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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on May 28, 2015, 10:29:45 am
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Penile Carcinoma
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Teenage Fornication
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Transvaginal ultrasound
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The Shitlords
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The Shitlords of the New Church
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Carlos Spicyweiner
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Wolf Squirts
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Tainted Meat
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Technicolor Yawn
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The Taylor Swift Ex-Boyfriends Club
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On Advice From Council We Have Changed Our Name
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Technicolor Yawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEpY2b9eBk0
https://technicolor-yawn.bandcamp.com/
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Technicolor Yawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEpY2b9eBk0
https://technicolor-yawn.bandcamp.com/
Massive fail, Bagley, massive fail.
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The Goddamn Fucking Assholes
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Boners
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Transvaginal ultrasound
My favorite!
Sin,
Ken Cuccinelli
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Transvaginal ultrasound
My favorite!
Sin,
Ken Cuccinelli
To be honest, "Sin Ken Cuccinelli" is legitimately amazing even though, if I'm not mistaken, you did not intend it as a submission.
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I like these:
1. Kill julian
2. Die julian
3. Maim julian
4. Stab julian
5. Julian bleeding on the side of the road
6. Julian will get his
7. Soon julian
8. The blood of julian, shed for you
9. The many pieces of julian
10. Just kidding, julian
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I like these:
1. Kill julian
2. Die julian
3. Maim julian
4. Stab julian
5. Julian bleeding on the side of the road
6. Julian will get his
7. Soon julian
8. The blood of julian, shed for you
9. The many pieces of julian
10. Just kidding, julian
I would call into killsaly and azaghals radio show and request the lead singles of all these bands.
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Number 8 and 9, have the best chances, of taking off.
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Jules and the megalomaniacal minds
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Tainted Meat
Or Meated Taint?
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Turbosexophonic Delight
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The Punch Bowl Turd Balls
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Sepp
Blatter
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Unorthodox Exorcism
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don,t be a bitch
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Nickleback
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There is a guy in my town, that has a personalized plate, that says nickel,back
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Hump Free Bogart
yoko bono
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Yoko bono?
And, we have a winner.
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There is a guy in my town, that has a personalized plate, that says nickel,back
that would make me want to move
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Meta-Conscious Genre-Specific Satire
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Beaver-fest 2015
Mannequin Pussy
Perfect Pussy
The Vaginasaurs
Black Pussy (https://www.change.org/p/black-pussy-all-white-male-band-black-pussy-should-change-their-name-or-venues-who-booked-them-should-be-boycotted?)
Nashville Pussy
Thunderpussy
Pussy Riot
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Random Name Generator (ok did get that from the new wilco album)
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Fecal Spray
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Big Rudy's Rod Bomb
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Beaver-fest 2015
Mannequin Pussy
Perfect Pussy
The Vaginasaurs
Black Pussy (https://www.change.org/p/black-pussy-all-white-male-band-black-pussy-should-change-their-name-or-venues-who-booked-them-should-be-boycotted?)
Nashville Pussy
Thunderpussy
Pussy Riot
oh this was such a good one...we need to make this happen!
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beaver fest, was such a turn off. better name?
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beaver fest, was such a turn off. better name?
ok...let's hear your suggestions
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The Hand Cocks
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beaver fest, was such a turn off. better name?
ok...let's hear your suggestions
Pussy Patch 2016
Vagnation
Pussypalooza
Your Cuntry Festival
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Saw a great one today:
Tanzverbot
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Uncle Leo's Crime of Passion
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Rot In Hell, Antonin Scalia
(A We still love you Boris Yeltsin side project.)
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Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids
they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars
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Your Neighbor Bruce (http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Your-Neighbor-Bruce-Scams-Residents-of-Their-Money-in-Capitol-Hill-371321641.html)
Crowdfunds $40,000 for debut album. Never delivers.
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Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids
they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars
YES!!! Genius idea!
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I lovitz!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g7IQUpT7Nr8/TEID7yUxVUI/AAAAAAAABiU/x8TFEc4svG8/s1600/evelynquince3.png)
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Every time I hear the word "mongoloid" I think about the episode of Mad Men where Bobby says the one memorable line he has in seven seasons (and four variations), to his sister when she cuts her hair off: "You look like a mongoloid."
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Fuck Juice
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G.A.Y Chem,trails
(not sure what the acronym stands for, but I'll let you fill in the blanks)
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Great Ass Yo, Chemtrails
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The Prevagens
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I was going to say Julian, but wouldn't you f****** know it there's an indie pop band from DC called Julian.
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Bomb Robot
first album cover for
'this is for you'
(http://cdn1.bostonmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/TALON-2.jpg)
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I was going to say Julian, but wouldn't you f****** know it there's an indie pop band from DC called Julian.
I always assumed at least one member of that band was a member on here and it was in tribute to me.
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Threat Midler
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The Black Hole to Hell Where My Lover Has Gone
This was my band in high school, unfortunately we had no songs, no talent, no instruments and no members, except for me. But we intended to have all of those things, so that's something. And we had a killer name.
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YInMa Blue
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Arson Wells
A good name for a black metal band
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Areola Grande
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The Bad "Dudes"
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The Old Threads
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Jon Hamm Wallet
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Totally Wet And Tight
T.W.A.T.
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Eyeball meat
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Linkedin Park
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No
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Actually I think LinkedIn Park is kind of clever.
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Fuzzy Boner would be a good name
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Actually I think LinkedIn Park is kind of clever.
Taken:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRR5t5HIY3w-pc8ALIjEiXw
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It's too bad they suck.
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James Ford goes to Italy
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Methamphetafunk
The Opioid Crisis
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Methamphetafunk
i'm totally claiming this one. thanks, double-gee-dub!
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Dems scream death?
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Hung Famous People
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Boozehound
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The Serious Takers
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The Drunks
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The I Love Yous
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The Drunks
https://youtu.be/VlrC85D3SRo
Already a band...
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The Buzzkill
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The I Love Yous
the I.L.Ys exist...
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The buzzkill
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The LOLs
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The buzzkill
this one is already taken too...Buzzkill - Fuck Your Band (https://youtu.be/PxU1kh6SHcs)
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The Fake Jamaicans
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Continuous Integration
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Fart Rape
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Tart Vape
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Smart Gape
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Chart Ape
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Ass Open To The Wind, Here I Am, Stick It In.
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Shart Nape
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Herman Otto's Hermits
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Herman Auto's Hermits
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Herman's Auto Parts
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Sherman's Mufflers
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Chris Berman's Muff
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Bored, or On Drugs?
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You're With Me, Leather
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You're on Me, With Leather.
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Bored, or On Drugs?
Their logo would be [BööD]
It cites their two biggest influences: Blue Oyster Cult and Nine Inch Nails.
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You're on Me, With Leather.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You%27re_with_me,_leather
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Ten Inch Nails
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Nine Inch Oyster Blue Balls
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Viral Cop Video
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Local Milk People
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124 in Iraq
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Predawn Raid
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faceBrook
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The Dulcet Tones of Julian
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Hi, we're Romance Scams. We're from Athens. (https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/romance-scams-cost-online-daters-143m-2018-federal-data-show-n970511?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma)
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Hi, we're Romance Scams. We're from Athens. (https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/romance-scams-cost-online-daters-143m-2018-federal-data-show-n970511?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma)
^^Marvelous.
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memeingless
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Hi, we're Romance Scams. We're from Athens. (https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/romance-scams-cost-online-daters-143m-2018-federal-data-show-n970511?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma)
^^Marvelous.
Buy our tape, "Cupid Of Chaos" (https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/02/13/cupid-chaos-bigamist-duped-least-three-wives-three-states-steal-their-money-police-say/?utm_term=.a104e290dac9)
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Judas Pedophile Priest
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Starlicide
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The perhaps flying water tankers
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inadequate octagrabber...potential band name?
potential band name.
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ok found this site that list free band names
http://usedwigs.com/free-band-names/
Wanted to see if 'potential band name' was actually taken by a band
but this made me laugh the most
@usedwigs
Hi, I’m your waiter Jeff, let me tell you about The Specials. The Specials are an English 2 Tone ska revival band from Coventry, England…
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ok found this site that list free band names
http://usedwigs.com/free-band-names/
Wanted to see if 'potential band name' was actually taken by a band
but this made me laugh the most
@usedwigs
Hi, I’m your waiter Jeff, let me tell you about The Specials. The Specials are an English 2 Tone ska revival band from Coventry, England…
i really liked "Meth Lab for Cutie".
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Particularly Dangerous Situation
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Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids
they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars
too bad this band didn't record...their 45 would be sought after in the vinyl community
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Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids
they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars
too bad this band didn't record...their 45 would be sought after in the vinyl community
Prices for its white label test pressing would plummet when it is revealed there is no women in the band.
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(https://i.ibb.co/tZjqDCN/659-A497-A-2-EC2-4321-B569-38-C1-F4-E8-D95-D.jpg) (https://ibb.co/1syrT2p)
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Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids
they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars
too bad this band didn't record...their 45 would be sought after in the vinyl community
Prices for its white label test pressing would plummet when it is revealed there is no women in the band.
K-pop vocalists were intended to be female as was the tuba player
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Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids
they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars
too bad this band didn't record...their 45 would be sought after in the vinyl community
Prices for its white label test pressing would plummet when it is revealed there is no women in the band.
K-pop vocalists were intended to be female as was the tuba player
Whew, crisis averted. Well, until the inevitable Relaxer #MeToo movement moment.
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Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids
they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars
too bad this band didn't record...their 45 would be sought after in the vinyl community
Prices for its white label test pressing would plummet when it is revealed there is no women in the band.
K-pop vocalists were intended to be female as was the tuba player
Whew, crisis averted. Well, until the inevitable Relaxer #MeToo movement moment.
shit, should have thought of that...we're fucked.
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i believe that the only #MeToo movement Relaxer will be subject too is from the thirsty women lined up outside his bedroom all clamoring "hey, what about me? i want some! me too, do me too!!!"... amirite?
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* thirsty Asian women
Also a good band name.
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Marcia Cross Anal Cancer
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Marcia Cross Anal Cancer
#onbrand #poortaste
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Mars Helicopter
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figurative folks!
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Aussie Aus Borne
https://twitter.com/LauraJaneGrace/status/1141231814364815361?s=19
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A case of The Man being bitten by The Man
not a band name, but the title of the debut album
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^ can co-sign
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This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential metal band names
https://t.co/kL6Rf1mSBl
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This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential metal band names
https://t.co/kL6Rf1mSBl
good stuff...thought I'd post so one click less
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-HXlzJU0AEs0J7?format=jpg&name=medium)
I have soo many questions...the person who wrote this really had a thing for masturbation
Deranged Masturbation
also suppressed masturbation?
seems either way you're getting locked up
'Hard Study' (is that masturbation related?)
Masturbation for 30 years (so is that contiguous years...and does only once a year count as a year?)
Bad Company....already a band name
can I get a little more clarification on the difference of 'female disease' and 'imaginary female trouble'
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AND I OOP
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/68b28018766f612fcbcbe3befbed3e24/tenor.gif?itemid=14100703)
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The Pro Nouns
edit...already taken...although they have a hyphen
The Pro-nouns
Independent Rock N' Roll from Washington State. Every young lover needs The Pro-nouns
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The Anti-nouns
edit: in a typical bout of immediately-after-hitting-post panic, i went and googled "The Anti-nouns" and looks like i'm good - doesn't exist yet. will be taken by my next band as soon as i start the project. tomorrow.
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The Meth-Gators
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Tardigrades on the moon
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Woke third base
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The Evocative Triples
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If They Have a Cock, They're A Man.
10 show tour of the NVA / dc area . . . sponsored by some brewery, I will never go to.
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Phish dick plague and the fleas
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Here goes my last post here:
The Rub and Tugs.
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The Broke Woke
The Dennis Star Hopper
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Moisture Control Plan (https://dbknews.com/2019/09/02/mold-prevention-projects-dorms/)
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Mercury Cream
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Mercury Cream
will they do a cover of 'girlfriend in a coma'
The metal has become a standard ingredient in cosmetics and skincare products because of its ability to act like bleach, according to Bloomberg. The Aug. 28 report states that the mercury market earns about $20 billion a year, in large part because of the beauty industry.
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The Vaping Deaths
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Bolt-Stache!!
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The Vaping Deaths
A+
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The alt-meat 3D printers
album cover
(https://article.innovadatabase.com/articleimgs/article_images/637038766686128450Redefine%20Meat%20-%203D%20Printer%20-%20Copy.jpg)
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GTFOOH!
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Justin Wm. Moyer's latest band: The Gantries (https://www.washingtonpost.com/transportation/2019/09/18/i-eastbound-closed-after-crash/)
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(https://img.srgcdn.com/e/w:750/eU8zbml3RHdRdVRUVDlZbldZbXouanBn.jpg)
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kinda nice car for a conspiracy peddler
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Fucknutsville
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The Apostrophe-Hyphen Conundrum
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Nursing Home Fight Club
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Dribbler Foul
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enormodome
also, enormodrone works.
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death by condo
Now that’s a good name for a band
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death by condo
Now that’s a good name for a band
I'm surprised -- honestly -- that doesn't exist already.
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death by condo
Now that’s a good name for a band
I'm surprised -- honestly -- that doesn't exist already.
well I did find an article that said this Layne Staley Alice In Chains Death Condo
So I think Lanye's Death Condo might be a good alternate name or as by the fan's nickname LDC
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psycho-sexual evaluation
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Ha I had same thought
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Bernie's Bros Hate Warren's Hoes
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ambivalent production
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The Wuhan Clan.
