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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: hutch on October 17, 2016, 09:07:26 pm
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exactly what it says in the tin.. go!
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what a shitty thread
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opinions are like assholes...everyone's got one
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This thread . . . hits me, right in my he-cunt.
Beat, that.
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and I thought I'd gone the whole day and wouldn't learn anything new
he-cunt sealed the deal that it's the real walkie ;D
ohh and staying on topic
What if you used a trans-vaginal ultrasound for your colonoscopy
what exactly would you see...I'm sure someone's tried it
and I said this thread was shite
you know who needs to reappear for this thread ...Fart Sound
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Bottoms up?
I prefer he-cunt over mangina
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Oh . . . I bet, you do.
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he-cunt.
A+++
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I've been trying to avoid this thread, but it's odd that it started at about the same time that my kid started watching this King of the Hill episode repeatedly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dws-smUnAN0
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It's so refreshing. Highly recommended.
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exactly what it says in the tin.. go!
ON the tin. ON.
I don't mind people using my go to first-post-in-thread line but get it right, please!
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Clutch, the pearls.
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Oh, and appointment made with my new primary care doctor for a complete physical and to talk about the dreaded procedure.
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this is tin-tilating
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I'm asking completely seriously: at what age do I need to consider getting this done? It's 40, right? If it makes a difference, extensive family history of cancer but not prostate.
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I thought it was 50 unless family history, but my sole information on this topic is:
1. This thread
2. Men of a certain age "Let the Sunshine In" episode
might want to ask that in the Smakie thread
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Just go with me.
I mean, come on . . . Who else knows more about ass, on here?
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I'm asking completely seriously: at what age do I need to consider getting this done? It's 40, right? If it makes a difference, extensive family history of cancer but not prostate.
Colonoscopies are for colon cancer, not prostate cancer.
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This is the most depressing thread ever.
I got a physical at 42 and promised myself to get one every year thereafter. It's seven years later and I still haven't gotten another...as I start approaching the age in life where shit is more likely to go wrong.
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I'm asking completely seriously: at what age do I need to consider getting this done? It's 40, right? If it makes a difference, extensive family history of cancer but not prostate.
Colonoscopies are for colon cancer, not prostate cancer.
How do they check for prostate cancer?
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This might help
https://medlineplus.gov/colonoscopy.html
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The procedure is not a big deal; its the "prep," that is the shit(ting).
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The procedure is not a big deal; its the "prep," that is the shit(ting).
It does seem like a good way to lose a few pounds before a big event.
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The procedure is not a big deal; its the "prep," that is the shit(ting).
It does seem like a good way to lose a few pounds before a big event.
Please refer to my earlier post in possibly another thread about the gratification of having an ass that functions as a hose for a 12 hour period or so.
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The procedure is not a big deal; its the "prep," that is the shit(ting).
It does seem like a good way to lose a few pounds before a big event.
Please refer to my earlier post in possibly another thread about the gratification of having an ass that functions as a hose for a 12 hour period or so.
We all suffer for fashion.
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How do they check for prostate cancer?
Everyone can relax. Checking for Prostate cancer is now put off until 50.
But, since you asked, they stick two fingers up your ass and measure the size and shape of your prostate. If they find irregularities, then you may get a colonoscopy, but more like an MRI.
Enjoy your lunch.
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I just did the c procedure a coupla weeks ago. Prep (squirting, hose-like) is not the same as diarrhea, although certainly similar. No food the day before is of course a challenge but doable. Procedure at GW Hosp was super easy and well administered. A few polyps got found and tested. I'm all good for 7-10 years...
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How do they check for prostate cancer?
Everyone can relax. Checking for Prostate cancer is now put off until 50.
But, since you asked, they stick two fingers up your ass and measure the size and shape of your prostate. If they find irregularities, then you may get a colonoscopy, but more like an MRI.
Enjoy your lunch.
well how can i enjoy my tacos when they are all over the computer now?
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My father died in August from colon cancer, after never having a colonoscopy. Don't mess around. Get this done when you're supposed to.
