 12:05:22 pm
I find warmer liquid easier to chug, but that's just me...
I think it has more to do with the taste, that's why they serve crappy beer really cold, not the chugablity
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: vansmack on May 20, 2021, 12:24:32 pm
I find warmer liquid easier to chug, but that's just me...

GoLytely changes viscosity and taste as it warms.  I find it doesn't taste bad when it's cold and is much more fluid.  As it warms it becomes more syrupy and harder to drink in my experience.

Otherwise, yes, I prefer warmer drinks to chug.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: vansmack on May 20, 2021, 12:27:38 pm
don't you do these at some sort of clinic/dr's office...how do you get the toto in there?

The procedure is at the hospital, yes, but all of the prep is at home.  You drink a gallon of liquid that flows right through you about 12-16 hours before your procedure (although the last time I did it was 2/3 the night before and 1/3 morning of which was a nice change).
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: vansmack on May 20, 2021, 12:31:42 pm
10!
jez, do you get a badge for that?
Is your next one free

I was diagnosed with Crohns and Colitis about a decade ago and was getting the procedure done annually.  However, my most recent colonoscopy revealed that I am currently in 100% full remission so I don't have to get one in 2021.  Kind of the best news from Covid-days....   



I think the feet raised thing is recommended daily too

Absolutely.  I use my daughters step-stool for washing her hands on the daily.... 
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 20, 2021, 12:38:03 pm
was getting the procedure done annually.analy 
FTFY

and great news on the remission!
Should have good in the Good news thread
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Yada on May 20, 2021, 02:12:28 pm
10!
jez, do you get a badge for that?
Is your next one free

I was diagnosed with Crohns and Colitis about a decade ago and was getting the procedure done annually.  However, my most recent colonoscopy revealed that I am currently in 100% full remission so I don't have to get one in 2021.  Kind of the best news from Covid-days....   



I think the feet raised thing is recommended daily too

Absolutely.  I use my daughters step-stool for washing her hands on the daily....

Damn... sorry to hear about your GI issues.... I have my own, but not that bad.... yet.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: sweetcell on May 20, 2021, 02:21:55 pm
most rock and roll thread evah?
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Starsky on May 20, 2021, 02:30:49 pm
As I recall I started this as a mock thread of the non rock and roll aspects of the board


It has come back to bite me in the...
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 20, 2021, 03:09:33 pm
This thread . . . hits me, right in my he-cunt.

Beat, that.
there was this gem in here
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: vansmack on May 20, 2021, 03:10:23 pm
and great news on the remission!

Damn... sorry to hear about your GI issues.... I have my own, but not that bad.... yet.

Thanks.  It's all good though.  My diagnosis explained a lot about what was going on, got me in better shape than I had been in since my teenage years (until the baby came) and introduced me to my wife.  Hell, I even drink kombucha now (as long it includes alcohol).  So long as I down pass it on to the kiddo, a minor blip at this point. 
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Yada on May 20, 2021, 03:33:17 pm
and great news on the remission!

Damn... sorry to hear about your GI issues.... I have my own, but not that bad.... yet.

Thanks.  It's all good though.  My diagnosis explained a lot about what was going on, got me in better shape than I had been in since my teenage years (until the baby came) and introduced me to my wife.  Hell, I even drink kombucha now (as long it includes alcohol).  So long as I down pass it on to the kiddo, a minor blip at this point.

Curious how much you've changed your diet, etc.? Any triggers that have caused you problems in the past; stress, drinking too much, a big cheese steak?
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Cock Van Der Palm on May 20, 2021, 04:11:45 pm
My god...what is this board coming to?  I think we need a boardie death pool thread.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: vansmack on May 20, 2021, 05:43:39 pm
Curious how much you've changed your diet, etc.? Any triggers that have caused you problems in the past; stress, drinking too much, a big cheese steak?

For the first six months after my diagnosis, I kept a diary of everything I ate and drank and recorded any pain it caused and how it impacted my bowel movements.  This revealed that nuts, corn, and some of the microbrews, particularly in draft form and in particular wheat beers, caused problems.  I was pretty diligent about it with times, quantity etc.  It also revealed that some rye alcohol also caused problems, but not as serious.

Knowing all of this, I eliminated these from my diet, and pick and choose my moments when I break the rules, knowing full well the consequences.  Only in the last two years have I really started to drink draft microbrews again and haven't had the same reactions as I used to. 