Enter the Mutated Virus
Once Upon a Time At The End
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Once Upon a Time At The End
Good title for the debut, not band name
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Once Upon a Time At The End
Good title for the debut, not band name
Those are actually the 1st two albums, from The Wuhan Clan. Based on the 1st and last Wutang albums.
Featuring, Old Dirty Chinese Restaurant
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(https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/01/21/us/21xp-iguana1/21xp-iguana1-jumbo.jpg?quality=90&auto=webp)
Frozen Iguanas
Paralyzed Lizards
Iguana Rain
Stun the Lizards
[/glow]] https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/21/us/frozen-iguanas-miami-weather.html?searchResultPosition=1 (https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/21/us/frozen-iguanas-miami-weather.html?searchResultPosition=1[glow=red,2,300)
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Gurrrrl, I am going to hell for this one.
Fetus Deletus
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Your Ad Will End In 5 Seconds
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World War Six
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Tronald Dump
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The Muss and the Fuss
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Stolen from @aleximurdoch
Dow Jonestown Death Cult
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COVID-20 (death metal band, obviously)
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Per NYT Headline today:
The Unwitting Spreaders
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/31/health/coronavirus-asymptomatic-transmission.html?action=click&module=Spotlight&pgtype=Homepage (https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/31/health/coronavirus-asymptomatic-transmission.html?action=click&module=Spotlight&pgtype=Homepage)
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A Pop Lectic
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Suddenly, Karen!
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Virtual Easter
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Stimulus Checked
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Stimulus checkered past
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Stimulus Check Passover
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We were promised stimulus checks
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Not a band name, but great debut album name/cover
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuZxiCJIEAAMhwi?format=jpg&name=small)
the mobile homes in the background just add that Je ne sais quoi
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I don’t know whether to laugh or cry
Maybe both
But lack of education or dumbness doesn’t explain it...plenty of uneducated in Argentina...none of them protesting ...and people protest everything there
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Not a band name, but great debut album name/cover
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuZxiCJIEAAMhwi?format=jpg&name=small)
the mobile homes in the background just add that Je ne sais quoi
^ epic.
possible band names to go with that album name and cover art: trump's america. the freedom fighters fighting freedom. feelings greater than science. etc...
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Lysol Injections
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Excess Deaths
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Noble sarcasm
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Kushner Virus Effort
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The Rick Wilson Ad Campaign
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the flynn prosecution!
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the flynn prosecution!
Flynocent
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The Viral Threats
(could also work as something like Xxxxxx and the viral threats, but not feeling creative enough to come up with that name)
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Little Richard is Dead
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Snow Polar Vortex
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Roy Horn Siegfried Fischbacher
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Snow Polar Vortex
not as funny as I first thought (tho...not a bad band name)
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Dubbed Over in English
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The Face Masks
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The Viral Threats
(could also work as something like Xxxxxx and the viral threats, but not feeling creative enough to come up with that name)
Pam Demic and The Viral Threats!
First release:
I Was A Teenag Contagion
First Single
Bill Gates took my baby away
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Katie
KatieBug
KatieBugGate
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Dodgy Salad Bar Band
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Dodgy Salad Bar Band
do NOT have sex while listening to this band. not worth the risk.
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Second Wave
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weijia jiang
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The Inn at Little Washington Mannequins
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The Inn at Little Washington Mannequin Pussy
FTFY
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The Inn at Little Washington Mannequin Pussy
FTFY
I am today years old finally figuring out what FTFY means.
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The Inn at Little Washington Mannequin Pussy
FTFY
better
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butkus and the over/unders
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The Fuck Idols
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The Pandemic Murder Hornets from Parallel Universes
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Deer Warts
(https://i.imgur.com/fRcH5uI.jpg)
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Fuck Her Right In The Pussy
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I can totally believe nobody thought of that one....
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Amy and the Coopers
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Bunker Bitch
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The Hotdogs and Hamburgers
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The Fell Harder and The Than Pushed Sextet
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The Preexisting C’s
First EP: I LOVE Seniors
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Saharan Dust Plume
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HWC
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(https://img.discogs.com/z-JVyHg7fW8TyOu-Eti-0u1XP3o=/fit-in/600x601/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-8394324-1462302112-2769.jpeg.jpg)
Joe Jackson On Piano
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Skin Hunger
https://www.insider.com/people-have-skin-hunger-after-months-without-touching-anyone-2020-6 (https://www.insider.com/people-have-skin-hunger-after-months-without-touching-anyone-2020-6)
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Chicks
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Benedict Franklin
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British Gymnastics Crisis (https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/jul/08/british-gymnastics-crisis-deepens-with-call-for-chief-executive-to-quit?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=twt_gu&utm_medium&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1594245360)
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British Gymnastics Crisis (https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/jul/08/british-gymnastics-crisis-deepens-with-call-for-chief-executive-to-quit?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=twt_gu&utm_medium&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1594245360)
Stealing this. Finally figured out what to call my Belle and Sebastian cover band.
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Lady Antebellum In Hell (https://www.billboard.com/articles/business/legal-and-management/9415420/lady-a-band-lawsuit-singer-anita-lady-a-white?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter)
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ec7V69VWoAEVaRa?format=jpg)
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Queen of Corona
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Lady Antebellum In Hell (https://www.billboard.com/articles/business/legal-and-management/9415420/lady-a-band-lawsuit-singer-anita-lady-a-white?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter)
Lady Antiblm
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Corn Sweat
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Corn Teen
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This one, has made me chuckle to, myself all morning.
Period Panties
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Weed and Feed
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The Deplorables
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The Deplorables
Johnny Deplorable and the Anti-maskers
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The Ambient Anxiety
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Jesus Reads Facebook
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The Penis Arm Farm
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Not Ideal
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This sounds like a good title for an EP
full-blown freak-out
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Secret Chinese Bank Account
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Geographic Tongue.
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Secret Chinese Bank Account
I was literally coming here to post that...Walkie, ya scooped me!
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I Like, To Scoop
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Queefer Sutherland
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Queef Richards
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The New Potato Overlords
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These Pissed Off Shit Stains
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Where the sun don't shine (goth band...duh)
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Where the sun don't shine (goth band...duh)
First LP is Virginia's THC Suppository
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+1 can we call it a hole or would that be linking too many threads
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+1 can we call it a hole or would that be linking too many threads
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/Um3ljJl8jrnHy/200.gif)
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Where the sun don't shine (goth band...duh)
First LP is Virginia's THC Suppository
First Single: Just give it to me
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DENIED AS MOOT
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Satan Youth Ministries
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Too Crazy For Even Trump
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I think this would make a great album title
Johnny Rotten, has been bitten by a flea on his penis.
Or
Inspired by the flea that bit Johnny Rotten's penis.
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Metal Monolith
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commasexual
I'm shocked we didn't get to this earlier, but we can now look back on some of the good things in 2020
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commasexual
I'm shocked we didn't get to this earlier, but we can now look back on some of the good things in 2020
I just get up every day and think about what I can do to bring joy to this community.
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permanent March
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The Needle Made Me Do It
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Ossoff’s Warnock
Sometimes referred to as the Ossoff Warnock Project
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Felonious Monk
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Felonious Monk
Are we sure?
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/217865_389043181149056_1079743033_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=2&_nc_sid=d2e176&_nc_ohc=5vCx-xgfA7gAX8qscl3&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=49cbbff8aca34fccdb084206bb0da905&oe=602381F0)
https://www.facebook.com/FeloniousMonkMusic/ (https://www.facebook.com/FeloniousMonkMusic/)
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Felonious Monk
Are we sure?
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/217865_389043181149056_1079743033_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=2&_nc_sid=d2e176&_nc_ohc=5vCx-xgfA7gAX8qscl3&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=49cbbff8aca34fccdb084206bb0da905&oe=602381F0)
https://www.facebook.com/FeloniousMonkMusic/ (https://www.facebook.com/FeloniousMonkMusic/)
WHO HAS BROKEN THE CARDINAL RULE OF BAND NAMES THAT - HONESTLY - WE'RE SURPRISED DON'T EXIST ALREADY?
SHAME ON SIDEHATCH!!
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Felonious Monk
Are we sure?
https://www.facebook.com/FeloniousMonkMusic/ (https://www.facebook.com/FeloniousMonkMusic/)
We are not
but there was this lovely post
Felonious Monk
August 2, 2012 ·
We're now on MySpace too! Check us out and listen to our new album! http://www.myspace.com/590940232
wow, myspace still works...that was a shocker
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There was also a band called Thelonious Monster in the 80s that had a little success.
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Isolated And Angry
Also, I checked and didn't see any bands on myspace or Friendster
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Hutch's New Pleated Pants
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Hutch's New Pleated Pants
Hmm...this is a thing...
Cropped, comfortable, and contemporary, these Hutch pants (https://closet.gwynniebee.com/products/hutch-black-and-white-stripe-crop-pants) are a triple threat
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Pigeon Cheats Death (https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/pigeon-cheats-death-after-becoming-victim-mistaken-identity-australia-n1254375?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma)
or Joe The Pigeon
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Was this already said?
Karen
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Was this already said?
Karen
Sorry, dude!
Suddenly, Karen!
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Suddenly, Fuck!
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Wall Game Street Stop
Or
Game Wall Stop Street
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Mac N Cheese
MackingCheese
MakandCheeze
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Smackin' Cheese
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SNACKNCHEESE
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SCIENTISTS HAVE TAUGHT SPINACH TO SEND EMAILS
https://www.euronews.com/living/2021/02/01/scientists-have-taught-spinach-to-send-emails-and-it-could-warn-us-about-climate-change
The Nanobionic Women
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Einsteinium
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Einsteinium
it does exist
https://esquartet.com/
EINSTEINIUM QUARTET
A SAX QUARTET FOR EVERY OCCASION
that's pretty bold, EVERY occasion? Would they have played the insurrection?
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What about
Californium
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What about
Californium
them too
https://www.facebook.com/californiumband/
Might need to go the other way on the periodic chart
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stolen from the Economist...and would be an album, not a band name
Sweet memes are made of this
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What about
Californium
them too
https://www.facebook.com/californiumband/ (https://www.facebook.com/californiumband/)
Might need to go the other way on the periodic chart
elements (or element groups/series) as band names has been done before (https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=24959.msg487359#msg487359).
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McFish and the Male Karens
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second album title
I WAS ALLOWED TO BELIEVE THINGS THAT WEREN'T TRUE
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Cancun Cruzing
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Facebook Prayers
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Facebook Prayers
I like that that can be both the people and the things.
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Man Who Predicted The Last Crash
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Can't We All Just Fucking Hate Rand Paul
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Rand Paul's Neighbor
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Azealia Banks's Transphobic Dog Reward
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OK Jules and The Holy Shitballs
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OK Jules and The Holy Shitballs
As this is an insta reference, it qualifies for a META tag.
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3 Days Of Moe.
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Gays Do It Better.
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Rowdy Bush
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Rowdy Bush
That's my Bush coverband.
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Wobble of Muons
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Wobble of Muons
Yes! I was going to do this, got sidetracked by a force I don't even understand.
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Wobble of Muons
Yes! I was going to do this, got sidetracked by a force I don't even understand.
Strong contender for POTW
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Usher Bucks
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Hey I used to have some of those!
They gave them to the volunteer ushers at the Warner Theatre in the early aughts.. I saw some great shows there working as an usher and using my usher bucks
Herbie Hancock, Etta James, George Carlin etc
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Monkeydactyl.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/monkeydactyl-scientists-discover-dinosaur-reptile-oldest-opposable-thumbs/ (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/monkeydactyl-scientists-discover-dinosaur-reptile-oldest-opposable-thumbs/)
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the Wizard of Oz is a true story!
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Zombie President
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Demi Lovato's Desperate Need For Attention
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Demi Lovato's Desperate Need For Attention
Demi Lovato is a performance artist whose medium is rehab.
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Sex Blimps
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Demi Lovato's Desperate Need For Attention
Sister group, from England
"Kelly Osbourne's Desperate Need For Attention. "
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The Has Beens
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The Has Beens
been done
https://thehasbeens.bandcamp.com/
try harder
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The Has Beans
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well played...
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I can haz beans?
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Turd immunity
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The Bagley Fave
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Walking Into Threads
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Chinese Rocket
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1WgXpzWUAACFYr?format=jpg&name=small) (https://twitter.com/80snewsscreens/status/1393195990858059784)
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Liberal PTSD
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Has anybody started these bands yet, or said these already
The DemoRats or The DemonRats
The RepubliCunts or The RepubliCan'ts
For, all I know, I've said these already.
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joe strummer told me politics and rock music don't really fit together and I've stuck with that mentality
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joe strummer told me politics and rock music don't really fit together and I've stuck with that mentality
Well his music sucked so maybe try some politics in it.
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Pink Tax
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My God Makes No Mistakes
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is it me, or does it seem like a comma is missing...
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First we hear walkie doesn’t like cats now I realize he hasn’t been using commas for months
Do we have a “walkie impostor” amidst us?
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First we hear walkie doesn’t like cats now I realize he hasn’t been using commas for months
Do we have a “walkie impostor” amidst us?
I kind of still question if you're Hutch or an impostor account run by Celeste/Space to cover up that she murdered you after Hutch started following her on Insta the day before the Hutch account mysteriously got deleted.
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Oh that’s good...
