(https://s1.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20200403&t=2&i=1512010103&r=LYNXMPEG321R2&w=2560)
With no fries sold, Dutch farmers face billion kilo potato pile (https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-netherlands-potato-idUSKBN21L2K2?taid=5e877d3301cef40001c1632f&utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter)
Fun fact...did you know that Sweet Potatoes are not even a Potato!Actually I did know all that.
They are a root vegetable that belongs to the morning glory family.
also are botanically very distinct from yams as they are sometimes called here
These are theFFTYBonnottesBotnnettes de Noirmoutier, and they are one of a kind.
Can I Grow Potatoes in a Traffic Circle? Seattle says 'Yes'!
https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2020/04/07/43359238/garden-of-small-victories-you-can-grow-potatoes-in-seattles-traffic-circles
When I did about 150 miles of biking around Seattle, I gorged myself on those road side treats
blackberries grow wild around here, they take over wherever trees have been cleared - like the side of a road. highways are lined with mile after mile of blackberries. there are literally tons available, free for the picking, but i wouldn't touch them...
They were the ones on Bike Paths...so probably not so much soot
We, fellow boardies, are thought leaders for the new generation:
VLAM's new campaign aims to spur young people to eat potatoes (https://www.freshplaza.com/article/9206227/vlam-s-new-campaign-aims-to-spur-young-people-to-eat-potatoes/)
Potatoes remain the main meal filler in Flanders. But its consumption is declining, especially among the younger generation. VLAM wants to ignite future generations' passion for fresh potatoes. They want to ensure this tuber remains on Flemish families' plates. The campaign is, therefore, targetting independent millennials (18-34 year-olds).
The 'Potatoes - Prepare to be surprised - Europe's favorite since 1536' campaign wants to inspire youngsters. It wants to want them to work with potatoes. Various, custom-made activities have been planned to achieve this.
The younger generation spends a lot of time online. The campaign will, therefore, be run there. Together, the partners have contributed 100 modern recipes and 40 cooking videos. These prove it is not time-consuming or difficult to prepare potatoes. They show you can make tasty, hip dishes with this ingredient.
The sweet potato remains the tuber of choice for Julian's America, reports The Packer:sweet potato is a root tuber, potato is a stem tuber
Sweet Potato Bacon Tastes JUST Like The Real ThingI call BS on that...some Fake potato news....again this is a potato thread, sweet potatoes are not potatoes!
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/sweet-potato-bacon-tastes-just-160947166.html
Sweet Potato Bacon Tastes JUST Like The Real ThingI call BS on that...some Fake potato news....again this is a potato thread, sweet potatoes are not potatoes!
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/sweet-potato-bacon-tastes-just-160947166.html
why you gotta be a potato racist, dude?All potatoes are equal, but some potatoes are more equal than others
small redskin potatoes.talk about racist!
Took one bag of small redskin potatoes. Cut them into smaller chunks. Boiled them until they were fork splitable.
small redskin potatoes.talk about racist!
small redskin potatoes.talk about racist!
Look here sir, I interviewed one of the potatoes, and he said he has no problem with the name.
this thread is going placessmall redskin potatoes.talk about racist!
Look here sir, I interviewed one of the potatoes, and he said he has no problem with the name.
Some of my best friends are potatoes!
No, wait.
This is no way to talk about Relaxer.small redskin potatoes.talk about racist!
Look here sir, I interviewed one of the potatoes, and he said he has no problem with the name.
Some of my best friends are potatoes.
I did find a video on how to do the mashed potato dance
https://youtu.be/DUubAkI0GF4
and someone ranked the top 20 Potato songs!
https://www.ranker.com/list/the-best-songs-with-potato-in-the-title/ranker-music
I just made some broiled potatoes, with kosher salt, pepper, and half of them I also put on Old Bay and soy sauce. AMAHad no idea you were Belgian?
I just made some broiled potatoes, with kosher salt, pepper, and half of them I also put on Old Bay and soy sauce. AMAHad no idea you were Belgian?