The only other things I'm still working on is travel.  No idea why but flying, in particular with time changes, seems to cause a reaction, usually after about 48 hours in.  It's been bizarre and always happens at the worst times, but it's 3-4 hours midday of "crohns fatigue" nearly every trip.  Still can't figure it out, especially as I used to work internationally and had no troubles travelling.     

 
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: sweetcell on May 20, 2021, 06:02:18 pm
and some of the microbrews, particularly in draft form and in particular wheat beers, caused problems.

hypothesis: it's the yeast that was causing you distress.  big macro brewers filter out the yeast so those wouldn't bother your GI, whereas craft breweries almost never filter (or if they do, not to the extent that BMC do).  wheat beers in particular contain more yeast in suspension than other styles, it's what gives them their cloudy look (and also contributes to their taste).

yeast can make it through the digestive system relatively unscathed - in many folks, this leads to gas (if someone's homebrew makes you fart, tell them to take steps to leave more of the yeast behind - ping me for methods).  perhaps it was the yeast that was was irritating your lower tract?
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Here's the thing on May 20, 2021, 11:07:21 pm
One more prep tip. I find that a shot of warm/hot water after chugging the prep liquid helps to quickly get past the viscosity and taste.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: vansmack on May 21, 2021, 11:57:44 am
hypothesis: it's the yeast that was causing you distress. 

The next thing you're going to tell me is that nuts and solid corn are hard on the digestive track and difficult to digest...
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: challenged on June 07, 2021, 11:03:07 am
Easy colonoscopy today.
highly recommend GBMC in Towson.
Clean, well-staphed, easy access to drugs, etc.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Cock Van Der Palm on June 07, 2021, 11:10:18 am
I read it as "well-stapled" and was wondering what kind of colonoscopy you were having.  Happy for you it was just a mis-read on my part
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: grateful on June 07, 2021, 12:39:35 pm
Shit i still need  to do this.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Starsky on June 07, 2021, 12:53:44 pm
Why o why did hutch start this thread?

To torment me from the grave?
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 07, 2021, 01:24:47 pm
7 pages!
..this thread is going places (well up your bum to be exact)
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: challenged on June 07, 2021, 01:49:12 pm
Shit, i still need  to do this.

POTW
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Cock Van Der Palm on October 10, 2022, 12:57:33 am
For the old fucks on the board:

https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/09/health/colonoscopy-cancer-death-study/index.html
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: grateful on October 10, 2022, 07:06:33 am
For the old fucks on the board:

https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/09/health/colonoscopy-cancer-death-study/index.html


When the study authors restricted the results to the people who actually received colonoscopies – about 12,000 out of the more than 28,000 who were invited to do so – the procedure was found to be more effective. It reduced the risk of colorectal cancer by 31% and cut the risk of dying of that cancer by 50%.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 10, 2022, 08:04:19 am
For the old fucks on the board:
you could have just said, to everyone on the board
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Space Freely on October 10, 2022, 08:12:53 am
For the old fucks on the board:

https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/09/health/colonoscopy-cancer-death-study/index.html


When the study authors restricted the results to the people who actually received colonoscopies – about 12,000 out of the more than 28,000 who were invited to do so – the procedure was found to be more effective. It reduced the risk of colorectal cancer by 31% and cut the risk of dying of that cancer by 50%.

I always feel like these articles that question colon and prostate cancer screening are bought and paid for by insurance companies....who don't want to pay for ANYTHING.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on October 10, 2022, 08:24:29 am
For the old fucks on the board:
you could have just said, to everyone on the board
I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 10, 2022, 09:00:57 am
For the old fucks on the board:
you could have just said, to everyone on the board
I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.
so MORE than twice the age of the avg audience member at the All Things Go fest

Old, but not so old that you are getting AARP mailers
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Yada on October 10, 2022, 09:38:31 am
For the old fucks on the board:
you could have just said, to everyone on the board
I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.

Signed, younger than the average boardie, however, due to GI issues both genetically and probably brought on by myself, I've had a colonoscopy and have one coming up in November!
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Space Freely on October 10, 2022, 09:42:46 am
For the old fucks on the board:
you could have just said, to everyone on the board
I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.

You're under 35?

https://www.healio.com/news/gastroenterology/20171030/colon-cancer-screening-should-begin-at-age-45-per-new-study
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on October 10, 2022, 09:49:58 am
For the old fucks on the board:
you could have just said, to everyone on the board
I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.