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First we hear walkie doesn’t like cats now I realize he hasn’t been using commas for months
Do we have a “walkie impostor” amidst us?
I kind of still question if you're Hutch or an impostor account run by Celeste/Space to cover up that she murdered you after Hutch started following her on Insta the day before the Hutch account mysteriously got deleted.
can not confirm, haven't seen Starsky IRL since the 'transisition'
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is it me, or does it seem like a comma is missing...
to be fair, that band name is a direct quote (https://www.statesman.com/story/news/2021/05/18/after-debating-theology-senate-oks-gender-care-ban-young-texans/5150720001/) and not a walkies original. had he come up with it outta thin air, then sure we'd expect commas, but ya got attribute correctly...
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is it me, or does it seem like a comma is missing...
to be fair, that band name is a direct quote (https://www.statesman.com/story/news/2021/05/18/after-debating-theology-senate-oks-gender-care-ban-young-texans/5150720001/) and not a walkies original. had he come up with it outta thin air, then sure we'd expect commas, but ya got attribute correctly...
You truly, understand me.
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High Cholesterol
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Old Hand Band-Aids
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what are you a soccer mom now?
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Progressive Glass
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what are you a soccer mom now?
I Look Great In A Minivan
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Mechanical Soft
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Hurricane Julian
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What did the hurricane, say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts, because this is no ordinary blowjob.
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A Bullet for the Board
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Lil Lil
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Pesto Bismark
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Pesto Bismark
OK, that's really good.
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One Lane Road Ahead
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Grateful's Chipotle Picnic
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Grateful's Chipotle Picnic
Everyone's invited!
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TAN: i must admit to having chipotle the other day. i was out in public (!), running some errands, and needed lunch... i was overtaken by nostalgia and dove into a carnitas burrito with black beans and the red hot sauce. i did not eat all of the tortilla.
i await my penance.
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Gawd Zilla
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(https://i.ibb.co/x5yMC2p/Screen-Shot-2021-05-27-at-3-34-54-PM.png) (https://twitter.com/Tastykake/status/1397991139920289792)
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After a quick review of the Tastykake website, I have zero confidence I have *ever* had a TastyKake-brand product.
Rap career down the toilet.
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Try a Bell or Swirly. You'll never eat that Hostess shit again.
Lil Swirly
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It’s just a trend like when people transpose syllables of famous bands or artists
Moot The Hopple
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This Thread, Is Going Places
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This Thread, Is Going Places
Sounds more like an EP than a band
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(https://i.ibb.co/Lt6RfCg/jam-roly-poly.png)
You just know that Jam Roly-Poly would be noxious as hell.
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Faggottini
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Faggottini
I am *not* surprised that no one went with this yet, actually.
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Unscrupulous Asset Valuation (UAV)
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Teen Vaccine
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Unmotivational Speaker.
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Money Religion
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Money Religion
definitely a rapper from Atlanta
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2k10swXwAYGi0K?format=jpg&name=large) (https://twitter.com/80snewsscreens/status/1398708342407696388?s=20)
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Marsha Dimes
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The Filibusters
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Phil and the Busters
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Filibuster Hymen
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Fill Mycrack and The Busted Pecker revue (actually I'm surprised it doesn't exist already.)
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Gasshole
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Has anyone posted this?
(https://i.ibb.co/cNXNpB2/Screen-Shot-2021-05-31-at-5-51-10-PM.png) (https://twitter.com/johnpeelbandbot)
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^ excellent. might as well redirect this thread to that twitter account.
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Old White Man In Charge Hates Weed
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Fuck That Twitter Account
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Out Of Everything
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One Month Of Profitable Acceptance, Eleven Months Of Denial.
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Pervis
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Emotions Are For Ugly People
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Monotonous passage
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Be Kind, Rewind
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Splitting Hares
drats...in 2010 some band did it...and they have only 81 likes
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.18169-9/71811_121931764529679_6353709_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=09cbfe&_nc_ohc=e_HVViVK3PAAX8wnXxB&tn=NsKIzbe3rM_Fqjmh&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=2ca29ae2f93da38f1d851c7722c3779c&oe=60E95D76)
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Straightish
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PACK THE COURTS
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More than that
RETIRE BREYER
https://www.mediaite.com/news/mcconnell-says-he-will-block-biden-from-filling-a-supreme-court-vacancy-if-hes-majority-leader/
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Word Bitch, Word
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Blame the Burrito
Debut LP: Footing the Bill
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Tikcock
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hygiene theater
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Stupid Is Sexy
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Oak Tree Poem
From the My So Called Life episode I'm watching.
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That Show Was Always Too Very For Me
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I Was At That Concert
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Tastemaker Makeout
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The Stereo Typist
note: Saw a tweet about a band's new single and thought the band was called Stereo Typist and was looking around on the streaming platforms for it with no luck.. turns out the band's bass player goes by the Stereo Typist and the actual band is Moonlight Parade
and crossing posting to what are listening to now...
https://moonlightparade.bandcamp.com/
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The Stereo Typist
this might be a good album cover
(https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/using-two-wireless-keyboards-at-once-picture-id465792372)
although that guy really needs to cut his nails, the standards for hand modeling has really dropped in the modern era
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although that guy really needs to cut his nails, the standards for hand modeling has really dropped in the modern era
After what happened to Ray McKigney, hand modeling didn't seem quite so glamourous.
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ha...someone created a linked in profile https://www.linkedin.com/in/ray-mckigney-a3224ba9/
he's a local ;)
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with extreme prejudice
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I am really shocked, there's not a band called
CUNT
Not shocked at all, that there's a band called
ANAL CUNT
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come on man, do better
https://www.discogs.com/artist/276341-Anal-Cunt
Anal Cunt, also known as AxCx and A.C., was an American grindcore band that formed in Newton, Massachusetts in 1988. Known for its grindcore musical style and controversial lyrics
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come on man, do better
https://www.discogs.com/artist/276341-Anal-Cunt
Anal Cunt, also known as AxCx and A.C., was an American grindcore band that formed in Newton, Massachusetts in 1988. Known for its grindcore musical style and controversial lyrics
uh, i think you misunderstood what walkies posted... you're in violent agreement with him.
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ack...missed the NOT shocked
well there is a band called The Cunts
https://cuntsla.bandcamp.com/album/cunts
actually
https://www.last.fm/music/The+Cunts
There are 3 bands called The Cunts -
1. The Cunts are a Streetpunk band from Evesham UK. Played with such bands as ANGELIC UPSTARTS, THE VIBRATORS, DISCHARGE, RED LIGHTS FLASH to name a few.
www.thecunts.devisland.net or www.myspace.com/thecunts
2. The Cunts were a punk band from Chicago, Illinois active during the late 70s thu the mid 80s. They started their own label (Disturbing records) which put out records by MEATY BUYS, HEAVY MANNERS, & PROBLEM DOGS as well as their own band.
The Cunts "Chemicals in the Mail" (Disturbing, 1978) is arguably the first "Chicago Punk" record. The
band could not get booked in Chicago venues due to their name - so they put on gigs at their loft.
One of these gigs was documented in a VHS release which also features interviews with the band.
3. There is also a psychobilly band from the late 80's called The Cunts.
And this was posted in 2011...so four bands
BUT NO BAND JUST CALLED CUNT...walkie, now's your chance to start that band
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Freak Floods (https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/one-dead-hundreds-evacuated-german-freak-floods-2021-07-14/?taid=60ef80698b2ab800018b47a8&utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter)
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Uploaded Souls To The Cloud
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Library of the Year
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Billy Squirrel
edit: oh wait (https://open.spotify.com/artist/5NANKJcZGPzrp9qRNjgVfh)
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The dictators of taste!
...little annoyed a search comes up with a gossip girl quote (https://youtu.be/o05A2mXSdWw)
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The Mellow Thighed Chicks
(all women David Bowie tribute)
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Gravytas
Noble Southern Infused Rock n Roll
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Gravytas
Noble Southern Infused Rock n Roll
Gravytatas
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Rogue Oysters (https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/olympics/2021/07/20/tokyo-olympics-oyster-repairs/)
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Gravytas
Noble Southern Infused Rock n Roll
Gravytatas
That would be the spin-off, all female version of the band
But it would be a little bit county and a little bit schlock and roll
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Eric Clapton Is Still A Cunt
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The Cupcake Magnets
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Superbug Fungus
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Hairy Dank
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Jackie Mason
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Strongly Encouraged Mask
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Drunk Barney
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Into the Corn
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Beef With Morrisey
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Clarbonix
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Beef With Morrisey
BNOTW!
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Beefsteak Morrisey's
Good gawd, imagine how pissed he'd be.
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Nanci Griffith Joyner Kersey
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Nanci, with an i . . . Gurrrrl
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Public Shits
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The Helicopter Libs
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Most Relevant / Newest / All Comments
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Indictments Coming Fatigue
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We're Not In The Motherfucking Shadows Anymore, Bitch.
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Life Begins At Ejaculation
Male Masturbation Is Murder
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Sigourney Beaver.
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Geep Herder
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_SI0XHWUA0t8uu?format=jpg&name=large)
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Teen LaQueefah
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an emotional bleat
*or*
emotional bleating
*or*
bleating to death
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Bleat Emotionale
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Koala Khlamydia
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lifted from twitter
Cryptic Beef
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lesbian space commune
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Secret Meat (https://twitter.com/BruceLevenstein/status/1444033038468489226)
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Secret Meat (https://twitter.com/BruceLevenstein/status/1444033038468489226)
This is interesting. The term "mystery meat" has been around a long time and its very off-putting. "Secret meat," ostensibly, means the same thing but, honestly, its a way better branding. "Secret meat" is seductive. Its alluring. It feels like it could be sexy. Whereas "mystery meat" makes me think I may get salmonella. And not erotically.
Erotic Salmonella would be a good band name, now that I think about it.
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Sam & Ella's would be a terrible restaurant name.
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Sam & Ella's would be a terrible restaurant name.
I dunno...this place seems pretty popular
https://www.menupix.com/oklahoma/restaurants/3602175/Sam-and-Ellas-Chicken-Palace-Tahlequah-OK
and it's a chicken place no less
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Ooooh! Someone should create a "ITT, we create restaurant names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already." thread!
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May be why McDonald's doesn't use "mystery sauce" on their Big Macs. But a lot of junk food makers expect people to pay money for a "mystery flavor" (Oreo, Slurpee, Mountain Dew, etc.). Hell with that; pay me to do your market research, bastards.
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Ooooh! Someone should create a "ITT, we create restaurant names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already." thread!
I think it should be restaurant's that we are surprised that they DO exist
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(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/11/06/17/20682776-7657161-image-a-30_1573063032417.jpg)
I'm with Sidehatch
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I'm with Sidehatch
mmm, I think I need a t-shirt or a bumper sticker of this
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(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/11/06/17/20682776-7657161-image-a-30_1573063032417.jpg)
ha! this is exactly what i feared a "restaurants that we are surprised that they DO exist" thread would devolve into: a long list of asian restaurants with double-entendre names - Foo King Meats, Phat Phuc Noodles, etc...
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Khan Khonfirm
Whistle Blow Her
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JesusWeen
(look it up gurll, look it up)
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JesusWeen
(look it up gurll, look it up)
I can get behind this
JesusWeen is a God-given vision which was born as an answer to the cry of many believers who find joy in sharing the gospel with the unsaved. The dictionary meaning of Ween is to believe and think.
So do we consider Jules the unsaved??
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No, I shaved this morning.
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Wait — you said saved.
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The Brain School (https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/10/18/centner-academy-students-vaccine-miami/?utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social)
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I Can't Believe That Politician Didn't Go To Prison
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Jeff Airplane
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Julian Cunt
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Julian's Cunt
FTFY
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Billionaires Love Country Division
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yoyyo
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Immodest prophylactic
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E7_najDXsAAx0Oo?format=jpg&name=medium) (https://twitter.com/80snewsscreens/status/1423110452993736710)
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Sweaty Elbow
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Halfnelson became Sparks but I think they should have been called The Maels.
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Communist Billionaires
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Fuck Fuck Donkey Gang
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Fuck Fuck Donkey Gang
I'd see them for $20
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Seat Sniffer
Yes watching Succession and Logan is quite a band name generator
Crap
The Seatsniffers are probably Belgium's best, most popular, longest running and most international roots rock band. Their music is best described as a blend of Rock and Roll, Rhythm & Blues, Rockabilly, Soul, Gut -Bucket Blues and Ska, delivered with a Punk-Rock energy and attitude.
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The Post's Sunday Invitational once had a contest to come up with best (worst?) name for a new dog breed.
Winner was "needle-nose butt sniffer".
Had a co-worker years ago who would sometimes call someone a butt sniffer or dick licker.
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Rock bottom
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Rock bottom
https://lmgtfy.app/?q=rock+bottom+band
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Gut -Bucket Blues
that's a new musical genre for me?
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Gut -Bucket Blues
that's a new musical genre for me?
Yeah, I'm not seeing it
https://everynoise.com/engenremap-blues.html
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Gut -Bucket Blues
that's a new musical genre for me?
Yeah, I'm not seeing it
https://everynoise.com/engenremap-blues.html
From 1926
GUT BUCKET BLUES by Louis Armstrong and his Hot Five
https://youtu.be/ZnK2fnBsLZM
(love that the video is just watching the actual record spin)
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The Medieval Flatulists (https://twitter.com/Grosdoriane/status/1464446651125452806)
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Human Tapeworm
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Crazy Neil and Young Horse
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Neil crazy and horse young
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Hung Horse and the Crazy Youngs
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Hung Horse and the Crazy Youngs
500
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Neil Jung and horse crazee
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And Neil Jung’s hoss crazy
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Palindrome Dates
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Omicron Serge
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hubcap diamond star halo
(yes listening to a lot of robert palmer let me to Marc)
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Omicron Serge
Reverse those two words and you have a very believable french name
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fake religion
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fucktastrophy or fucktastrophe
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fucktastrophy or fucktastrophe
One is a medical condition, one is a part of speech.