I just made some broiled potatoes, with kosher salt, pepper, and half of them I also put on Old Bay and soy sauce. AMA
I just made some broiled potatoes, with kosher salt, pepper, and half of them I also put on Old Bay and soy sauce. AMAHad no idea you were Belgian?
(https://i.imgur.com/jNOfvcC.jpeg)I just made some broiled potatoes, with kosher salt, pepper, and half of them I also put on Old Bay and soy sauce. AMA
how does it feel to know that i have no respect for you, given that you didn't grace these spuds with any olive oil?
OMG DO WE NEED A RECIPE EXCHANGE THREAD???We are through the looking glass here, people.
I just made some broiled potatoes, with kosher salt, pepper, and half of them I also put on Old Bay and soy sauce. AMA
how does it feel to know that i have no respect for you, given that you didn't grace these spuds with any olive oil?
A woman orders 1kg of sweet potatoes; instead receives a single, gigantic, mutant sweet potato. Twitter rofls.
https://twitter.com/khaleesi_101/status/1255817022551863296 (https://twitter.com/khaleesi_101/status/1255817022551863296)
Fun fact...did you know that Sweet Potatoes are not even a Potato!Do we need to set up a Sweet Potato/Root Vegetable thread as I think people clearly think it's ok to talk about sweet potatoes here
They are a root vegetable that belongs to the morning glory family.
also are botanically very distinct from yams as they are sometimes called here
Chris O’Dowd’s Dog, Potato, Sings "The Office" Theme Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKmkh5L7B8w
DON'T YOU TAKE THE NAME OF THAT SWEET PUPPER IN VAIN!!Chris O’Dowd’s Dog, Potato, Sings "The Office" Theme Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKmkh5L7B8w
Do you know what else isn't a potato? A dog named Potato. Do we need a separate "Dogs Named Potato" thread?
(https://s1.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20200403&t=2&i=1512010103&r=LYNXMPEG321R2&w=2560)
With no fries sold, Dutch farmers face billion kilo potato pile (https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-netherlands-potato-idUSKBN21L2K2?taid=5e877d3301cef40001c1632f&utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter)
1. Bake potatoesIs this a typo or do you actually call it this?
1. Bake potatoes
2. Sweet potatoes
3. Green potatoes
I am not Sidehatch so it’s not a typo"Bake potatoes" is weird as hell, man.
I am not Sidehatch so it’s not a typoouch
1. Bake potatoes
2. Sweet potatoes
3. Green potatoes
You know I am mean!!!!FTFY
the Julian Roast is always greatThe one upside to concerts probably being kaput for 2020 is this is likely the year Taylor Swift finally attends and gives me a good tongue lashing.
trump keeping potatoes in the news!
I LOVE small potatoes
trump keeping potatoes in the news!Quotesee, this is why we need to see trump's taxes. the way that he has been hyping spuds recently makes me think he's under the thumb of Big Potato (or is that Baked Potato? same thing). how can we expect him to lead the nation when he's only got tubers on his mind?
I LOVE small potatoes
#fingerlingsarenotpotatoes
Potato Europe 2020 canceledAre you fucking kidding me
^ some weak reporting on that
you talk about a giant 8.5 in 2 LB potato, but don't put a picture!
Edit - not sure what is up with that story, but I tracked it down
(https://www.lynnnews.co.uk/_media/img/750x0/XX8FC5050OZELWH28XH5.jpg)
"I was most definitely shocked when I saw it. It's by far the biggest one I have ever seen. My grandad and me are quite enjoying having it in the home, it's like finding a golden nugget."
Norfolk woman startled by gigantic potato discovery now bringing smiles to community (https://www.lynnnews.co.uk/news/norfolk-woman-startled-by-gigantic-potato-discovery-now-bringing-smiles-to-community-9112069/)
In case you were wondering.I was
Potato plant sees first positive test for COVID-19 (https://www.parkrapidsenterprise.com/news/6527277-Potato-plant-sees-first-positive-test-for-COVID-19)
At first I was like, OH NO TEH POTATOEZ, then I was like, buh.