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:'(
sorry to hear that grateful
obviously this is quite a serious topic that is ripe for 'locker room' jokes
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This is the most depressing thread ever.
I got a physical at 42 and promised myself to get one every year thereafter. It's seven years later and I still haven't gotten another...as I start approaching the age in life where shit is more likely to go wrong.
i got a "physical" last year.. seemed pretty easy... i assume if you have a primary care physician you go in every year....
I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...
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I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...
that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice...just shoves it right in there
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I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...
that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice...just shoves it right in there
yeah I'm not into that...
if he bought me a drink and told me my hair looked nice .....
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I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...
that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice...just shoves it right in there
yeah I'm not into that...
if he bought me a drink and told me my hair looked nice .....
A little but of lube goes a long way.
My primary care physician is a hot Indian woman. It might be time for me to schedule a physical.
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I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...
that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice...just shoves it right in there
yeah I'm not into that...
if he bought me a drink and told me my hair looked nice .....
A little but of lube goes a long way.
My primary care physician is a hot Indian woman. It might be time for me to schedule a physical.
It DOES make a difference.
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I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...
that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice...just shoves it right in there
yeah I'm not into that...
if he bought me a drink and told me my hair looked nice .....
You straight people, ask for so much.
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That one time, Rodney from The Dead Milkmen held up a picture of my colonscopy at the 930 Club.
Did I do this right?
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11755241_10152995697977647_3948969341813613712_n.jpg?oh=9222704f1e70a0340c1de5398f42ee28&oe=589A216C)
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Luck,y
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Now Google Maps gets in on the action (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w8wqU9TrkA)
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http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/17/health/colonoscopy-drink-food-bars/
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the whole thing makes me want to puke...you'd think we could do better..
i wonder when i'll have to get one? i'm 45...i guess before year end i have to see my primary care physician
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Sitting in the hospital room. With the funny hospital gown on with my butt exposed. About to head in for the procedure. Wish me luck.
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Sitting in the hospital room. With the funny hospital gown on with my butt exposed. About to head in for the procedure. Wish me luck.
Lotsa luck Walkie! How'd the prep go last night?
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The prep, was god awful. I think it will be a long while before I sit on a toilet again.
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good luck man
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The prep, was god awful.
Worst part, by far.
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I have a good Doctor if anyone needs a recommendation... I think he was even on TV a few months ago and got huge ratings..
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hey...now you can do it yourself with your smartphone
https://phoneendoscope.com/
only $19.99
doesn't come with lube :)
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1682/8149/products/test3_1024x1024.png?v=1483031314)
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My results came back. There was a polyp which was removed but it was non-cancerous. Hooray for me. But with my family history I have to have one done every three to five years. Hopefully by then they will make that prep a little better.
The thing that still sticks out regarding the entire experience, was in the instructions for the prep, it said if need be you can apply Vaseline to your asshole
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Sounds like my history. I had to get a 2nd one after 3 months. Then 3 years, now 5 years. Next month will be #5.
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The thing that still sticks out regarding the entire experience, was in the instructions for the prep, it said if need be you can apply Vaseline to your asshole
Must. . . not. . . make. . . joke. . .
Would, be inapp, ropriate.
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damn walkie i'm glad you're ok! good job going through with the colonoscopy. well done.
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Hopefully by then they will make that prep a little better.
Take the pill, buy the heated Toto seat with the warm water bidet. (http://www.homedepot.com/p/Toto-C100-Electric-Bidet-Seat-for-Round-Toilet-in-Washlet-Cotton-White-sw2033-01/206794799?MERCH=REC-_-PIPHorizontal1_rr-_-206794794-_-206794799-_-N) It's a life saver....
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Hopefully by then they will make that prep a little better.
Take the pill, buy the heated Toto seat with the warm water bidet. (http://www.homedepot.com/p/Toto-C100-Electric-Bidet-Seat-for-Round-Toilet-in-Washlet-Cotton-White-sw2033-01/206794799?MERCH=REC-_-PIPHorizontal1_rr-_-206794794-_-206794799-_-N) It's a life saver....