QED
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Doomsday Glacier
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Death By Coconut
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Pussy Power
Dynomite Dick
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Good Hearted Weirdos
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GAY,GUY
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The 27 Hour Commute
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Pissed Off Zamboni
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Shake your rump
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Covid Sniffing Dogs
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Analogous Boob (https://twitter.com/AoDespair/status/1479899315111972867)
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(https://i.ibb.co/hM26fDQ/Screen-Shot-2022-01-08-at-2-39-44-PM.png)
Source (which might get deleted)
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Cringing Little Liberal
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Meat Shakesphere
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frozen potato freeway
great minds think alike
@williamadler78
I saw Frozen Potato Freeway open for the Red Hot Chili Peppers
--
@AlexMMTri
“Frozen potato freeway” sounds like the name of some alternative punk rock band…I would listen them
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New Potato Caboose would like a word.
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New Potato Caboose would like a word.
not a tuber
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Demand Waynes
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Washington Daily Carjackings
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Heated Socks
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Nude Nuns with Big Guns
nunsploitation vigilante action film (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubtt1RDk_M0) - what a great genre!
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CURVY PENIS TANGO
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CURVY PENIS TANGO
Somewhere in Jeff Tweedy's studio tape vault...
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Bad Beach Bunny
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Furan Furan
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Furan Furan
Should be a My Chemical Romance tribute band
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Furan Furan
does already have a cool logo
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Furan.svg/1200px-Furan.svg.png)
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C4! H4! Oh!
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bombogenesis
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Slightly Meh (https://twitter.com/edfear/status/1487139355823120387)
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Rogan Youth (https://twitter.com/briankeithdiaz/status/1487955902816657415?s=20&t=uxb1o7Rf3eLanl_-eAomJw)
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MEGAFLASH (https://twitter.com/capitalweather/status/1488313939557593094)
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Feral Swine Bomb
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Throwing High Chairs
https://twitter.com/raw_news1st/status/1487240467804741632?s=21
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Throwing High Chairs
https://twitter.com/raw_news1st/status/1487240467804741632?s=21
Can you imagine working there and then actually caring/attempting to break that up? Let them all kill themselves.
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Fight For Steak
Steak Fight Club
High Chair
Rare Before Well Done
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fertilizer factory fire
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Too Soon
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Robot Dogs
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Robot Dogs
you seen this https://youtu.be/XnZH4izf_rI
we will be replaced
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Robot Dogs
you seen this https://youtu.be/XnZH4izf_rI
we will be replaced
As one of the video comments suggested, I'm lucky to be born in an era that I can witness such a thing.
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The Mayonnaise Murders
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Ambush Bug
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The Wordles
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Run McCarthy Run
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Goblin Mode
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Nice one! I saw that today and this thread crossed my mind
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You Don't Need New Friends
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You Don't Need New Friends
And You Wouldn't Know How to Make Any Anyways
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How, Dare You
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T,h,a,t,W,a,s,N,o,t,D,i,r,e,c,t,e,d,A,t,Y,o,u,!,
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T,h,a,t,W,a,s,N,o,t,D,i,r,e,c,t,e,d,A,t,Y,o,u,!,
Damn, That's A Great Name For A Band
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T,h,a,t,W,a,s,N,o,t,D,i,r,e,c,t,e,d,A,t,Y,o,u,!,
Damn, That's A Great Name For A Band
I'm surprised - honestly - that it doesn't exist already.
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God Is A Drama Queen
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Hrazy Corse
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The Walgreens War
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Dates Are For Old People
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DaKesha Predator
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Dates Are For Old People
I think you meant prunes
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Actually, I Meant Dating.
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Republican Russia
Republicans Love Russia
Republicans Are Russian
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Republican Russia
Republicans Love Russia
Republicans Are Russian
Rootin' fer Putin
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Putler
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Hold My Beer, Dinosaurs . . . We Can Ruin The Atmosphere Without A Meteor
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Incels and Weirdos
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Lindsey Graham Just Started WWIII
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Giant Spiders Dropping From The Sky
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Official Wife
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Cheap Circle Jerk
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Trending
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Tropical Fuck Storm
edit: band actually exists
mods: please move to Just Announced
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Tropical Fuck Storm
edit: band actually exists
mods: please move to Just Announced
what's funny is I follow this band on twitter, but not sure i've actually listened to them.. wacky aussies...
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For fun, I went back and re read this thread from the start . . . and there are some really great ones in here.
Not sure if I ever said this one, for I got lost around page 18 or so.
SATAN'S PUSSY
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The Dead Russian Generals (https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1505145133234282498)
(Twitter link)
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The Dead Russian Generals (https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1505145133234282498)
(Twitter link)
Fresh Troops (https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/03/20/russia-ukraine-military-offensive/)
Appeals to China for military assistance, a so far fruitless attempt to recruit Syrians and talk of bringing in reinforcements from other parts of Russia and the breakaway territory of South Ossetia in Georgia have not yet produced evidence that fresh troops are on the way, the officials say.
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Fresh Troops (https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/03/20/russia-ukraine-military-offensive/)
That is a really good band name!
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Van der Cock Generator
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genius, you are on fire lately!
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Snake Wine
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Off Pudding
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FOuuM-iXoAcDCQP?format=jpg&name=large)
At the pub, a guy has shown me his list of potential names for his band (https://twitter.com/roryisconfused/status/1507490044151533569)
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Billie Midol
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The Slap
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Meatsweatshop
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Republican Cocaine Orgies
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Republican Cocaine Orgies
or AKA the things that don't really happen
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realism is not a requirement for this thread
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utterly ancient hypostases
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Cocaine Hard On
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Lice On Stage
I legit thought this was the actual name of a band, but it was just how a venue had printed out the schedule for a show with the band Lice on the bill
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Raging Comedy Boner
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Iphoney
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testicle tanning salon
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testicle tanning salon
Nice! That TC video needed some acknowledgment here and on the forum
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Republicans Hate Gay People, Especially When They Get Caught Fucking Them.
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biblialness.
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Know One Nos
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Sweetcell Disagrees With Everything I Say
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SIMS Cards
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FRWMwkmXMAQDWGE?format=png&name=small) (https://twitter.com/GumbyScreens/status/1519275216697974789?s=20&t=10c3G2CDFroLpv2reV_ZbA)
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Compare and Despair
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Public School Makes You Gay
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Multiple Slurp Juices (https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1521868498879889408)
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D.S.O.I.
(Domestic Supply of Infants)
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Donald Stepp Band
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I Was Today Years Old
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Pussy Eats Dog
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Charles Tucker Manson
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Beach Rabbit
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Beach Hair
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Beach Heir
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Herr Beach
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Mandatory Weekly Cheeseburgers (https://twitter.com/murderxbryan/status/1526031569856626688)
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The Wailing Dolphins
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The Wailing Dolphins
wailers-as-dolphins.jpg
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Good Guy with Gum
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Forum Fatigue
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A Case Of Natty Light On A Friday Night
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Dogs In Diapers
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Peach Tree Dish
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Peach Tree Dish
Nice One.
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hubcap diamond star halo
(yes listening to a lot of robert palmer let me to Marc)
apparently team def leppard has been reading my posts
(https://i.scdn.co/image/ab67616d0000b27359f1a4e3ede69ee4cd14157b)
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hubcap diamond star halo
(yes listening to a lot of robert palmer let me to Marc)
apparently team def leppard has been reading my posts
(https://i.scdn.co/image/ab67616d0000b27359f1a4e3ede69ee4cd14157b)
old news:
Def Leppard: "Diamond Star Halos"
May 27th, 2022
contains two collabs with Alison Krauss.
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GAYR-15
or
gAyR-15
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Happy Water
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Racacoonie
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Caviar bumps (https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1534203594878201856?s=20&t=saQFtWFWcIUWWZHvyaZcWA)
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Caviar bumps (https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1534203594878201856?s=20&t=saQFtWFWcIUWWZHvyaZcWA)
JA reacts:
gainzy @gainzxbt (https://twitter.com/gainzxbt/status/1534888216783904768)
This is dumb as fuck. Must’ve been written by poors.
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dying vicariously
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The JFK jr Letdown
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The Gravy Makers
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The Gravy Makers
Old Letterman joke: It's so hot out there, fat guys are making their own gravy.
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Titties and Guns
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Titties and Guns
definitely an indie folk duet
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Agree
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The Unqualified Consultants
Ted and The Hypocritical Sex Workers
Or the less PC version
Ted and The Hypocritical Hookers
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updated
Herschel And the Illegitimate Children
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Next Page Blues
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Areal Flood Watch
(their first EP: "My Pergola Just Blew Over")
edit: source (https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=23635.msg536730#msg536730)
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+1
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Jeffrey Clark and 5th Street Band
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Areal Flood Watch
(their first EP: "My Pergola Just Blew Over")
The first full length will be called “We Will Rebuild”
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The Sopping Wets
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The Sopping Wets
I feel seen by this one as yesterday it threaten to rain all afternoon, so I didn't take a stroll around the neighborhood because of that. Anyways, come 9pm, I decided a quick walk was in order before retiring. 5 minutes into my stroll it starts to pour, needless to say....
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Dew Point 100
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Mo Brooks and The Pardon Seekers
Worst country music tribute band ever
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Susan Collins and The Concerned
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The pillars of hipster sanctimony
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Joe Manchin and Pharma Bros
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Scaggsville
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Scaggsville
I think there is a boz scaggs cover band with that name alreday
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Scaggsville
I think there is a boz scaggs cover band with that name alreday
you are correct, rigs of dad had a good write about them.
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Guido Rechstadter
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Rage Against The Pride Flag
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Drag brunching in the name of
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Backslapping Felons
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Moon Mystery Hut
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Flag Park
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The Cassie Hutchinson Starsky Surprise
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The Cassie Hutchinson Starsky Surprise
Something about their name makes me feel their first single needs to be a cover of Starland Vocal Band's Afternoon Delight.
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The Cassie Hutchinson Starsky Surprise
Something about their name makes me feel their first single needs to be a cover of Starland Vocal Band's Afternoon Delight.
Warm act is They Had Guns
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The Motorcade Incident
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The Ketchup Stains
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The Ketchup Stains
first EP: I hardly know her
First single: They’re not here to hurt me.
B-side: Take the magnometers away
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The Cassie Hutchinson Starsky Surprise
nit-pick for accuracy: her name is Cassidy
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The Cassie Hutchinson Starsky Surprise
nit-pick for accuracy: her name is Cassidy
go ahead and ruin the surprise.. sheesh
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The First Pride Flag Was A Brick
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The Ketchup Stains
first EP: I hardly know her
First single: They’re not here to hurt me.
B-side: Take the magnometers away
Psychic Hatch in the forum
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FWXBuWPWAAEvUmN?format=jpg&name=small)
h/t Kurt Andersen
https://twitter.com/KBAndersen/status/1541851453391765506?s=20&t=cL51j8nsfCMV06lLByy0UA
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The Cassidy Protection Detail
or
Cassidy Protection Society (apologies to The Kinks)
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The First Pride Flag Was A Brick
as a slogan, that's kickass
(not sure as a band name, tho)
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The Chokehold Deniers
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Involuntary Relocation
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Sleep Divorce
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Rusty Hoop
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My Dude’s
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Artificially Turgid Mutant Phallus
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Cyborg Slaves of Satan
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Supposedly This Is Photoshopped
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The flying tramps
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Women Lecturing Men
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Women Lecturing Men
I'd see that band (wait, I've already seen them )
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Carlos Collapses
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Filipendulous
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Q*Bert and Ernie
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Zima Princess Warrior
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Boris and The Cabinet Resignations
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False And The Flag Acting Company
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The 66 Ex-Members of The Fall
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Empire Wreckers
(open membership for all former Tower Records employees)
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Q*Bert and Ernie
DJ Qbert (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DJ_Qbert) might have something to say about that...
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Cyborg Slaves of Satan
Out on tour with
Dip Your Hands In Blood
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The Comey McCabe Audit Project
-
Debt-Free Virgins Without Tattoos (https://twitter.com/AubryAndrews/status/1545061370462294018)
(Twitter link)
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Congratulations on your 13,000th Post
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Debt-Free Virgins Without Tattoos (https://twitter.com/AubryAndrews/status/1545061370462294018)
The Julian's America thread is over there . . .
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The Cavil
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Boycotting Band Announcements By Yada
-
Boycotting Band Announcements By Yada
hear, hear!
“hear, hear!” It is an abbreviation for “hear, all ye good people, hear what this brilliant and eloquent speaker has to say!”
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the bling boom won't last
(more of an album title than band name)
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Crypto Remorse
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billions of planets!
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Marvel Smarvel
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Julian's Seconds
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I Can't Fill My Day, Being a Human Being
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The Squeegee kids
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Captain Crasheroony Snoozefest
Boris bests the Donald for having the best words 8) ???