The World Potato Congress just appointed three new directors to its board. Two of them seem...perfectly suited for the job.The World Potato Congress seems like the perfect thing for Julian’s America to have beef with. Reason TBD.
https://www.potatopro.com/news/2020/world-potato-congress-inc-announces-three-new-directors-its-board
Who knew this thread would have eyes?Its got legs and it knows how to use them.
Seem like it's more of a World Potato DictatorshipSo true!
LIBERATE THE POTATO from these Fascist overlords
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZjdtj6WAAIX3k2?format=jpg&name=medium)
https://twitter.com/Symetra/status/1274847063889440768?s=20 (https://twitter.com/Symetra/status/1274847063889440768?s=20)The amount of anti-potato rhetoric in the comments Is disturbing
Nowadays, I would rather not eat potatoes. Do not say it is me. I have been peeling spuds for over 65 years and they have changed with the types of potato farming. Do Islanders get the seconds, scrubs, culls or what?
Flora J. Thompson is fed up and she's not gonna take it anymore.QuoteDo Islanders get the seconds, scrubs, culls or what?
Narrator:
We have the technology
We have the capability to make the worlds first bionic Potato (https://onwisconsin.uwalumni.com/destination/toward-a-better-potato-chip/)
Since 1951, Hancock has been the chief UW experimental facility for potatoes.
(https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/NINTCHDBPICT000592982580.jpg?strip=all&w=960)I'd hit it.
(https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/NINTCHDBPICT000592982580.jpg?strip=all&w=960)I'd hit it.
Also, 22.Love knows no age
Also, 22.Love knows no age
Mmmmm.Would NOT hit it.
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/02/21/00/10072106-6727457-image-m-5_1550709717726.jpg)
before "potato" becomes the new "karen"!!!!!!!111I'm OK with that
before "potato" becomes the new "karen"!!!!!!!111I'm OK with that
The dance routine beginning at 2:22 through to the end is life changing.goodness, you are right!
this whole "cancel culture" thing has gotten completely out of control.I'm writing an erotic Sweetcell/Bari Weiss fan fiction furiously. Hang tight all.
this whole "cancel culture" thing has gotten completely out of control.I'm writing an erotic Sweetcell/Bari Weiss fan fiction furiously. Hang tight all.
(FYI, you''ve been on fire today. bravo)These are the sort of editorial discussions we are afraid to have in our newsrooms today.
And now there is an international competition to be crowned the Potato Photographer of the Year.
https://www.digitalcameraworld.com/news/potato-photographer-of-the-year-is-now-open-for-entries
https://www.photocrowd.com/photo-competitions/photography-awards/potatopoty-2020/
The judges have my approval...great picAnd now there is an international competition to be crowned the Potato Photographer of the Year.
https://www.digitalcameraworld.com/news/potato-photographer-of-the-year-is-now-open-for-entries
https://www.photocrowd.com/photo-competitions/photography-awards/potatopoty-2020/
The winner has been crowned! (https://www.standard.co.uk/go/london/restaurants/potato-photographer-of-the-year-2020-prize-winner-martin-parr-a4438371.html)
will they have a varition with rasins?
Hoshino Resort Tomamu in Hokkaido is playing into Japan’s penchant for weird food combos by offering a peculiar treat for guests this autumn – potato salad gelato (https://www.timeout.com/tokyo/news/this-resort-in-hokkaido-is-offering-potato-salad-that-looks-like-ice-cream-cones-081320).
Happy National Potato Day!
and the venn diagram is a circle with Heilung in the center for this event
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EfkSBPfXYAEruUZ?format=jpg&name=large)
How, does this thread, just keep going?I think Walkie is a part of the Deep State Anti-potato faction and we must stop him at all costs
in medical circles, uppity patients demanding a turkey sandwich is a stereotype. typically they'll also ask for dilaudid and a taxi voucher.This is also Notre Dame fans.
Another piece of Spanish art updated to recognize our new potato overlords (https://www.theartnewspaper.com/news/spanish-sculpture-restoration-fail).I saw that and didn't realize there was a Potato connection!