Pricey. I bought a non-heated one but didn't install it yet. Should be refreshing!
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Pricey.
No, this one (http://www.homedepot.com/p/Toto-S350e-Electric-Bidet-Seat-for-Round-Toilet-with-ewater-Washlet-in-Cotton-sw583-01/206794809) is the pricey one.
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Pricey.
No, this one (http://www.homedepot.com/p/Toto-S350e-Electric-Bidet-Seat-for-Round-Toilet-with-ewater-Washlet-in-Cotton-sw583-01/206794809) is the pricey one.
why doesn't HD provide a pic of those things with the lid up? or some sort of graphical representation of how it will work, where water will go, etc? i need way more visual information before i'm ready to buy. as far as i can tell, these are very expensive toilet seat lids.
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I found it
(https://www.confused.com/~/media/article-images/Home/simpsons-toilet-japan.gif?la=en-GB)
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why doesn't HD provide a pic of those things with the lid up? or some sort of graphical representation of how it will work, where water will go, etc? i need way more visual information before i'm ready to buy. as far as i can tell, these are very expensive toilet seat lids.
Do I have to do everything for you sad lot?
https://washlet.totousa.com/how-it-works
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figures this would be my most succesful thread.. ::)
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There have been some good post in just the past few days, but I'm donning a PTOW on that
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I forgot, we actually have a thread for this :)
I know this isn't the medical questions thread, but what are people's opinion on Cologuard
they sure do advertize a lot
I'd rather poop in a box and mail it than have a Dr stick a long, flexible, tubular instrument about 1/2-inch in diameter up to my Large intestine
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Fuck that shit!
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wait, are you contemplating having sex with my stool sample??
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First time I've heard of it, but I think I'll stick with the tried and true.
As a board-certified colon & rectal surgeon, I’m often asked about the differences between colonoscopies with your doctor vs. the Cologuard at-home test. Cologuard has raised lots of hype recently with all the tv, print and digital advertising. Questions have been raised: Is Cologuard as safe as a colonoscopy? Is Cologuard as effective as a colonoscopy? Unfortunately, the answer is no.
Cologuard does not prevent colon cancer like colonoscopies do
Cologuard is a do-it-yourself, mail-in DNA test that helps detect some colon cancers—but it’s not a great preventative because it detects cancers only AFTER you have developed it. On the other hand, a colonoscopy PREVENTS colon cancer by removing the potentially cancerous polyps before they become cancerous. Colonoscopies detect 92% of colorectal cancers and precancerous polyps. That’s a big, potentially lifesaving difference that supports colonoscopy over other screening methods.
As a colonoscopy provider, I will carefully examine your large bowel using a thin, high-tech tube with a tiny camera at the end, and remove cancer-causing polyps. The procedure is completely painless, and takes less than 30 minutes. The polyps are sent to the lab and analyzed to identify the type of polyp(s) you have. That way I know when we need to see you next.
Cologuard, however, involves no visual element and no removal of cells. It detects the presence of abnormal DNA through testing your stool—and 42% of the time it does not catch precancerous polyps. It detects only 69% of polyps with high-grade dysplasia, which is a term that describes how much your polyp(s) looks like cancer under the microscope. These statistics published by the government’s National Institute of Health (NIH) provide troubling data, and indicate Cologuard is far less effective than colonoscopy.
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I've used the cologard at my Dr's suggestion. I've done it both ways and much prefer shitting in a box. May not be as accurate but worth the risk in my case
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wait, are you contemplating having sex with my stool sample??
Guys, I am not going to use my literary talents to write erotic forum fan-fiction. Stop trying to goad me.
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My Dr specifically advised against those kind of tests
Geezus how bad can a colonoscopy be?
Man up
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My Dr specifically advised against those kind of tests
Geezus how bad can a colonoscopy be?
Man up
As a younger boardee that has had two!!! (OMG), it's not really that bad... It's the prep that's not great, however, treat it as a cleanse.