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A Can't Do Spirit
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Stop Lying About Sex
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the novelty curve
-
Impeached President Butt Dials
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Library Paste
https://twitter.com/_respectthedead/status/1547538176805314561?s=21&t=u0e69lR5ZPDwFEy6yp9Wvw
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FXn1xPKXEAE-fVr.jpg)
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Nutkum
Source
I’m crying at the Nutella in Turkey my friend sent me
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FXi_tXnWIAANl9e?format=jpg&name=large)
https://twitter.com/cardy_ac/status/1547197263956557824?s=21&t=u0e69lR5ZPDwFEy6yp9Wvw
And yes they have actually Nutella in Turkey, this is a knockoff
because we are a schoolyard full of sniggering miscreants the name of the company that sells this is called Segman ;D
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Sniggering Miscreants
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Reported and The Blocked
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Explosive Butter
H/T Van Hunt
https://twitter.com/vanhunt/status/1547721544155033600?s=21&t=LrpUJgbzhLSEM7TKwyGevg
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Nutkum
There's gotta be a Japanese noise act with that name.
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Separation of The Christian Church and State
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Fuck You From The Past
-
Politicks
If I Said What I Wanted to, I Would Be In Hell
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puke shit tornado
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Josh and The Basement Porno Watchers
-
superdiarrhea planet
-
Coven Of Locksmiths (https://twitter.com/mattblaze/status/1553244850304290817)
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Perry Mason Moment
-
You know what perjury is
-
Cock Van der Palm and the Nutcums (sorry I'm a little late to the party)
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/H0yMOp4_Yv8/hqdefault.jpg)
-
Spinning Death Blades Falling From the Sky
Ninja Bomb
-
Journey To Sobriety
-
Infonomore
-
Typewriter Ribbons
-
Nathan Warm & The Authentics (https://twitter.com/nghtwrks/status/1556369831988977664?s=20&t=O5HbYEkp0hVn4djof7ytGw)
-
Plead Fifth and The Gangsters
-
440 fifths
-
440 fifths
excellent, would check out their album.
-
440 fifths
That's alot of circles
-
Snitch and The Mar-A-Lagos
-
TFG & The Deflectors
-
Word is, lots!
-
Megaflood (https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2022/08/12/megaflood-california-flood-rain-climate/)
What would this be? Megadeath tunes as sea shanties?
-
^ POTW
-
Megaflood (https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2022/08/12/megaflood-california-flood-rain-climate/)
Noooooooooooah!
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Wegner and The Crudites
-
WegnerOliver and The Crudites
I've made this more intriguing to Smackie and myself
-
Dr Oz is such a schmuck
Goes to veggie isle, finds expensive things like Asparagus and premade avocado dip/salsa and is like "I can't believe how much it costs to get veggies"
meanwhile it's apparent he's never shopped in his life and can't even name the store he's in to do the fake hit piece
-
Dr Oz is such a schmuck
Goes to veggie isle, finds expensive things like Asparagus and premade avocado dip/salsa and is like "I can't believe how much it costs to get veggies"
meanwhile it's apparent he's never shopped in his life and can't even name the store he's in to do the fake hit piece
and surely shopping for Crudites in Wegmans, etc has to be a major worth of expulsion offence in Julian's American... surely it's sending an underling to the most exclusive artisanal farms to obtain such items
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Dr Oz is such a schmuck
Goes to veggie isle, finds expensive things like Asparagus and premade avocado dip/salsa and is like "I can't believe how much it costs to get veggies"
meanwhile it's apparent he's never shopped in his life and can't even name the store he's in to do the fake hit piece
and surely shopping for Crudites in Wegmans, etc has to be a major worth of expulsion offence in Julian's American... surely it's sending an underling to the most exclusive artisanal farms to obtain such items
Not sure Dr. Oz is really trying to appeal to the Julian's America crowd; maybe the Trump's New Jersey.
-
Extraneous Materials (https://abcnews.go.com/US/home-run-inn-frozen-pizza-recalled-potential-contamination/story?id=88418506&cid=social_twitter_abcn)
genre: Specifically Metal
-
Massive Waterspout
https://twitter.com/independent/status/1559638629747531782?s=21&t=hJWTwAbMYOePrEuReSNmdg
-
jebuz, I'd think aliens were invading if I saw that!
also the meteorological thread is over there
relating to the branch of science concerned with the processes and phenomena of the atmosphere,
really don't think that's a great band name...maybe a song
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Shot By Gay Lazers
-
Space Farts
-
Car Elevator
-
Vagina Dipping Sauce
-
Lesbian Dance Theory
-
Lesbian Dance Theory
No.
-
The Tow Truck Thieves
-
Dead Russian Oilmen (https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/09/01/russia-lukoil-fall-hospital-window/)
Debut album: "There Will Be Bloodski"
-
Empty Folders
-
Vampire acts:
Gloria Estefang
Bloody Holly
Bat Stevens
Batboy Slim
Hall & Throats
Tame Impaler
The Undead Kennedys
(Mid-credits)
Impaler Swift
Bruno Scars
Lindsey Suckingham
Wraith acts:
Bonnie Wraith
Wraith Hill
Wraith Evans
Billy Wraith Cyrus
Wraith No More
Wraith Charles
-
I saw this on an event poster and honestly thought it was one possibly two band names (ok I’m also sleepy at the moment)
Fast Eddies Pit Beef
-
Grilled Cheese and Tomato Flu
-
The gospel of Hutch
-
The mommy microdosing movement
-
The mommy microdosing movement
free Soccer Mommy tribute band name
or would Mothers of Invention work better
-
Mothers of Perception, perhaps?
-
+1
-
The Royal Guard Collapse
-
Dildo Spill
https://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1570492878430019587?s=46&t=oX7Y2emktXonTL3KN33VyQ
-
"lost its load..."
-
God, I Am Excited.
-
What Is Real Anymore
-
Thank you, Tucker Carlson, for this one.
Gay Hypnosis
-
One Finger Salute
-
One Finger Salute
https://myspace.com/theonefingersalute
Already taken
They look really bad too
-
Lady Usher of the Black Rod (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Rod)
h/t Stephen Colbert
-
Distract Of Columbia
-
^ i considered posting that too ;D
-
nyquil chicken
-
Something Has To At Some Point Stick Right?
better known in the trades as SHTASPSR? hottest electro jam band..
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Thinking In My Head
The Military Service Liars
-
Johnny Carson vs. the Kardashians
-
the CarDashians
-
the CarDashians
Nice!
-
Uncle Of 2 (https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1573450421955448854)
-
Vanna White Supremacist
-
disgusting jannies
(in relation to the abbot is a piss boy)
-
The Crunchy Leaves
Just in time for autumn.
-
Temporary Speedbump aka TempHatch's ska project
-
Inactive Beer Volcano
-
Noble Beard
-
Hot Youth Pastors (https://twitter.com/emilykmay/status/1578163735675666434)
-
Pumpkin Farts
Stolen from Wait Wait
-
Small rage farmer
-
Fruit Covered Nails
(Pavement cover band)
-
The Legitimate Losers
Identifies As Cats
-
(https://i.ibb.co/WcGX5Wc/Screen-Shot-2022-10-19-at-5-20-40-PM.png) (https://twitter.com/tobyfrombath/status/1582721272903237633)
(https://i.ibb.co/TvyjfrJ/Screen-Shot-2022-10-19-at-5-23-46-PM.png)
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abnormal testicles
-
The Astroknots
-
Hobo Hang Glider of News (https://youtu.be/BYZzoWg1sD8?t=69)
-
Tysons Corner Furries (https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1588262515162726401)
(Twitter link)
-
angertainment
h/t Adam Frisch who fingers crossed will be the next member of Congress form the great state of Colorado
this maybe my new favorite word
-
EP will be: That's Angertainment
-
Crimes Of Dishonesty
had never seen this term before and figured for sure someone had snapped it up as a band name...
-
I mean, wutthafuggahyagonnado?
-
Incest Undertones (https://twitter.com/muddaub/status/1596648144561115137)
(Twitter link)
-
Outrage Of Modesty (https://twitter.com/ask_aubry/status/1598814325103202304)
-
Potemkin Village People
-
Nomadic War Machine
Source
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjzQEH5aAAAXMRv?format=jpg&name=large)
https://twitter.com/rainbow_silks/status/1602384409126400000?s=46&t=J5GbFBgtt7urMXkQd3ajjQ
-
^ so many good band names on that list... i mean, who wouldn't want to rock out to the latest EP by Dionysian Post-Sexual Hypererotocism??
-
handless mannequin
Source(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fj7_fV8WIAA95M5.jpg)
NEW: A Scottish 'winter wonderland' has been described as an 'absolute shambles' and 'nothing short of diabolical'.
Visitors paid up to £18 a ticket to see attractions like a handless mannequin in a Santa suit with an electrical tape belt 🎅
https://twitter.com/scotnational/status/1602999448203890688?s=46&t=1bYGQaPUqeK0YPUNBT-c3Q
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Fet’s
luck
-
Ok, not a band name, but my rap name
Lil' L@te Now
(there is already a Lil Late)
-
Spam Risk Egypt (https://twitter.com/jenmercieca/status/1608085410902675462)
-
Local Pizza
Taken down by (Romanian) Pizza
https://twitter.com/esqueer_/status/1608579412588650496?s=46&t=HLcylN4HHcX2SCqoQRzrHQ
Go Greta
-
Doxxed by a pizza box
https://twitter.com/angry_staffer/status/1608625086248148993
-
Radio Ham Shack
That was an actual store mentioned in the new Bob Moog biography "Switched On".
-
Someone Check On Jeff
How should SCOJ be pronounced? I say "skooge".
-
Someone Check On Jeff
How should SCOJ be pronounced? I say "skooge".
POTW material right there.
-
Max Popcorn and the Daily Intake
-
Someone Check On Jeff
How should SCOJ be pronounced? I say "skooge".
Skodge
-
Slut Toast (https://twitter.com/BadLipReading/status/1606415957462753281)
(Twitter link)
-
Explosive Freak Quartet (https://twitter.com/FakeGenreBot/status/1612858055498280960)
-
Explosive Freak Quartet (https://twitter.com/FakeGenreBot/status/1612858055498280960)
I really can't believe that doesn't exist, maybe there is a Quintet
-
Anti-Fascist Powerline Cables (https://twitter.com/igorsushko/status/1613317874957025283)
-
Why's Janet Yellin?
-
Hands off Africa
-
Why's Janet Yellin?
alternate: Wise Janet Yellin
-
Calypso Facto
-
Calypso Facto
No joke, I named my new (to me) airstream calypso!
(Going with a Homer’s odyssey theme as the other one is named Circe)
-
The Spy Balloons (https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/02/02/chinese-spy-balloon-pentagon/)
-
The Italian Volkwagen IG account has a lot to think about.
https://instagram.com/volkswagenitalia
Volkswa Genitalia
-
Levels of sadness
-
Elephant Box
H/t Prince lyric
-
Porn Baron
h/t "Wetwang 'Porn Baron', 80 jailed for masterminding illegal sex video business"
GOAT was raking it in secretly selling mailorder unregistered sex videos on the black market.
-
Straight People Love Calling Gay People Pedophiles
-
I Need To Stop Posting on Forums Before Caffeine and Food
-
Porn Baron
h/t "Wetwang 'Porn Baron', 80 jailed for masterminding illegal sex video business"
GOAT was raking it in secretly selling mailorder unregistered sex videos on the black market.
Wait. There's an organization you have to register with???
-
Angry People in Local Newspapers
widdling on the side of the road
-
Small Green Buds (https://wtop.com/dc/2023/02/cherry-blossom-watch-starts-in-dc-as-trees-hit-small-green-buds-stage/)
-
Six Billion Border Crossers
-
Kosmo's Mom
-
Kosmo's Mom
She's got it going on.
-
Cancer Is My Own Fault
-
Reasonable Doubt
-
The red hot art peppers
Or
Sault n Art pepper
-
Born Again Christian Dior
-
Pet Crab eating Onion Ring
-
Pet Goat eating Onion Ring
FTFY
-
^that band already sounds ten times better, fact
-
The Dotted Quavers
-
Rectal Ozone Therapist
-
The Seaweed Blob
-
69 American Alligators
-
The Seaweed Blob
if tickets weren't too expensive, i'd go check out this band based on the name alone.
-
The Seaweed Blob
if tickets weren't too expensive, i'd go check out this band based on the name alone.
yeah, me too
-
Meg White and The Yatching Life
(honestly i have no idea what Meg White is doing post White Stripes, but this seems logical)
-
Chronic Disease Blackface
-
Rage Against The Washing Machine
-
Industrial Musical
h/t
This Texan Was a Master of a Curious Midcentury Art Form, the Industrial Musical
Brands once staged elaborate productions for their employees. No one was better at making them than Mexia-born Michael Brown.
https://www.texasmonthly.com/being-texan/texan-master-industrial-musicals-michael-brown-mexia/
-
I keep waiting for Laibach to do Damn Yankees
-
GODDAMN GOTHS ON METH
edit: sorry, real band
-
Rockcoon Dawgz
-
^ definitely a rap-rock band
-
Potato House On Mars
Any PHOMheads out there?
-
Lie the loudest
-
it's not that i can't believe this band doesn't exist already (it doesn't, i checked), it's just that i like the double meaning:
The Felt Presents (https://time.com/6267299/science-behind-presence-ghosts/)
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Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly
I'm torn as to what genre this band would be... Emo? Industrial? Avant Garde Jazz? but i guess something in the the Noise vein would be best...
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It sound like it should be the name of a Duster LP.