You're under 35?

https://www.healio.com/news/gastroenterology/20171030/colon-cancer-screening-should-begin-at-age-45-per-new-study
Oh, no, I thought the age was still fifty.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: GAY,GUY on October 10, 2022, 09:55:09 am
Too funny, that this thread popped back up today. I am currently doing the pre op paperwork for my 2nd colonoscopy in a couple of weeks.

So looking forward to the prep, which hasn't changed since my last one. So looking forward, to having my he-cunt exposed for all to see.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Cock Van Der Palm on October 10, 2022, 09:55:45 am
The medical/pharmaceutical community - change the standards-make a ton more $$$.

For the old fucks on the board:
you could have just said, to everyone on the board
I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.

You're under 35?

https://www.healio.com/news/gastroenterology/20171030/colon-cancer-screening-should-begin-at-age-45-per-new-study
Oh, no, I thought the age was still fifty.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 10, 2022, 09:57:42 am
this thread should probably be pinned to the top of the forum
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Starsky on October 10, 2022, 09:58:48 am
This thread saves lives….
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 10, 2022, 10:39:54 am
This thread spreads butt cheeks….
FFTY
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: grateful on October 10, 2022, 10:57:58 am
This thread saves lives….

My father died of colon cancer, after never having had a colonoscopy, so yeah.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Starsky on October 10, 2022, 11:10:37 am
I am so sorry for that….awareness definitely saves lives

I am kind of paranoid cause my doctors are telling me to wait til next year because of my cancer..and I have eaten a lot of red meat 🥩
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 10, 2022, 11:25:22 am
Grateful, I'm very sorry to hear that.  It's a real risk

If the cancer is diagnosed at a localized stage, the survival rate is 91%
It's expected to cause about 52,580 deaths during 2022.

Hence early detection is key
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Space Freely on November 03, 2022, 01:06:51 pm
Got mine tomorrow. Wish me luck. I really wish I could have some lunch.

My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass."  (I think I read that 85% of gastroentologists are men.) This in spite of the fact that her uncle, who never had a colonoscopy, died from colon cancer a couple of months ago. Sigh.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Starsky on November 03, 2022, 01:17:18 pm
Nobody wants that but people still get them
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 03, 2022, 02:22:55 pm
My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass." 
so by that logic, would it be OK if Julian stuck that wand up her ass? 

also there is the poop in a box method that you can do in the privacy of your own Loo
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: vansmack on November 03, 2022, 02:25:45 pm
My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass."  (I think I read that 85% of gastroentologists are men.)

She'll be asleep for the procedure, just like half the time she's having sex with you.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Starsky on November 03, 2022, 02:33:58 pm
BOOM!
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on November 03, 2022, 02:52:35 pm
My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass."  (I think I read that 85% of gastroentologists are men.)

She'll be asleep for the procedure, just like half the time she's having sex with you.
My God almighty! My God almighty! He killed him! As God is my witness, he is broken in half!
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Space Freely on November 03, 2022, 03:33:06 pm
My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass." 
so by that logic, would it be OK if Julian stuck that wand up her ass? 

also there is the poop in a box method that you can do in the privacy of your own Loo

That method is not nearly as accurate, right? That's the method her uncle used.

After going through a three month prostate cancer scare earlier in the year, to the point of having to get a biopsy that eventually proved me negative...I'm all for accuracy?
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Cock Van Der Palm on November 03, 2022, 07:20:31 pm
I pooped in the box and then mailed it.  I have completed my life's goals.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Justin Tonation on November 03, 2022, 08:19:00 pm
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside it's my poop in a box
It's in a box
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 03, 2022, 08:19:39 pm

That method is not nearly as accurate, right? That's the method her uncle used.
so yes, not as accurate and really sorry that happened to her uncle
I don't think colon cancer is a genetic/hereditary thing as much as it is you have a diet of mostly meat/processed food

ok 3% of them are inherited
colorectal cancer is caused by an inherited genetic condition called Lynch syndrome, also known as hereditary nonpolyposis colorectal cancer or HNPCC. About 3% (1 in 30) of colorectal cancer cases are due to Lynch syndrome.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Space Freely on November 03, 2022, 09:48:59 pm

That method is not nearly as accurate, right? That's the method her uncle used.
so yes, not as accurate and really sorry that happened to her uncle
I don't think colon cancer is a genetic/hereditary thing as much as it is you have a diet of mostly meat/processed food

ok 3% of them are inherited
colorectal cancer is caused by an inherited genetic condition called Lynch syndrome, also known as hereditary nonpolyposis colorectal cancer or HNPCC. About 3% (1 in 30) of colorectal cancer cases are due to Lynch syndrome.