The Potato Family comes out:apparently, this has triggered MTG
https://www.fastcompany.com/90607931/the-iconic-mr-potato-head-gets-a-21st-century-rebrand
but it looks great on pleats!that's some mid-og slag on Hutch
but it looks great on pleats!
just a reminder that Thursday, March 23, is National Chip & Dip Day
also happens to be national puppy day, but isn't everyday puppy day? I mean is there a day we don't love and adore puppies?
so there are a few Skinny Puppy threads....but this one dates from 2003just a reminder that Thursday, March 23, is National Chip & Dip Day
also happens to be national puppy day, but isn't everyday puppy day? I mean is there a day we don't love and adore puppies?
I mean, the lack of a puppy thread would suggest otherwise.
Julian's France: The most expensive potato in the world (https://www.freshplaza.com/article/9337964/what-s-the-most-expensive-potato-in-the-world/)I feel like you’ve posted about this potato varietal before.
seriously...cold fries are probably worse than accepting a friend request from Julian"Hello, 911? Please send help, I have been the target of of a drive-by shooting."
"Your doctor can tell that you're eating potato chips. (https://www.theonion.com/common-lies-your-doctor-will-see-right-through-1847397071/slides/9)
Spud diamonds: these are the winners of Potato Photographer of the Year 2021 (https://www.techradar.com/news/spud-diamonds-these-are-the-winners-of-potato-photographer-of-the-year-2021)this gem was in the Potato Ketchup shot this shot was "made with Potatoshop".
because deep-fried potato sticks weren't unhealthy enough already:these are important issues
Wendy's is upgrading its french fries (https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/26/business/wendys-new-french-fries/index.html)
A potato pancake drive thrutake my money, please take it all for this
On 9:30 day no less!
Dang didn't realize I'd need to go to New Orleans to enjoy
Update: Winner announced tomorrow.
I would argue a larger swath of France is tomato.
So you would agree that this is a terrible map.I think the line is pretty good in eastern Europe but its kind of assy in western Europe, yeah.
in all seriousness: anyone have a suggestion for a potato-centric dinner? i'm cooking tonight and have been asked to use our freshly dug-up potatoes from the garden. i was about to search for recipe ideas when i thought "what the hell, let's see if anyone on the board has an idea... ya never know...".
GO.
(vegetarian options welcome)
update: currently in the lead: Garlic Butter Potatoes (https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/recipes/a55051/garlic-butter-potatoes-recipe/) - simple and effective.
A+goodness, the potato king has fallen. although if a meme was going to usurp the dic-tater, that would be it
Martin's Potato Rollsthe best, my goto for burgers
Doug, the size of a small dog, sets world record for largest potato (https://www.npr.org/2021/11/04/1052355604/giant-potato-doug-new-zealand)
In the weeks since their unusual find on Aug. 30, the couple's potato has become something of a celebrity around their small farm near Hamilton. They've named the potato Doug, after the way it was unearthed, and Colin even built a small cart to tow Doug around.
"We put a hat on him. We put him on Facebook, taking him for a walk, giving him some sunshine," Doug [sic] said. "It's all a bit of fun. It's amazing what entertains people."
But Doug hasn't proved an easy charge to look after. As the couple showed the potato off, it began drying out and losing weight. Mold started growing from its wounds.
"He was getting a bit pongy," said Colin, referring to the potato's smell.
So Colin cleaned up Doug as best he could and put the potato in the freezer, where it remains.
But Colin may not be done with Doug yet. An amateur brewer, Colin said he's keen to turn Doug into a nice drop of potato vodka.
Rhode Island leads the country in potato-based public art. (https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/rhode-island/famous-statue-backstory-ri/)
Rhode Island leads nation for highest coronavirus death rate (https://turnto10.com/news/local/rhode-island-coronavirus-death-rate-now-leads-nation) article date 12/20/20Rhode Island leads the country in potato-based public art. (https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/rhode-island/famous-statue-backstory-ri/)
And in per capita COVID testing. Are they connected?