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Drag Defense Fund
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Mars Pet Rock
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really cheap overall considering
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Clown Shop Judges
Lifted from Primal Screams Twitter, I’m sure there is more to this…
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Bob Pylan
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Bob Zylan
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Mob Dylan
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Mehstard
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Where to start
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FwRbieFWYAAS5ul.jpg)
H/t
I've come across A LOT of good 17th- and 18th-century Quaker names over the past 3.5 years, as I've worked on my thesis. Now that my thesis is done and submission is near, it's time to share the more than 90 wildest early Quaker names I've found (in alphabetical order):
https://twitter.com/isabellarosner/status/1658554043927601152?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA
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Sugar Coma
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Sugar Coma
Damn. Never mind.
https://www.discogs.com/artist/298587-Sugarcoma
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Howabout.....sugar comma
a band walkie would be into
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album title
Chew and walk gum at the same time
https://twitter.com/timjhogan/status/1659383406960975872
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Falling Death
Aka known as me playing Zelda
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Also keenly adept at blowing myself up…
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gesture politics
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Monkey dust mayhem
As in
Monkey dust mayhem as driver is tasered, drives off and then found in boot
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Monkey dust mayhem
I would totally go see monkey dust mayhem, based on the name alone.
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Gasms h/t the title of Smokey Robinson's latest album
although GASM is already taken
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Black Bear In A Tree
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Paper Thin Garage Door
&
Almost Always Open
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lol he's so cool, man. what a statement
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Locked Bathrooms
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Low Energy Participation
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Evil and the Heinous Abuses
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Gather For Fanny (https://twitter.com/TheCaraSutra/status/1670027269786554369)
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Kevin and the National Disgraces
-
the debris field
-
goshdarned awesome
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Controlled By Satanic Paedophiles
-
Taking Credit and The Voted Against
(Forgive me I’m giddy after Sloan trotting out the big Tunes at end of their show)
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Nice!
-
Hot Bias (https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2023/07/01/dc-july-not-too-hot-much-needed-rain/)
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The 600 Limit
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Verified and the 6000 Limit
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Liar and The Didn’t Play The Bills
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Virgin Mary Disco Brawl
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Cracked Rollercoaster Support
-
Virgin Mary Disco Brawl
doo dah, doo dah..
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This Is A Statement
-
(https://i.ibb.co/HFYTyz6/Screenshot-2023-07-10-143826.png)
Forecast for Death Valley (Furnace Creek, CA)
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Cones On Cars
-
I saw this show announcement for DC9 and thought that is the hell of name for a band and then oh wait it's actually three bands
The Mostly Dead Weird Babies Apollo 66
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Saxtuba
And more importantly
Sextuba
Although to be fair the search results on that would be :o
-
*Bonerama was taken
-
h/t Chris Stein
Stupid Shit and Chaos
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endless rows of sardines (https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-66179045)
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Tough Sledding
never ever heard this phrase before "Difficult work or progress"
-
Tough Sledding
never ever heard this phrase before "Difficult work or progress"
dude you haven't see the movie https://www.toughsleddingthemovie.com/
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From space's groping article
libidinous intent
-
Tacky Onassis and the pudding paws
-
Introducing: Kanstyx (https://www.maximumbands.com/kanstyx.html)
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Former Brothel
-
Former Brothel
Future Brothel would be pretty good too.
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Former Brothel
Future Brothel would be pretty good too.
I plucked this one from the News or Fall Song feed.
"I live in a Former Hull Brothel and Strangers Keep Knocking At My Door"
the sub headline indicates some have even wandered into the home :D
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Future Brothel would be like a statement of entrepreneurial intent.
-
Future Brothel would be like a statement of entrepreneurial intent.
(https://y.yarn.co/36206f69-797b-4b10-a119-fbdaff711151_text.gif)
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Hammerhead Worms
Probably already taken, can’t be arsed to look it up
H/T
CAUTION: Hammerhead worms spotted in the DMV; don't touch! In addition to super sticky slim, the hammerhead worm secretes potent, paralyzing tetrodotoxin, the same lethal toxin found in puffer fish.
So local news and a bit over the top
https://www.wusa9.com/article/life/animals/toxic-hammerhead-worms-seen-in-dmv/65-724c561f-7eb0-429b-b854-faf3f03d6045
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Yeah, I saw that news article and I had nightmares the last two nights
Apparently, they’re not very common
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Yeah, I saw that news article and I had nightmares the last two nights
Apparently, they’re not very common
Life is strange
I’m out in Arlington Facebook group
And This topic comes up
Responses are
I had nightmares after reading
and great band name
But the worst part is at least two people said they saw them in Arlington
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Glitch McConnell
-
Dangerous Heatwave
-
Nipple Crisps
The Crispy Nipples
-
Brazilian butt lift
-
The Alabama Brawl
Or
The Riverboat Brawlers
-
Bash and The Chair Swingers
-
The Hat Tossers
-
Of course Hat Tossers would have an entirely different meaning in the UK
-
The Ten Indictments
Or
The Worst Candidate
-
The Addholes
-
We are the Addholes
The Addholes
how'd you beat me to that, rigged I tell ya
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Random Roommates
h/t one of my student employees
-
diarrhea breath
-
diarrhea breath
Imagine an entire planet of such.
-
diarrhea breath
Imagine an entire planet of such.
to think this dropped 10 years ago this week
https://www.instagram.com/p/CwLc7gIP8zt/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
they did some reunion shows and boonaroo...was hoping them to be inspired and hit the road again
alas
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Big Lizard and the Gimp
-
Selling Rabbits
-
Selling Rabbits
Selling rabbits to pay the man
-
Adopting Rabbits
-
The Hare Peddlers
-
Techno Mechanicus
(Also a great Sidehatch board name)
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Culture Of Corruption
also
Kevin Is Fucked
-
Retroactive Impeachment
although sources tell me they are currently working on demos and expect the album to be released sometime in 2025
-
Retroactive Impeachment
although sources tell me they are currently working on demos and expect the album to be released sometime in 2025
working title for their upcoming debut full-length is a real throwback: "We’ve Got Lots of Theories, We Just Don’t Have the Evidence"
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Lauren and The Vapers
-
Juilan and The Taylor Beat
-
Juilan and The Taylor Beat
I like
Juilan and The Tailored Beat
better
-
how is this not the name of some goth/darkwave/metal band
Lurid Films For The Lord
-
Octopus Rising
-
Update
Lauren and the Hand Jives
-
The Theatre Gropers
-
The Theatre Gropers
Jason for the win https://x.com/JasonIsbell/status/1702809622615056427?s=20
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This is pretty good as well
https://x.com/bcdreyer/status/1703121183409926497?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA
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Michael McKean brings the heat
Lauren Boebert has perhaps shown a desire to reach across the aisle here.
https://x.com/mjmckean/status/1703072861651714420?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA
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Emotional Truths
-
One of Brent Terhune’s better ones
https://x.com/brentterhune/status/1703108399997624598?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA
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One of Brent Terhune’s better ones
https://x.com/brentterhune/status/1703108399997624598?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA
Try that during our town …. Lol
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Missing Fighter Jet
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Big John and The Senator's Shorts
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Mustache John and The Body Doubles
-
$78 Burger and The Fries
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Whoa
Or if you're Space - Woah
-
Whoa
Or if you're Space - Woah
it's well know Woah > Whoa
-
Whoa
Or if you're Space - Woah
it's well know Woah > Whoa
https://www.dictionary.com/e/whoa-or-woah/
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Whoa
Or if you're Space - Woah
it's well know Woah > Whoa
https://www.dictionary.com/e/whoa-or-woah/
from that link
did this board start in the 80s?
Whoa is the original spelling. The spelling woah emerged more recently. The earliest evidence of woah in writing is thought to come from online message boards in the early 1980s. Indeed, the increase in the use of the spelling woah is often associated with digital communications.
Some people and style guides may consider woah to be an incorrect or nonstandard spelling
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Mosh Pit at the Library
-
Whoa
Or if you're Space - Woah
it's well know Woah > Whoa
https://www.dictionary.com/e/whoa-or-woah/
from that link
did this board start in the 80s?
Whoa is the original spelling. The spelling woah emerged more recently. The earliest evidence of woah in writing is thought to come from online message boards in the early 1980s. Indeed, the increase in the use of the spelling woah is often associated with digital communications.
Some people and style guides may consider woah to be an incorrect or nonstandard spelling
Has no one reached out to Joey Lawrence to weigh in?
-
Has no one reached out to Joey to weigh in?
(https://i.imgur.com/aO3cR6P.jpeg)
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Gold Bar Stash
-
cheesy boi
-
Judge and The Business Licenses
and
Billion Dollard Florida Property
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Fake Auto Union Members
-
The Fire Alarm Pullers
Well they exist but to lazy to look it up
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Bring It On
-
Wednesday Zombie Apocalypse
-
Podium Gate
-
Unpaid Legal Bills
-
Unpaid Legal Bills
their first album will be called "Leaking Dye and Lumpy Pillows"
-
Rusty Grenade
-
JJ and the Secret Ballots
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Bursty Star Formations (https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2023/10/14/starbursts-webb-telescope-cosmic-dawn/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=wp_main)
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Existential Cash Squeeze (https://twitter.com/MotherJones/status/1713601381527896216)
(Twitter link)
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Twitter Link
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Millennial Fruit Heirs (https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2023/10/15/ecuador-election-gonzalez-noboa-correa/)
Yes, the article refers to a "millennial banana heir" but my name is better.
-
The Happy Endings featuring Seth Sherwood
-
Earth-Eating Robot Worms
-
Globalist Rhino
-
Ketchup and the Flying Bottles
-
the censorship-industrial complex.
-
Passing Notes In Court
-
Po Tato Portal
-
Badly Behaved In The Witness Box
-
Severe Eye Burn
-
Bathe in Ultraviolet Light
-
Searing Eye Pain
-
Searing Eye Pain
Shouldn't this have gone in the Offical 9:30 NFT thread?
-
walkstradamus
would only appeal to members of this forum, but I'm sure it would rock hard
-
Dylan Meyerhoff (https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=22907.msg554953#msg554953)
Someone had to do it!
-
ghost bus
fudge, already taken
https://www.facebook.com/ghostbusband/
-
the title of my collection of B-sides
Date, fight or bite.
-
Someone already stole my thunder, but I’ll persist
Bentley and The Gatecrashers
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The rage baiters
-
Bruce and the Jenners
-
The Jumping Miscreants
-
The 6 Nine Pagers
-
Nine Inch Dongs
-
The Soulest
-
NOOO!!!
The Soulest
-
Glamorous Mississippi (https://twitter.com/ask_aubry/status/1729289290629177731)
-
Forces of a Triangle
-
Thinking of Geordie
-
Thinking of Jordy
-
Joe Hunter and The Truck Payments
-
The Blurry Tourists
-
The Lifestyle Hustlers
-
Not Organic
-
Not Organic
Inorganic
-
Not Organic
Inorganic
I gain corn
-
Manic Organic
-
Six French Teens (https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20231208-%F0%9F%94%B4-six-french-teens-handed-suspended-or-brief-jail-terms-for-roles-in-2020-beheading-of-teacher?utm_term=BreakingF24&utm_campaign=twitter&utm_source=nonli&utm_medium=social)
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^ i was very, very nervous when clicking that link...
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Dandy's and the Trail of Dead
-
Dandy's and the Trail of Dead
I’d see the fuck out of this, friend.
-
Stolen Sperm
and NO I will not attempt to verify this is actually in use or not as a band name
-
Erudyke
“Lesbian lit-rock”
-
Crucial Breakfast
-
Allowed To and the Didn't Do It's
-
A collection of live recordings from radio shows from 91-96
a flippers paradise
-
The Stolen Bored Apes
-
The Capital Hill Sex Tapes
-
The Capital Hill Sex Tapes
First, LP
Can you hear me Barebacking in the Senate hearing room.
-
Dank Brandon
-
The Christmas Swatters
-
Phony Beatlemania
a Clash tribute band
-
^has bitten the dust
chaotic outcome
-
Intentional Groundhog
(my misreading of "intentional grounding" trending on Twitter)
-
The Supreme Court Plagiarists
-
Lyin' Larry and the flaming plagiarists
-
filthy and injured
-
The Longest Footnote
(which according to a thread on Bluesky is a 173 page footnote on Hadrian's Wall in book on Northumbria)
-
The Miami Mall Alien Incident
-
Ghostwriter Blues
-
The insecure forum
-
The Safe District Reprobates
-
The Woke Dictionaries
-
The Woke Dictionaries
I could not believe that! Seemed like an Onion headline for sure, dark times
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The Woke Dictionaries
I could not believe that! Seemed like an Onion headline for sure, dark times
whom among us didn't go looking up naughty words in dictionaries in our untamed youth years, clearly it turned walkie gay
-
The Woke Dictionaries
TAN: Canadians just want to know what 'woke' means, study finds (https://nationalpost.com/news/canadians-just-want-to-know-what-woke-means-study-finds)
i believe this is a cross-border issue, but what do i know (apparently not the definition of woke...)
-
The Woke Dictionaries
TAN: Canadians just want to know what 'woke' means, study finds (https://nationalpost.com/news/canadians-just-want-to-know-what-woke-means-study-finds)
i believe this is a cross-border issue, but what do i know (apparently not the definition of woke...)
-
War On The Nuclear Family
-
War On The Nuclear Family
War on Drugs side project.