Soy maybe as a pescetarian who was veg for a number years, i shouldn't even be bothering .
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: sweetcell on November 03, 2022, 10:15:10 pm
Soy maybe as a pescetarian who was veg for a number years, i shouldn't even be bothering .

lol, funny typo

(or maybe you're practicing your spanish?)
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 03, 2022, 10:30:13 pm
Soy maybe as a pescetarian who was veg for a number years, i shouldn't even be bothering .
please don't take medical advice from me...at very least poop in a box and send it Cock
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Yada on November 04, 2022, 09:09:50 am
I have mine next week, I'll be sure to keep you all updated
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 04, 2022, 09:50:30 am
I have mine next week, I'll be sure to keep you all updated
some post poo banter
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Yada on November 10, 2022, 06:03:36 pm
Starting my prep...
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on November 10, 2022, 06:04:56 pm
Starting my prep...
Could take awhile — you’ve always been full of shit.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: sweetcell on November 10, 2022, 06:05:41 pm
hope you gorged yourself on burgers and beer beforehand.

we will keep you in our thoughts... as we gorge ourselves on burgers and beers tonight and tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Yada on November 10, 2022, 06:14:45 pm

Starting my prep...
Could take awhile — you’ve always been full of shit.

You know nothing about my shit!


hope you gorged yourself on burgers and beer beforehand.

we will keep you in our thoughts... as we gorge ourselves on burgers and beers tonight and tomorrow morning.

My last meal was a meatball sub.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 10, 2022, 06:15:41 pm

Starting my prep...
Could take awhile — you’ve always been full of shit.

You know nothing about my shit!
I think we have a well documented feed of it
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Yada on November 10, 2022, 06:21:53 pm
(https://i.ibb.co/sJbB9Ft/20221110-171929.jpg)
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 10, 2022, 06:23:54 pm
did you get a bidet?
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Yada on November 10, 2022, 08:50:43 pm
32oz in... rumblings
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: grateful on November 10, 2022, 08:53:27 pm
Yeesh. I'm drinking a Heady Topper in your honor. You'll make it through this, man.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Space Freely on November 10, 2022, 11:13:00 pm
Yeesh. I'm drinking a Heady Topper in your honor. You'll make it through this, man.

Ima gonna guess Yada looks down on Heady at this point. im also going to ask, Where'd you get it?
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: grateful on November 10, 2022, 11:25:21 pm
Had a friend who happened to be driving to Vermont...
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Yada on November 10, 2022, 11:28:36 pm
Yeesh. I'm drinking a Heady Topper in your honor. You'll make it through this, man.

Ima gonna guess Yada looks down on Heady at this point. im also going to ask, Where'd you get it?

Wrong... would prefer it to most haze these days.

56oz in, my ass is a faucet. 8oz more to drink, the rest will be drank tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: GAY,GUY on December 08, 2022, 08:56:38 pm
Just got back, from my second, camera up the ass. The 5 year, in-between visits, is fine by me. My hole, after a no sleep night of shitting water, feels like a "Jeff Palmer 50 Load Weekend" (don't ask).

They found, three,  pimple size polyps, that the doctor said with a laugh, "Hey, I was all up in there, so I took them out." God, I love colon humor.  Here's hoping, they are nothing.

The, end.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 08, 2022, 10:31:48 pm
Rectum? Girrrrrrrl, I barely, knew them,!
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 12, 2024, 04:58:53 pm
https://x.com/raptalksk/status/1725190019768303634
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Thousand Made-Up Loves on July 14, 2024, 12:44:00 pm
I had my first one done at 42 in May. Really wish I had it done earlier. I've had a hemorrhoid issue for four years that caused me a lot of stress and had been putting off getting one done. But I got it together and finally got one scheduled.

The worst part is 36 hours of fasting. The drink they give you to clean you out tastes bad, don't get me wrong, and the constant shitting sucks, but the fasting is not fun at all. But my doctor did the procedure and she gave me a clean bill of health. Wild that she gave me photos of inside my lower intestine.

Went and spent $20 at Shake Shack after my procedure. Shackburger, cheese fries and Coke. Best damn meal I've ever had. Like I was on death row and it was my last dinner.