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As a younger boardee that has had two!!!
Jules, not sure how you can incorporate this into your erotic fan fiction, but two assholes can really be a great plot device
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Thank God for this thread. Based on the time frame of when I had my last one, I realized it's time for me to pucker up the ass again.
Cue Julian's hot story.
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yeah...the prep sucks. I'll box mine...thanks.
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yeah...the prep sucks. I'll box mine...thanks.
At the risk of posting something positive, I love the cleaned out feeling after the prep.
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How dare you!! You just did that to spite me
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I've had like 10, and yes the prep is still the worst part, but there are ways to make it better:
(1) Get a Toto, warm the seat, wash the bum. Life changing.
(2) Sit on the pot with your feet raised. Anything that will keep your feet raised about a foot above the ground (and keeps your knees above your waist) will be more comfortable and easier to flow.
(3) If you have to drink the liquid prep, keep the liquid in a cooler or ice bucket next to you, and only pour enough that you will drink at a time. The colder the liquid, the easier it will go down.
(4) Binge-watch something while you're on the pot - grab a tablet or laptop and watch something you're really into. You'll be shocked how fast time will fly by.
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10!
jez, do you get a badge for that?
Is your next one free
don't you do these at some sort of clinic/dr's office...how do you get the toto in there?
I'm a big fan of the bidet, added one to my toilet and it really was life-changing, I'm not joking
cost $99 (https://hellotushy.com/) and I was able to install (meaning easy and limited tools)
I don't have the warm water, but I can deal and the seat isn't heated
I think the feet raised thing is recommended daily too
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I've had like 10, and yes the prep is still the worst part, but there are ways to make it better:
(1) Get a Toto, warm the seat, wash the bum. Life changing.
(2) Sit on the pot with your feet raised. Anything that will keep your feet raised about a foot above the ground (and keeps your knees above your waist) will be more comfortable and easier to flow.
(3) If you have to drink the liquid prep, keep the liquid in a cooler or ice bucket next to you, and only pour enough that you will drink at a time. The colder the liquid, the easier it will go down.
(4) Binge-watch something while you're on the pot - grab a tablet or laptop and watch something you're really into. You'll be shocked how fast time will fly by.
I find warmer liquid easier to chug, but that's just me...
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jez, do you get a badge for that?
Is your next one free
don't you do these at some sort of clinic/dr's office...how do you get the toto in there?
I'm a big fan of the bidet, added one to my toilet and it really was life-changing, I'm not joking
cost $99 (https://hellotushy.com/) and I was able to install (meaning easy and limited tools)
I don't have the warm water, but I can deal and the seat isn't heated
I think the feet raised thing is recommended daily too
Oh look at you mr. fancy shit pants!!!
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I find warmer liquid easier to chug, but that's just me...
I think it has more to do with the taste, that's why they serve crappy beer really cold, not the chugablity
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I find warmer liquid easier to chug, but that's just me...
GoLytely changes viscosity and taste as it warms. I find it doesn't taste bad when it's cold and is much more fluid. As it warms it becomes more syrupy and harder to drink in my experience.
Otherwise, yes, I prefer warmer drinks to chug.
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don't you do these at some sort of clinic/dr's office...how do you get the toto in there?
The procedure is at the hospital, yes, but all of the prep is at home. You drink a gallon of liquid that flows right through you about 12-16 hours before your procedure (although the last time I did it was 2/3 the night before and 1/3 morning of which was a nice change).
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10!
jez, do you get a badge for that?
Is your next one free
I was diagnosed with Crohns and Colitis about a decade ago and was getting the procedure done annually. However, my most recent colonoscopy revealed that I am currently in 100% full remission so I don't have to get one in 2021. Kind of the best news from Covid-days....
I think the feet raised thing is recommended daily too
Absolutely. I use my daughters step-stool for washing her hands on the daily....
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was getting the procedure done annually.analy
FTFY
and great news on the remission!
Should have good in the Good news thread
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10!
jez, do you get a badge for that?