-
Nikki and The Pelosi’s
-
The Cocaine Yesmen (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btCIai2u9Jw) (YT link)
-
The Fake Churchill Quotes
-
The Treasonous Shit Weasels
-
Additional Sperm
-
That Tongue Of Moisture (https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024/01/29/atmospheric-river-forecast-california-oregon-washington/)
-
The Canadian Hell’s Angels
-
The Lead Stanleys
-
Man Named Fire Exit
-
In Dick Ta Ble
-
The Enhanced Games
-
Operation Hernap (https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2024/02/04/patty-hearst-kidnapping-50-years/)
The greatest 70s revue on Earth!
-
The Hidden Voters
-
The Commodious Boats
-
The velvet rope burns
-
(https://i.ibb.co/syTf27B/Screenshot-2024-02-10-at-12-02-08-AM.png)
-
Pet Cat Bubonic Plague
-
National Security Threat
-
The Cybertruck Rustbuckets
-
The Cybertruck Rustbuckets
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/M9QAAOSweR9f47GC/s-l400.jpg)
(https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTA2NlgxNjAw/z/A88AAOSwiQVjyHVC/$_57.JPG?set_id=880000500F)
The Complete Bill Evans On Verve (https://www.discogs.com/release/2496350-Bill-Evans-The-Complete-Bill-Evans-On-Verve)
The packaging of this box is untreated steel and has been designed to be a unique collector's item that will change in color, texture, appearance over time, and will eventually rust naturally.
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Ear Hair
-
So of course I had to check Bandcamp for this one and while there isn’t a band call Ear Hair, there are songs with that as a title including one on all album called “Meatloaf Pants” by a band called Nostrils
Looks like one of those proceed with extreme caution listening experiences… 29 songs most under a minute and tagged as Comedy, noise, and punk rock
https://nostrils1.bandcamp.com/album/meatloaf-pants
-
I was curious, if someone would check.
-
The Long Lost Bass
-
A Man Is Not A Plan
-
a few days late with this one, but:
The Texian Warm Water Ports
-
A Man Is Not A Plan
Is he a canal or Panama?
-
Pissed Off Shit Stains
-
16 Washing Machines
-
<nvm>
-
<nvm>
;D
-
The mygrants
-
Path Of Totality (https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024/02/22/april-eclipse-clouds/)
(stoner rock, obviously)
edit: They exist! (https://www.discogs.com/release/29851120-HEXOFFENDER-Path-Of-Totality-Regurgitated-Rot)
-
Path Of Totality (https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024/02/22/april-eclipse-clouds/)
That’s where I will be April 8th
-
Path Of Totality (https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024/02/22/april-eclipse-clouds/)
That’s where I will be April 8th
Same. Kent State or Bust
-
Toxic Tunnel Sludge
-
Willie and The Wonky Experience
-
The Sexy Oompah Loompas
-
This one's kinda wordy...
The Bowling Ball of High-Altitude Cold (https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024/02/28/sierra-nevada-blizzard-warning-snow/)
Probably works better as an album name.
-
Religious Christian Identity Cross-Lighting Ceremony
-
The Ugly Couches
-
Spotted Seth
-
Dumbest Thread Ever
-
Humpback Mountain
-
Dumbest Thread Ever
1,111
-
Dumbest Thread Ever
I think these are candidates for dumber threads:
https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=24486.msg448384#msg448384
https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=24487.msg448389#msg448389
https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=24516.msg455253#msg455253
https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=24777.msg471492#msg471492
https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=24883.msg479283#msg479283
https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=24900.msg480196#msg480196
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That Halloween costume thread, had potential.
-
Awash In Speed
which would be this is my <insert name of punk band> tribute act
-
Terminally Online
-
Combination IHOP and Applebee's
-
Combination IHOP and Applebee's
Have I told you about my idea for Waffle-hana, basically Waffle House with Benihana-style cooks?
-
Combination IHOP and Applebee's
Have I told you about my idea for Waffle-hana, basically Waffle House with Benihana-style cooks?
Go on…
-
Combination IHOP and Applebee's
Have I told you about my idea for Waffle-hana, basically Waffle House with Benihana-style cooks?
Go on…
The cook flips tiny link sausages into your mouth.
-
quite frankly i love this idea
Combination IHOP and Applebee's
Have I told you about my idea for Waffle-hana, basically Waffle House with Benihana-style cooks?
Go on…
The cook flips tiny link sausages into your mouth.
-
quite frankly i love this idea
Combination IHOP and Applebee's
Have I told you about my idea for Waffle-hana, basically Waffle House with Benihana-style cooks?
Go on…
The cook flips tiny link sausages into your mouth.
sign me up, what will the loyalty program be called
will they have the 3AM fights too?
-
Bitter Boomers With Big Boobs
-
Rachel Maddnow
-
Shitney Houston
-
The Fatphobic Theatre Seats
-
Get Off My Yawn
-
The Manipulated Photos
-
I couldn’t sleep last night thinking about the horror of the edited picture. An apology is not going to cut it.
-
One Photo To Rule Them All
-
I couldn’t sleep last night thinking about the horror of the edited picture. An apology is not going to cut it.
so wait is Julian cosplaying hutch and forgot to sign back into his account?
-
I couldn’t sleep last night thinking about the horror of the edited picture. An apology is not going to cut it.
so wait is Julian cosplaying hutch and forgot to sign back into his account?
it's been revealed the Princess of Wales is just bad at photoshop...
-
I couldn’t sleep last night thinking about the horror of the edited picture. An apology is not going to cut it.
The princess is missing; one of the princes is in exile; and the king is treating his cancer with herbs and tonics. France is going to run roughshod over these Brit bastards.
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(https://i.ibb.co/vkP6pH8/Screenshot-2024-03-15-at-12-09-28-AM.png)
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(https://i.ibb.co/vkP6pH8/Screenshot-2024-03-15-at-12-09-28-AM.png)
I think just dirty trash date is the best name
Or even just Trash Date
Sorry just doesn’t work here
-
Flappy Bappies
-
Shitney Houston
Already been done
-
(https://i.ibb.co/vkP6pH8/Screenshot-2024-03-15-at-12-09-28-AM.png)
I think just dirty trash date is the best name
Or even just Trash Date
Sorry just doesn’t work here
Trash Date: ;D
Dirty Trash Date: okay, but it feels like it needs something. Imagine a band called "Gritty Dirt Band"; really meh name. Make it "Nitty Gritty Dirt Band" and you've got something that was memorable. Few would forget "Dirty Sorry Trash Date". Even has the same dada dada da da rhythm of NGDB.
-
Smiles died, to get away from him
-
Merrick and The Green Bubble Band
Had to tweak my original band name slightly :D
-
The Overnight Bridge Experts
and yes there are already baseless conservative conspiracies on this... Man do those Deep State Project Managers earn their pay or what..
-
and yes there are already baseless conservative conspiracies on this... Man do those Deep State Project Managers earn their pay or what..
my fav so far is that the ship captain passed out and fell on to the controls - because he was recently vaccinated
also, nutjobs on the right want to personally blame Pete Buttigieg because this was obviously a failure of the Dept of Transpo.
-
and yes there are already baseless conservative conspiracies on this... Man do those Deep State Project Managers earn their pay or what..
my fav so far is that the ship captain passed out and fell on to the controls - because he was recently vaccinated
also, nutjobs on the right want to personally blame Pete Buttigieg because this was obviously a failure of the Dept of Transpo.
Run DSPM
-
The Eclipse Conspiracy Theories
-
Pussy Blues Explosion
-
Looking through the calendar for The Atlantis, I see lots of dodgy names. I don't think ((( O ))) has anything to do with the metal guys. And I am pronouncing Slothrust as "sloth rust".
-
Gay Fungus
-
Gay Fungus
they don’t do sex, they just sporulate
-
The Territorial Ban
-
Liberty In Laundry
Don’t bother looking this one up, as it’s brought to from the GOP brain trust leading the clown show known as the House of Representatives
-
Total A Clips
Rat Ture
-
Maybe Later
-
Lana del Ozempic
-
the sub-postmasters
Debut LP: Used By
-
Armpit Hair
Asshole Hair
-
A Small Fee
-
the aural stench
-
The Space Laser Amendment
-
(https://i.ibb.co/r4W50XM/Screenshot-2024-04-18-at-12-02-59-AM.png)
-
The Moral Vacuums
-
The Moral Vacuums
I like this one
-
(https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/resizer/JCLefe2rD2AwbBRlhwnTQK5-sx4=/1280x0/filters:quality(70):format(jpg)/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/baltimorebanner/NTF5KWCOWBAQNAD357CKCX2NRU.jpg)
Biofouling (https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/community/climate-environment/key-bridge-cargo-ships-micro-stowaways-OYLIZUVJFFALXHS6LPH5G5IKMM/)
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(https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/resizer/JCLefe2rD2AwbBRlhwnTQK5-sx4=/1280x0/filters:quality(70):format(jpg)/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/baltimorebanner/NTF5KWCOWBAQNAD357CKCX2NRU.jpg)
Biofouling (https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/community/climate-environment/key-bridge-cargo-ships-micro-stowaways-OYLIZUVJFFALXHS6LPH5G5IKMM/)
Sounds like a thing teenage boys would use as a sexual insult. “I biofouled your mother last night,” etc.
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Quats (https://www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/2024/04/25/disinfectants-quaternary-ammonium-compounds/)
-
Shooting Cricket
-
broccoli, you too?
oh wait. (http://www.broccoliyoutoo.com/)
-
The legitimate scofflaws
-
Soylent Green Day
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Von ShitzInPantz
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(https://i.ibb.co/Qvg5MGq/Screenshot-2024-05-06-at-12-11-01-AM.png)
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Enterobacter Bugandensis (https://www.nasa.gov/centers-and-facilities/ames/ames-science/ames-space-biosciences/multi-drug-resistant-bacteria-found-on-iss-mutating-to-become-functionally-distinct/)
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Enterobacter Bugandensis (https://www.nasa.gov/centers-and-facilities/ames/ames-science/ames-space-biosciences/multi-drug-resistant-bacteria-found-on-iss-mutating-to-become-functionally-distinct/)
Functionally Distinct Space Bacteria
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Enterobacter Bugandensis (https://www.nasa.gov/centers-and-facilities/ames/ames-science/ames-space-biosciences/multi-drug-resistant-bacteria-found-on-iss-mutating-to-become-functionally-distinct/)
Functionally Distinct Space Bacteria
sounds like a fancy word for getting herpes from Space Freely
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The Mysterious Blobs (https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2024/05/07/earth-moon-impact-plate-tectonics/)
This might work better as "Mysterious Bobs" (no "The").
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Flying Saltshakers of Death (https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2024/04/20/cicadas-2024-emergence-fungus-mysteries/)
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Mozart Of Cheeseburgers (https://wtop.com/montgomery-county/2024/05/how-28old-md-man-became-the-mozart-of-cheesburgers/)
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The Hannibal Lector Appreciation Society
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Baby Lasagna
Oh wait..
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Baby Lasagna
Oh wait..
Oh you haven't lived until you have heard PewDiePie's Bitch Lasagna
https://youtu.be/6Dh-RL__uN4
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Trone the Loser
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Identifies As Pasta
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Bad-Built Butch Body
Debut album "BBBB Cup"
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The Bored Teenage Orcas
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Bog Compression (https://x.com/postjawline/status/1795303062011343239)
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Bog Compression (https://x.com/postjawline/status/1795303062011343239)
also great name for a studio effect (rack effect) or guitar pedal... for when you need that dirty, "brown" sound
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Ocean House Eaters (https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2024/05/28/rodanthe-home-collapse/)
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(https://i.ibb.co/3znGChR/Screenshot-2024-05-29-at-12-09-12-AM.png)
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Fond Of Flying Flags
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It would appear no band has adopted this is a moniker..
The Irony Mark
Cool Logo as well
(https://i0.wp.com/boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/irony.jpg?resize=930%2C523&ssl=1)
H/T https://boingboing.net/2024/05/30/8-weird-punctuation-marks-that-faded-from-the-english-language.html
Interrobang is in use by some members of Chumbawamba, I have feeling Double Dagger is well in use
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Pasta Cop Floof Man
Saw those words on someone's mini crossword.
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Copious Instability (https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024/06/03/texas-hail-melon-storm-record/)
Hail Melon
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Turkey Boob Job
Ok fine the headline involved
"I feel disgusted": Bride-to-be, 19, splashed £4,000 on Turkey boob job... and then her nipple FELL OFF
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A cornucopia of band or forum names here…
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GPZYOCAW0AEPiZ-.jpg)
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Egyptian Meat Villians (https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/nation/at-bribery-trial-ex-us-official-casts-sen-bob-menendez-as-a-villain-in-egyptian-meat-controversy/)
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Dickgirl
actually already taken by some opening band at songbyrd (https://dice.fm/partner/dice/event/nxgl5-liturgy-13th-jun-songbyrd-washington-dc-tickets?_branch_match_id=1026198151977178538&_branch_referrer=H4sIAAAAAAAAA8soKSkottLXz8nMy9ZLyUxO1UvL1XcxNTe0SEoxSzW3NAUAubGFECEAAAA%3D&dice_campaign=DICE&dice_channel=web&dice_feature=mio_marketing&dice_id=2541344&dice_tags=organic)
also, don't look to see if there is a band with that name on your work computer!
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Anal Interventions
https://www.washingtonpost.com/style/of-interest/2024/06/10/evan-goldstein-butt-doctor-new-york-proctologist-gay/
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Pennsylvania, Or Something
Just uttered by a student where I work.