If you're putting off getting your colonoscopy, don't. It's not that bad at all.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Space Freely on July 14, 2024, 01:05:19 pm
I've had at least two and don't recall 36 hours of fasting.

My wife won't even go see a doctor for a routine physical, much less get a colonoscopy. She "doesn't have time."  In spite of me nagging her to do it, often. Her uncle just died from colon cancer.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Yada on July 14, 2024, 03:31:29 pm
I've had way too many to count... pro tip. Get the pills instead of the drink.

Also, have hemorrhoids ever been mentioned on the forum?
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on July 14, 2024, 04:14:56 pm
Also, have hemorrhoids ever been mentioned on the forum?
Its definitely been a constant feature in my private messages. ;)
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Space Freely on July 14, 2024, 06:51:39 pm
I've had way too many to count... pro tip. Get the pills instead of the drink.

Also, have hemorrhoids ever been mentioned on the forum?

How do you know the difference between them and anal fissures?

Every time I'm in Europe and get to use a bidet, I want one
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Thousand Made-Up Loves on July 14, 2024, 07:22:20 pm
I've had at least two and don't recall 36 hours of fasting.

GWU MFA told me 36 hours of clear liquid diet from Sunday after dinner through procedure at 11 am Tuesday. Or is your definition of fasting no liquids?
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Space Freely on July 14, 2024, 09:20:33 pm
I've had at least two and don't recall 36 hours of fasting.

GWU MFA told me 36 hours of clear liquid diet from Sunday after dinner through procedure at 11 am Tuesday. Or is your definition of fasting no liquids?

I honestly don't remember the details. Just didn't seem the long to me. Internet give conflicting info.

Is there anyone who posts on this forum regularly who is too young to have gone through at least one?
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on July 14, 2024, 09:39:58 pm
Neither I, nor any family member I’ve known to have a colonoscopy, have went liquids-only for 36 hours. I was told to start around noon the day before and the procedure was like 8am. Less than 24 hours.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Yada on July 14, 2024, 10:08:28 pm
Neither I, nor any family member I’ve known to have a colonoscopy, have went liquids-only for 36 hours. I was told to start around noon the day before and the procedure was like 8am. Less than 24 hours.

Probably depends how full of shit you are... but in reality I see where thousand is coming from.

Let's say I have a noon appt on July 22nd. In reality, you probably have your last meal at 8pm on July 20th... you officially cleanse the colon the entire next day... well, 8pm the 21st is 24 hrs... noon on July 22nd is 40 hrs. I've definitely done that.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Space Freely on July 14, 2024, 10:12:30 pm
24, 36, 40, whatever. That's nothing compared to Bobby Sands.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: hutch on July 15, 2024, 09:08:59 am
I still haven’t gotten one…way overdue…

I guess I got to man up before I am man out.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: grateful on July 15, 2024, 09:38:05 am
My mother is "of an age" where insurance will no longer cover certain routine checkups because she's old enough that she'll probably die from something else, rather than, say, slow-growing cancers.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Space Freely on July 15, 2024, 10:04:46 am
My mother is "of an age" where insurance will no longer cover certain routine checkups because she's old enough that she'll probably die from something else, rather than, say, slow-growing cancers.

80+?
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: grateful on July 15, 2024, 10:26:46 am
My mother is "of an age" where insurance will no longer cover certain routine checkups because she's old enough that she'll probably die from something else, rather than, say, slow-growing cancers.
80+?


Yep. I guess the point the actuaries are making is that if you're likely gonna die of something soonish, you can skip all the preventive care and save so much money!
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Yada on July 15, 2024, 11:40:24 am
My mother is "of an age" where insurance will no longer cover certain routine checkups because she's old enough that she'll probably die from something else, rather than, say, slow-growing cancers.
80+?


Yep. I guess the point the actuaries are making is that if you're likely gonna die of something soonish, you can skip all the preventive care and save so much money!

Do you know her hemmoroids or anal fissure status?
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: hutch on July 15, 2024, 11:44:21 am
Geezus people you trying to make me yak?
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on July 15, 2024, 11:50:42 am
Do you know her hemmoroids or anal fissure status?
Can't understand at all why we have so few female boardies actively posting on here.
Title: Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
Post by: Space Freely on July 15, 2024, 12:14:19 pm
Do you know her hemmoroids or anal fissure status?
Can't understand at all why we have so few female boardies actively posting on here.

Most women have babies come out of their pussies. I think they can handle frank talk about anal issues. Probably better than most men can.