Is your next one free
I was diagnosed with Crohns and Colitis about a decade ago and was getting the procedure done annually. However, my most recent colonoscopy revealed that I am currently in 100% full remission so I don't have to get one in 2021. Kind of the best news from Covid-days....
I think the feet raised thing is recommended daily too
Absolutely. I use my daughters step-stool for washing her hands on the daily....
Damn... sorry to hear about your GI issues.... I have my own, but not that bad.... yet.
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most rock and roll thread evah?
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As I recall I started this as a mock thread of the non rock and roll aspects of the board
It has come back to bite me in the...
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This thread . . . hits me, right in my he-cunt.
Beat, that.
there was this gem in here
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and great news on the remission!
Damn... sorry to hear about your GI issues.... I have my own, but not that bad.... yet.
Thanks. It's all good though. My diagnosis explained a lot about what was going on, got me in better shape than I had been in since my teenage years (until the baby came) and introduced me to my wife. Hell, I even drink kombucha now (as long it includes alcohol). So long as I down pass it on to the kiddo, a minor blip at this point.
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and great news on the remission!
Damn... sorry to hear about your GI issues.... I have my own, but not that bad.... yet.
Thanks. It's all good though. My diagnosis explained a lot about what was going on, got me in better shape than I had been in since my teenage years (until the baby came) and introduced me to my wife. Hell, I even drink kombucha now (as long it includes alcohol). So long as I down pass it on to the kiddo, a minor blip at this point.
Curious how much you've changed your diet, etc.? Any triggers that have caused you problems in the past; stress, drinking too much, a big cheese steak?
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My god...what is this board coming to? I think we need a boardie death pool thread.
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Curious how much you've changed your diet, etc.? Any triggers that have caused you problems in the past; stress, drinking too much, a big cheese steak?
For the first six months after my diagnosis, I kept a diary of everything I ate and drank and recorded any pain it caused and how it impacted my bowel movements. This revealed that nuts, corn, and some of the microbrews, particularly in draft form and in particular wheat beers, caused problems. I was pretty diligent about it with times, quantity etc. It also revealed that some rye alcohol also caused problems, but not as serious.
Knowing all of this, I eliminated these from my diet, and pick and choose my moments when I break the rules, knowing full well the consequences. Only in the last two years have I really started to drink draft microbrews again and haven't had the same reactions as I used to.
The only other things I'm still working on is travel. No idea why but flying, in particular with time changes, seems to cause a reaction, usually after about 48 hours in. It's been bizarre and always happens at the worst times, but it's 3-4 hours midday of "crohns fatigue" nearly every trip. Still can't figure it out, especially as I used to work internationally and had no troubles travelling.
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and some of the microbrews, particularly in draft form and in particular wheat beers, caused problems.
hypothesis: it's the yeast that was causing you distress. big macro brewers filter out the yeast so those wouldn't bother your GI, whereas craft breweries almost never filter (or if they do, not to the extent that BMC do). wheat beers in particular contain more yeast in suspension than other styles, it's what gives them their cloudy look (and also contributes to their taste).
yeast can make it through the digestive system relatively unscathed - in many folks, this leads to gas (if someone's homebrew makes you fart, tell them to take steps to leave more of the yeast behind - ping me for methods). perhaps it was the yeast that was was irritating your lower tract?
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One more prep tip. I find that a shot of warm/hot water after chugging the prep liquid helps to quickly get past the viscosity and taste.
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hypothesis: it's the yeast that was causing you distress.
The next thing you're going to tell me is that nuts and solid corn are hard on the digestive track and difficult to digest...
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Easy colonoscopy today.
highly recommend GBMC in Towson.
Clean, well-staphed, easy access to drugs, etc.
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I read it as "well-stapled" and was wondering what kind of colonoscopy you were having. Happy for you it was just a mis-read on my part
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Shit i still need to do this.
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Why o why did hutch start this thread?
To torment me from the grave?
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7 pages!
..this thread is going places (well up your bum to be exact)
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Shit, i still need to do this.