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(https://i.ibb.co/f1vd1BX/Screenshot-2024-06-11-at-12-11-29-AM.png)
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Jimmy Eat Chicken
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The Federal Sentencing Experts
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(https://i.ibb.co/rbyHZNG/Screenshot-2024-06-13-at-12-15-42-AM.png)
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Gay Sex Club In A Supermarket Basement
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MISSUJOEY
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The Orange Stonehenge
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The Orange Jets
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(https://i.ibb.co/Zfs3wt0/Screenshot-2024-06-20-192341.png)
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Potato Tower, FTW
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8tjVwwM13C/?igsh=dnExN296OGNmemM2
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Wasn't there a band named "Local X"? I swear I remember this, but maybe i'm having a Mandela Effect moment...
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Wasn't there a band named "Local X"? I swear I remember this, but maybe i'm having a Mandela Effect moment...
I recall a Local H band
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Hmmm that's probably what I'm thinking of
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The Nepoh Babees
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Heart But Just The Guys
Meaty Cheesy
Unannounced Dirtbag
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All Fireworks Are Illegal
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The Parked Planes
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The Cult Of Science
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Prez and The Naps
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Seriff’s Office
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Seriff’s Office
Shouldn't that be Seriff's Office?
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The Vacant Minds
H/T some “genius” tech bro citing some study that people with high IQs don’t listen to music
Music is mostly appealing as a way to fill an otherwise vacant mind that has no interesting thoughts and minimal goal-directed behavior.
Damn proud of my vastly vacant mind
https://x.com/ox_dao/status/1809900410456437080?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA
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Seriff’s Office
Shouldn't that be Seriff's Office?
i 100% approve of any font-based humor.
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The Fake Candidates
Sadly the dude admitted to using AI to enhance his photo
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GR-GUn1XgAEMztQ?format=jpg&name=360x360)
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The Upside Down Ships
And yes this came via a flat earther “genius”
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The Fake Candidates
Sadly the dude admitted to using AI to enhance his photo
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GR-GUn1XgAEMztQ?format=jpg&name=360x360)
if that's the enhanced version, i don't want to see the original.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/TYs26r04/Screenshot-2024-07-11-at-12-04-10-AM.png)
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interpersonal reasons
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Whitmer & Warnock
Backed by The Big Energy Blues Machine led by Obama
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Nuclear Pasta
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Vicious Pickle
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hot soda
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Vicious Pickle
I can’t seem to find away to post this image so click the link to see an AI generated picture of Vicious Pickle.. creating it proved far more fun then expected
https://www.bing.com/images/create/the-band-vicious-pickle2c-an-80s-heavy-metal-band-w/1-66979f4077634a5fa37084e44e3f3a65?id=Wjt04qtLvC7FelMW%2FqEhew%3D%3D&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&idpclose=1&edit=1&clientName=BING+CHAT&sappdirectload=1&showselective=1&lng=en-US&idpbck=1&form=BICREC&idpview=singleimage&idpo=coll&thid=OIG3.oxwma.cLoM.dbSSPs4Ey&ssp=1&setlang=en&cc=US&safesearch=moderate
Resurrected an old tumblr
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/799d1c0694d2da063f2bb8cd5ea92633/dea1a74b4c23ca08-a3/s1280x1920/d819231d94804fda6c4f76e009206ab11d91320a.jpg)
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The Upside Down Ships
And yes this came via a flat earther “genius”
The AI nailed this one
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/680cee5f2656d4e37f4e92295a5fa402/a73b5e7c99a5fb0c-25/s1280x1920/c0a0dc0cbda0f64d6c57f31095448bfbf28d0968.jpg)
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Nuclear Pasta
The novelty will wear off soon, but I envisioned Nuclear Pasta as a math rock band
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/bbcbb608d7db8c2db38b803a7cedaafc/33db76f370997537-ba/s1280x1920/46c7877760afe8bd43ced6f5f75e6d25d8c5e367.jpg)
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The Falcon Sensors
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Adult Snow Day
H/T
A Microsoft outage is the closest thing adults get to a snow day.
https://x.com/britannica/status/1814301083797233951?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA
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Adult Snow Day
(https://mediaproxy.snopes.com/width/1200/height/1200/https://media.snopes.com/2023/07/las_vegas_sphere.png)
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The Cheap Pretenders (https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=23244.msg562265#msg562265)
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Cocaine Shark and the meth jets
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Downs syndrome barbie
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Anyone attend last night’s shindig? Saw that The Dude made an appearance..
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Anyone attend last night’s shindig? Saw that The Dude made an appearance..
how is this a band name?
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Stumpy Christ!
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cannibal solar eruption
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Fasting Blood Draw
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The Minnesota Vegetarians
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The Minnesota Vegetarians
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/a169d1001038832e855d10a4eb1209f2/d04bfc5d461c2023-44/s1280x1920/da69e78010fbeeddff4eee8ccffc52f9d42631f0.jpg)
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AI is soo weird
what's with the guy playing a 3 stringed instrument while sitting at the drum kit
So I asked AI to create a Kozmo image
(https://i.imgur.com/HL6jCaw.jpeg)
and here you are admin'ing the forum
(https://i.imgur.com/kWetRWI.jpeg)
did you always have 3 fingers on your right hand?
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There are one man bands with a guitar and drums setup.. dude got that bass drum pedal a rockin
And no beard ever sported on my face… no comment on the fingers
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I just found out my mom watches a show called the Sucked Off
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The Empty Parking Lots
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The Amuse-bouche of Sin
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Psychedelic Toad Venom
Ok fine h/t
https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/19/europe/spanish-porn-star-toad-venom-death-scli-intl/index.html
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Operation Flagship
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The Open Border Agenda
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Pierre LaCock
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The Girth Certificate
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The Couch Movers
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Skillet Chicken (https://www.washingtonpost.com/food/2024/08/28/skillet-chicken-corn-tomatoes-zucchini/)
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The Incomplete Resumes
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Fuck you, Jamie Taco!!
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The Leaked Indictments
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(https://i.postimg.cc/3w4wvpgH/IMG-7153.jpg)
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Lava Tube (https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2024/09/06/lava-caves-moon-earth/) :-\
Lava Cave :P
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Run Spot Run
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Teen Burger (https://x.com/MizShannonS/status/1834361337478001093)
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(The) Crowd Pleasures
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The Online Comments
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The Online Comments
Don't Read The Comments
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784 dildos
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The Online Comments
Don't Read The Comments
best to leave the reading of those to the pesky liberal fake news outlets
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Disbarred In DC
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50,000 Zyns
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Childless Candidate and The Fake Family
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50,000 Zyns
Hahahahaha
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What it’s like modern day chew? I heard about this on NPR….i would just worry about the long term impact of sticking this crap in your mouth..
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The Mixed Meta-4s
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Giant Hybrid Sheep
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Global Monkey Torture Network (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c17l94r79yeo)
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The Bible Grifters
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The Fake Jobs Reports
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I have gone and stumbled upon The Hives Ska side project
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/9d55694d77e25377f4e8d0fb296c62bc/5ab3976a6af910e9-2e/s1280x1920/2d22382d441eb245c54da18fd586ba5815127cfc.jpg)
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Hoboken Shop Rite
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The Tourist Miners
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The Town Hall Breakdown
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The 38 Minute Specials
(or 39, depending on your news source)
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The Plebian Paupers
Hobo rock
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Spam Risk Egypt
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Arnold and The Private Parts
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The fuck.
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The Mold Problem
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The fuck.
i can find several bands call "The Fucks", but none are the singular "The Fuck" (or, edgier still: "The Fuck." with a period)
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That’s Not How Tariffs Work
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Kurt Cobain and the GPS Band
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Bespoke Expert
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i would have gone with Bull Semen Driver
Bespoke Expert is their debut EP's title
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Bespoke Expert
TAKEN
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The Panda Conspiracy
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The Illegal Polls
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The Corn Dog Incident
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The Corn Dog Incident
TIL National Corn Dog day is the first Saturday in March, while National String Cheese day is September 20th.
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The Corn Dog Incident
TIL National Corn Dog day is the first Saturday in March, while National String Cheese day is September 20th.
but i take it that National Blow a Malfunctioning Mic Day was this past saturday?
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consoled by lagging indicators
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The 43 Research Monkeys
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Anal and the Sniffers
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Penile Fracture
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Inspired by a grill brand name:
Max Fire & The Flame Lickers
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Max Fire & The Flame Lickers
definitely a punk-leaning rockabilly band
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The Evil Alpacas
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Double Fujiwhara (https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024/11/22/double-fujiwhara-effect-northwest-northeast-storms/)
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Broc and The Local Kale
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The Potato Cartel
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Proletariat Vegetable
like no one saw this coming :P
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The Vanishing Timestamps
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The Vanishing Timestamps
I was just hearing the chatter about that, such an odd change elmo did
Must say, I'm finally warming up to bluesky and avoiding twitter
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The Vanishing Timestamps
I was just hearing the chatter about that, such an odd change elmo did
Must say, I'm finally warming up to bluesky and avoiding twitter
Someone surmised it might have due to that graph that showed all the times Elonia posted at night and hard to be a credible source of news without timestamps..
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The Utter Temerity
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Utter Gaul
Unmitigated Audacity
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Utter Gaul
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f6/Asterix1.png)
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The Governor OF Canada
although I guess already addressed here
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The Not Serious People
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massive white space
(I beat y'all to it!)
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massive white space
(I beat y'all to it!)
is this a new type of white space (I guess we also have our own white Space here)
https://milkandtweed.com/blog/what-is-white-space-in-design-and-why-is-it-important/
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The Bury Santa Experience
h/t Angry People In Local Newspapers
https://bsky.app/profile/apiln.bsky.social/post/3ld4qbtoo5s2l
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The Chopping Words
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Ambassadors of The Bahamas
Jimmy Buffett tribute band, probably....
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Perfect Fit Content
aka how Shitify continues to screw over musicians
https://harpers.org/archive/2025/01/the-ghosts-in-the-machine-liz-pelly-spotify-musicians/
there is much to digest in that article but this appears to be one of the more salient points regarding ghost artists, etc i expect a full report on my desk ASAP.
Artists had been sold the idea that streaming was the ultimate meritocracy—that the best would rise to the top because users voted by listening. But the PFC program undermined all this. PFC was not the only way in which Spotify deliberately and covertly manipulated programming to favor content that improved its margins, but it was the most immediately galling. Nor was the problem simply a matter of “authenticity” in music. It was a matter of survival for actual artists, of musicians having the ability to earn a living on one of the largest platforms for music. PFC was irrefutable proof that Spotify rigged its system against musicians who knew their worth.
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Feral Swine Eradication (Pig Destroyer cover band? I dunno)
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stolen from the comic book thread
the cunning linguists
(there is a lame rap group with a similar name CunninLynguists)
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Isn't that a terrible James Bond pun from the first one of those with Daniel Craig?
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The Contemptible fools
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Disappointed in you lot…
Throwing Tangerines
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FARTLEKS (https://www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/2025/01/02/fartlek-interval-training-exercise/)
Swedish jock rock
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MAXIMUM telework!
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Hutch's favorite musical genre super group:
The Hobosexuals
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The Not Serious People
about to go on tour with The Gulf Of America
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The Private Firefighters
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Women as household objects
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The Tasselled Wobbegong Carpet Sharks
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The Salute Apologists
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"Ghost-apples"
found on Michigan farm. Ice storm covers rotten apples on the tree. The rotten apple has a lower freezing point than water, doesn't freeze. Apple gets mushy, oozes out a hole in the bottom of the ice, leaving a ghostly shell.
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The Forest Nation
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Felonious Meat (https://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=26056.msg567335#msg567335)
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Sierra Missed
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The Strongly Worded Statements
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If ever there was a perfect name for a punk band
Sphincter Whistle
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If ever there was a perfect name for a punk band
Sphincter Whistle
Would that be a Butt Trumpet (https://www.discogs.com/artist/673083-Butt-Trumpet) tribute band?
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Money Lutheran Operation
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Money Lutheran Operation
this made me LOL in these dark times
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The Special Government Employee
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Trans Cuntinental
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Fork Tender
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(https://i.postimg.cc/vZzf3dT9/Screenshot-2025-02-15-at-12-13-18-AM.png)
Hadn't done one of these in a while. Couldn't resist this one.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/vZzf3dT9/Screenshot-2025-02-15-at-12-13-18-AM.png)
Hadn't done one of these in a while. Couldn't resist this one.
Fonnui?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Bandnames/s/yTLKZH50tV
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The topological qubits
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The Porta Potty Princess
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The Porsche Potty Principle
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Porch Toilet
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Meverkind
-credit it my 15 year old
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If I could recreate myself, I'd love this to be my description
Alcest is a French post-black metal band from Bagnols-sur-Cèze,
LINGUISTIC TAN: in french, "bagnol" is slang for car, especially an old run-down vehicle. "sur" means "on" or "over". and "Cèze" is pronounced exactly like "sixteen." so if anyone is looking for a new band name, may i suggest "Jalopy on Sixteen", or "Beater over One Six."
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See You In Court
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A Massive No
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Great Big No
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Title of double live album with Gatefold sleeve on splatter colored vinyl
Crib Sheet for Humanity’s Last Exam
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DegenerativeAI
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Kavanaugh Assassination Plotter (https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2025/02/25/kavanaugh-assassination-plot/)
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Looting For Fun
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The Rational Eggs
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The Whitehouse Shouting Match
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The Stiff Tariffs
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Fat Nixon
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Western Civilization Empathy
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The Virginia Blacksite
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The Activist Heroes
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Literally, The Toilet
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Jesse Jackson and The Louis Farrakhans