The headline says it all: Potato launcher causes fire that burned 40 acres on red flag day (https://themercury.com/news/potato-launcher-causes-fire-that-burned-40-acres-on-red-flag-day/article_9e024ffc-c623-58b3-b84b-18e8df9478ec.html)
. this should go in the non-existent Gourds in the News thread,fair call
Not all that enlightening, but still happy he covered.
Tickets: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Y7uqqEFnY
Ice Cream Potato (https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/ice-cream-baked-potato-boise-idaho)fake potato news!
Ice Cream Potato (https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/ice-cream-baked-potato-boise-idaho)fake potato news!
It looks like a loaded baked potato, but it’s actually a cleverly disguised sundae.
it's not clever, but an abomination
Ice Cream Potato (https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/ice-cream-baked-potato-boise-idaho)
imagine Sprach Zarathustra playing as you gaze upon the Mooonolith Potato
sweets...the post before I posted that was the inspiration for my post...about the moon shaped potato
twice baked, you might saywell played, this spuds for you!
Massive fire at Maine potato factory believed to be caused by fryolator
ukraine is the fourth-largest producer of potatoes in the world, ahead of the US (#5).wow, that is potato news!
This is America, 2022. We consume. That's what you and I do everyday. Stop acting like anything matters to anyone anymore. We moved way beyond that.
the Potato Edition of Performance Magazine (pdf (https://potatogoodness.com/wp-content/uploads/Performance-magazine-PDF-for-online.pdf")) for in-depth coverage.Dang The Potato Edition!
Never tried that, but I've also heard its a good source of electrolytes. Same could be said for coconut water...
Never tried that, but I've also heard its a good source of electrolytes. Same could be said for coconut water...
or, you know, a glass of water with a dash of salt sprinkled in...
I feel like potatoes would be a subpar thing to eat before running any significant distance but i cede to the Chipotle guy’s expertise.
Run, do not walk to Ocean City this weekend!
https://www.delmarvanow.com/story/entertainment/2022/06/22/4-ton-potato-ocean-city-md-idaho-potato-tour-thrashers-french-fries/7687433001/
Run, do not walk to Ocean City this weekend!
https://www.delmarvanow.com/story/entertainment/2022/06/22/4-ton-potato-ocean-city-md-idaho-potato-tour-thrashers-french-fries/7687433001/
you can follow it on tour!
it's in Dagsboro, DE today
https://bigidahopotato.com/tour-schedule/
But OC is the only DMV date...even the potato people skip DC!
well I guess you missed your chance last month
DAP’S Ice cream, Burgers and Fries — Waynesboro, VA
05/25/2022
Albemarle is fucking pissed as hell.Run, do not walk to Ocean City this weekend!
https://www.delmarvanow.com/story/entertainment/2022/06/22/4-ton-potato-ocean-city-md-idaho-potato-tour-thrashers-french-fries/7687433001/
you can follow it on tour!
it's in Dagsboro, DE today
https://bigidahopotato.com/tour-schedule/
But OC is the only DMV date...even the potato people skip DC!
well I guess you missed your chance last month
DAP’S Ice cream, Burgers and Fries — Waynesboro, VA
05/25/2022
natural Augusta County show.
Potato volcano 🥔🌋😋
https://twitter.com/F00d___Porn/status/1547144684828442625?s=20&t=5GlEDoTQVB1sMX4Jq7uDEg
do you doubt the power of the potato volcano to defy the laws of physics!Potato volcano 🥔🌋😋
https://twitter.com/F00d___Porn/status/1547144684828442625?s=20&t=5GlEDoTQVB1sMX4Jq7uDEg
looks tasty, but i'm concerned about cooking bacon for 50+ minutes @ 400*F...
we need more potato awareness.
I might actually make a T-shirt out of that and wear itwe need more potato awareness.
(https://dl3.pushbulletusercontent.com/9jDLryMC7hDA7QiVJpFcoFBTUYgecPH1/facebook_1666328259248_6989087283077250939.jpg)
knowledge is power.