POTW
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For the old fucks on the board:
https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/09/health/colonoscopy-cancer-death-study/index.html
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For the old fucks on the board:
https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/09/health/colonoscopy-cancer-death-study/index.html
When the study authors restricted the results to the people who actually received colonoscopies – about 12,000 out of the more than 28,000 who were invited to do so – the procedure was found to be more effective. It reduced the risk of colorectal cancer by 31% and cut the risk of dying of that cancer by 50%.
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For the old fucks on the board:
you could have just said, to everyone on the board
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For the old fucks on the board:
https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/09/health/colonoscopy-cancer-death-study/index.html
When the study authors restricted the results to the people who actually received colonoscopies – about 12,000 out of the more than 28,000 who were invited to do so – the procedure was found to be more effective. It reduced the risk of colorectal cancer by 31% and cut the risk of dying of that cancer by 50%.
I always feel like these articles that question colon and prostate cancer screening are bought and paid for by insurance companies....who don't want to pay for ANYTHING.
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For the old fucks on the board:
you could have just said, to everyone on the board
I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.
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For the old fucks on the board:
you could have just said, to everyone on the board
I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.
so MORE than twice the age of the avg audience member at the All Things Go fest
Old, but not so old that you are getting AARP mailers
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For the old fucks on the board:
you could have just said, to everyone on the board
I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.
Signed, younger than the average boardie, however, due to GI issues both genetically and probably brought on by myself, I've had a colonoscopy and have one coming up in November!
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For the old fucks on the board:
you could have just said, to everyone on the board
I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.
You're under 35?
https://www.healio.com/news/gastroenterology/20171030/colon-cancer-screening-should-begin-at-age-45-per-new-study
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For the old fucks on the board:
you could have just said, to everyone on the board
I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.
You're under 35?
https://www.healio.com/news/gastroenterology/20171030/colon-cancer-screening-should-begin-at-age-45-per-new-study
Oh, no, I thought the age was still fifty.
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Too funny, that this thread popped back up today. I am currently doing the pre op paperwork for my 2nd colonoscopy in a couple of weeks.
So looking forward to the prep, which hasn't changed since my last one. So looking forward, to having my he-cunt exposed for all to see.
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The medical/pharmaceutical community - change the standards-make a ton more $$$.
For the old fucks on the board:
you could have just said, to everyone on the board
I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.
You're under 35?
https://www.healio.com/news/gastroenterology/20171030/colon-cancer-screening-should-begin-at-age-45-per-new-study
Oh, no, I thought the age was still fifty.
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this thread should probably be pinned to the top of the forum
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This thread saves lives….
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This thread spreads butt cheeks….
FFTY
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This thread saves lives….
My father died of colon cancer, after never having had a colonoscopy, so yeah.
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I am so sorry for that….awareness definitely saves lives
I am kind of paranoid cause my doctors are telling me to wait til next year because of my cancer..and I have eaten a lot of red meat 🥩
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Grateful, I'm very sorry to hear that. It's a real risk
If the cancer is diagnosed at a localized stage, the survival rate is 91%
It's expected to cause about 52,580 deaths during 2022.
Hence early detection is key
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Got mine tomorrow. Wish me luck. I really wish I could have some lunch.
My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass." (I think I read that 85% of gastroentologists are men.) This in spite of the fact that her uncle, who never had a colonoscopy, died from colon cancer a couple of months ago. Sigh.
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Nobody wants that but people still get them
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My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass."
so by that logic, would it be OK if Julian stuck that wand up her ass?
also there is the poop in a box method that you can do in the privacy of your own Loo
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My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass." (I think I read that 85% of gastroentologists are men.)
She'll be asleep for the procedure, just like half the time she's having sex with you.
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BOOM!
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My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass." (I think I read that 85% of gastroentologists are men.)
She'll be asleep for the procedure, just like half the time she's having sex with you.
My God almighty! My God almighty! He killed him! As God is my witness, he is broken in half!