I might actually make a T-shirt out of that and wear itwe need more potato awareness.
(https://dl3.pushbulletusercontent.com/9jDLryMC7hDA7QiVJpFcoFBTUYgecPH1/facebook_1666328259248_6989087283077250939.jpg)
knowledge is power.
dunno if this qualifies as "in the news", but it's the gawdang truth:
a few weeks ago the fam and i hit up Rainier Nat'l Park. we got there early to a mostly-deserted parking lot. i mentally picked out a parking spot and as i got there i found... a single, solitary potato. just sitting there. waiting for me to run it over, maybe. the poor thing has clearly spent the night there, alone, cold. i could hear it calling to me, "i... neeeeeee.... hot... oil.... or at least a pat of butter and some chives!"
proof:
(https://i.postimg.cc/WFcrhHjL/rainier-potato.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/WFcrhHjL)
(click to enlarge)
19,999
ummm...this was your 20K post19,999
really?!? i hadn't noticed, thanks!!!
i'm going to make post #20k something really meaningful... something that will make it into the Poster Hall of Fame... it's going to be the kind of thing that you'll forever remember where you were when you read it. people will be talking about their lives pre-sweetcell20k, and post-sweetcell20k.
hold on to your hats! coming soon!!!
God, I need to get to 30K quickly. Don’t want to be associated with this.19,999
really?!? i hadn't noticed, thanks!!!
i'm going to make post #20k something really meaningful... something that will make it into the Poster Hall of Fame... it's going to be the kind of thing that you'll forever remember where you were when you read it. people will be talking about their lives pre-sweetcell20k, and post-sweetcell20k.
hold on to your hats! coming soon!!!
ummm...this was your 20K post19,999
really?!? i hadn't noticed, thanks!!!
i'm going to make post #20k something really meaningful... something that will make it into the Poster Hall of Fame... it's going to be the kind of thing that you'll forever remember where you were when you read it. people will be talking about their lives pre-sweetcell20k, and post-sweetcell20k.
hold on to your hats! coming soon!!!
uhh, yeah, that was the... oh nevermind.yeah so apperently thursday is 'don't get sweets humor' day in the hatch-hold
Falling down on the job over here from the Twitter the other daythis was fantastic!
https://twitter.com/jana_pruden/status/1587236612303642625?s=46&t=MOzM-1Jf4OURuM19wEyfYw
Offering kids the choice of candy or a potato this year because I saw a meme about it. And honestly it’s super funny to see their reactions.
Falling down on the job over here from the Twitter the other day
https://twitter.com/jana_pruden/status/1587236612303642625?s=46&t=MOzM-1Jf4OURuM19wEyfYw (https://twitter.com/jana_pruden/status/1587236612303642625?s=46&t=MOzM-1Jf4OURuM19wEyfYw)
Offering kids the choice of candy or a potato this year because I saw a meme about it. And honestly it’s super funny to see their reactions.
Y'all should check out this bowl's website which will let you navigate to the Big Idaho Potato Hotel (https://idahopotato.com/big-idaho-potato-hotel) which I think is where we should have our next offsite Boardie convention.
Famous Idaho Potato Bowl
Eastern Michigan vs. San Jose State
Albertsons Stadium (Boise, Idaho)
Today
I have on good authority that there are no chapters sanctioned by J.A. in all of Idaho
bonus content (https://youtu.be/Rsh1horZXEs)
um last I checked a helicopter can't make each timezone drop...need to be a private jetI have on good authority that there are no chapters sanctioned by J.A. in all of Idaho
Oh hell no! They helicopter in as they celebrate the new year in every timezone.
I have on good authority that there are no chapters sanctioned by J.A. in all of Idaho
I think that they are under review due to the proximity to Dollar MountainI have on good authority that there are no chapters sanctioned by J.A. in all of Idaho
the Sun Valley chapter has been provisionally accepted. still working to carve themselves away from the riff raff.