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My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass."
so by that logic, would it be OK if Julian stuck that wand up her ass?
also there is the poop in a box method that you can do in the privacy of your own Loo
That method is not nearly as accurate, right? That's the method her uncle used.
After going through a three month prostate cancer scare earlier in the year, to the point of having to get a biopsy that eventually proved me negative...I'm all for accuracy?
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I pooped in the box and then mailed it. I have completed my life's goals.
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A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside it's my poop in a box
It's in a box
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That method is not nearly as accurate, right? That's the method her uncle used.
so yes, not as accurate and really sorry that happened to her uncle
I don't think colon cancer is a genetic/hereditary thing as much as it is you have a diet of mostly meat/processed food
ok 3% of them are inherited
colorectal cancer is caused by an inherited genetic condition called Lynch syndrome, also known as hereditary nonpolyposis colorectal cancer or HNPCC. About 3% (1 in 30) of colorectal cancer cases are due to Lynch syndrome.
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That method is not nearly as accurate, right? That's the method her uncle used.
so yes, not as accurate and really sorry that happened to her uncle
I don't think colon cancer is a genetic/hereditary thing as much as it is you have a diet of mostly meat/processed food
ok 3% of them are inherited
colorectal cancer is caused by an inherited genetic condition called Lynch syndrome, also known as hereditary nonpolyposis colorectal cancer or HNPCC. About 3% (1 in 30) of colorectal cancer cases are due to Lynch syndrome.
Soy maybe as a pescetarian who was veg for a number years, i shouldn't even be bothering .
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Soy maybe as a pescetarian who was veg for a number years, i shouldn't even be bothering .
lol, funny typo
(or maybe you're practicing your spanish?)
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Soy maybe as a pescetarian who was veg for a number years, i shouldn't even be bothering .
please don't take medical advice from me...at very least poop in a box and send it Cock
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I have mine next week, I'll be sure to keep you all updated
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I have mine next week, I'll be sure to keep you all updated
some post poo banter
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Starting my prep...
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Starting my prep...
Could take awhile — you’ve always been full of shit.
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hope you gorged yourself on burgers and beer beforehand.
we will keep you in our thoughts... as we gorge ourselves on burgers and beers tonight and tomorrow morning.
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Starting my prep...
Could take awhile — you’ve always been full of shit.
You know nothing about my shit!
hope you gorged yourself on burgers and beer beforehand.
we will keep you in our thoughts... as we gorge ourselves on burgers and beers tonight and tomorrow morning.
My last meal was a meatball sub.
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Starting my prep...
Could take awhile — you’ve always been full of shit.
You know nothing about my shit!
I think we have a well documented feed of it
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(https://i.ibb.co/sJbB9Ft/20221110-171929.jpg)
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did you get a bidet?
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32oz in... rumblings
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Yeesh. I'm drinking a Heady Topper in your honor. You'll make it through this, man.
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Yeesh. I'm drinking a Heady Topper in your honor. You'll make it through this, man.
Ima gonna guess Yada looks down on Heady at this point. im also going to ask, Where'd you get it?
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Had a friend who happened to be driving to Vermont...
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Yeesh. I'm drinking a Heady Topper in your honor. You'll make it through this, man.
Ima gonna guess Yada looks down on Heady at this point. im also going to ask, Where'd you get it?
Wrong... would prefer it to most haze these days.
56oz in, my ass is a faucet. 8oz more to drink, the rest will be drank tomorrow morning.
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Just got back, from my second, camera up the ass. The 5 year, in-between visits, is fine by me. My hole, after a no sleep night of shitting water, feels like a "Jeff Palmer 50 Load Weekend" (don't ask).
They found, three, pimple size polyps, that the doctor said with a laugh, "Hey, I was all up in there, so I took them out." God, I love colon humor. Here's hoping, they are nothing.
The, end.
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Rectum? Girrrrrrrl, I barely, knew them,!
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https://x.com/raptalksk/status/1725190019768303634
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I had my first one done at 42 in May. Really wish I had it done earlier. I've had a hemorrhoid issue for four years that caused me a lot of stress and had been putting off getting one done. But I got it together and finally got one scheduled.
The worst part is 36 hours of fasting. The drink they give you to clean you out tastes bad, don't get me wrong, and the constant shitting sucks, but the fasting is not fun at all. But my doctor did the procedure and she gave me a clean bill of health. Wild that she gave me photos of inside my lower intestine.
Went and spent $20 at Shake Shack after my procedure. Shackburger, cheese fries and Coke. Best damn meal I've ever had. Like I was on death row and it was my last dinner.
If you're putting off getting your colonoscopy, don't. It's not that bad at all.
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I've had at least two and don't recall 36 hours of fasting.
My wife won't even go see a doctor for a routine physical, much less get a colonoscopy. She "doesn't have time." In spite of me nagging her to do it, often. Her uncle just died from colon cancer.
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I've had way too many to count... pro tip. Get the pills instead of the drink.
Also, have hemorrhoids ever been mentioned on the forum?
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Also, have hemorrhoids ever been mentioned on the forum?
Its definitely been a constant feature in my private messages. ;)
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I've had way too many to count... pro tip. Get the pills instead of the drink.
Also, have hemorrhoids ever been mentioned on the forum?
How do you know the difference between them and anal fissures?
Every time I'm in Europe and get to use a bidet, I want one
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I've had at least two and don't recall 36 hours of fasting.
GWU MFA told me 36 hours of clear liquid diet from Sunday after dinner through procedure at 11 am Tuesday. Or is your definition of fasting no liquids?
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I've had at least two and don't recall 36 hours of fasting.
GWU MFA told me 36 hours of clear liquid diet from Sunday after dinner through procedure at 11 am Tuesday. Or is your definition of fasting no liquids?
I honestly don't remember the details. Just didn't seem the long to me. Internet give conflicting info.
Is there anyone who posts on this forum regularly who is too young to have gone through at least one?
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Neither I, nor any family member I’ve known to have a colonoscopy, have went liquids-only for 36 hours. I was told to start around noon the day before and the procedure was like 8am. Less than 24 hours.
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Neither I, nor any family member I’ve known to have a colonoscopy, have went liquids-only for 36 hours. I was told to start around noon the day before and the procedure was like 8am. Less than 24 hours.
Probably depends how full of shit you are... but in reality I see where thousand is coming from.
Let's say I have a noon appt on July 22nd. In reality, you probably have your last meal at 8pm on July 20th... you officially cleanse the colon the entire next day... well, 8pm the 21st is 24 hrs... noon on July 22nd is 40 hrs. I've definitely done that.
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24, 36, 40, whatever. That's nothing compared to Bobby Sands.
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I still haven’t gotten one…way overdue…
I guess I got to man up before I am man out.
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My mother is "of an age" where insurance will no longer cover certain routine checkups because she's old enough that she'll probably die from something else, rather than, say, slow-growing cancers.
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My mother is "of an age" where insurance will no longer cover certain routine checkups because she's old enough that she'll probably die from something else, rather than, say, slow-growing cancers.
80+?
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My mother is "of an age" where insurance will no longer cover certain routine checkups because she's old enough that she'll probably die from something else, rather than, say, slow-growing cancers.
80+?
Yep. I guess the point the actuaries are making is that if you're likely gonna die of something soonish, you can skip all the preventive care and save so much money!
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My mother is "of an age" where insurance will no longer cover certain routine checkups because she's old enough that she'll probably die from something else, rather than, say, slow-growing cancers.
80+?
Yep. I guess the point the actuaries are making is that if you're likely gonna die of something soonish, you can skip all the preventive care and save so much money!
Do you know her hemmoroids or anal fissure status?
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Geezus people you trying to make me yak?
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Do you know her hemmoroids or anal fissure status?
Can't understand at all why we have so few female boardies actively posting on here.
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Do you know her hemmoroids or anal fissure status?
Can't understand at all why we have so few female boardies actively posting on here.
Most women have babies come out of their pussies. I think they can handle frank talk about anal issues. Probably better than most men can.