I'm not really sure how we missed #potatosocksI was really hoping I'd find socks made out of potatos...bummer, they are just socks with cartoon potato prints
I'm not really sure how we missed #potatosocks
don't knock it until you try it...been covid free for decades with this methodI'm not really sure how we missed #potatosocks
Worthy followup:
No, sleeping with a potato in your sock will not fight off viruses
https://www.wcnc.com/article/news/verify/potato-sock-home-remedy-tiktok-virus-sick-illness-verify/275-fb96840c-7867-479f-ac1f-a785166d3d16
No, sleeping with a potato in your sock will not fight off viruses
Apparently it's a cleanse…You misspelled "Irish Famine".
Robert Pattinson once did a body 'detox' that required him to eat nothing but potatoes for 2 weeks
"You definitely lose weight."
https://ew.com/celebrity/robert-pattinson-potato-cleanse-diet-detox-weight-loss/ (https://ew.com/celebrity/robert-pattinson-potato-cleanse-diet-detox-weight-loss/)
Just boiled potatoes and Himalayan pink salt. Apparently it's a cleanse…
Potato house on Mars (https://futurism.com/the-byte/mars-settlers-potato-structures)
Earth is a potato pancake (https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2023/07/earth-shape-geoid-gravitational-influence/674664/)
FIFYEarth is a latke (https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2023/07/earth-shape-geoid-gravitational-influence/674664/)
FYFTFYNow imagine billy corgan saying thatFIFYEarth is a latke (https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2023/07/earth-shape-geoid-gravitational-influence/674664/)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F9AkQUAXoAAyHL7?format=jpg&name=medium)
Pictures or it didn’t happen
If Russet Perry's (D) narrow lead holds in #SD31, Dems would be guaranteed to keep the majority.
And, it looks like most of what's outstanding in #SD31 is mail ballots that should help Perry (D).
NASA laser message beams video of a cat named Taters back to Earth, and it’s a big deal
Had a baked potato yesterday during dinner. It was transcendentFTFY
Dems fightin' words:
The U.S. Dietary Guidelines Advisory Committee is creating its 2025 guidelines, and potatoes may no longer qualify as a vegetable.
potatoI say potato
looks awesome...who's going
https://idahopotatodrop.com/
it has wings!
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i categorically refuse to eat anything that isn't at least 40% potato.Chipotle dude is going to take this as a personal attack.
Pickles are just unripen potatoes right??
Warning Puns galoreit was puntastic! absolutely punomenal
Pickles are just unripen potatoes right??
Can confirm. You have my full support.
Non-dairy potato milk? (https://x.com/WhiteSoxic/status/1826349810502565899)there's gotta be a 'my eyes are up here, buddy' joke in there somewhere
Man arrested after allegedly threatening multiple people with a potato peeler (https://www.eastidahonews.com/2024/10/man-arrested-after-allegedly-threatening-multiple-people-with-a-potato-peeler/)
Stacey reportedly retrieved a potato peeler from the kitchen after not being able to find any knives and swung the peeler toward both victims but did not make contact.
Nearly worth it:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAI4UKnOKrT/?igsh=MXhleWxrZ2Z3NDVqdQ==
^ which leads to the question: what if you're unhappy because you don' know how to cook potatoes, and you marry someone who does?Before the internet and church, this was the #1 way people coupled off.
so that explains why the Irish were so prolific^ which leads to the question: what if you're unhappy because you don' know how to cook potatoes, and you marry someone who does?Before the internet and church, this was the #1 way people coupled off.
Now when I tried the cauliflower gnocchiWhere has hutch gone, this is surely a bot
I been eating a lot of gnocchi. The ones from Trader Joe’s are amazingly good, inexpensive and so easy to heat up.Chickpea or black bean pasta? I can fuck with that. Cauliflower gnocchi? Nah, it's strayed too far from God.
Now when I tried the cauliflower gnocchi I found myself missing my potatoes.
To or since???
those Martin's Potato Buns/Rolls.they are the best, but it's just potato-washing by corporate...don't believe the hype
Stolen Potato Valor!!Exactly, when the potato revolution happens, some heads are going to roll...looking at you mr martin!