I think photos of your stool will really help us evaluate how healthy you areThis isn't about evaluation. I'm a verified shitlord for heaven's sake. Rather, this is intended as a public service so those members who are aging and drawing closer to a BMI of 25 can copy my example and don't even approach the danger zone.
hmm...online calc sayPlease lose at least .9 off that immediately, you hamplanet.
I have a BMI of 25.84.
And, they call me, gay.You're still just sore that we established you're 11 pounds overweight.
And, they call me, gay.you call you gay
And, they call me, gay.you call you gay
Multi-grain cheerios in the morning w/ skim milkNo, see, you're just giving a sample menu.
Garden salad with chicken and fruit and yogurt for lunch.
Banana and protein shake post-gym
Almonds as a snack
Garden burger or tuna for dinner.
so are you the James Ford of proper food consumption nowNo, I'm not telling people "oh, you should eat like this." I am simply telling people what I eat. If they want to do something with that, great. If they think it works as a performance art piece, great. If they choose to ignore it altogether, great. It's information: do with it what you will.
Multi-grain cheerios in the morning w/ skim milkNo, see, you're just giving a sample menu.
Garden salad with chicken and fruit and yogurt for lunch.
Banana and protein shake post-gym
Almonds as a snack
Garden burger or tuna for dinner.
I am going to literally do this in real time (or as close as I can get to real time without being socially rude) for a few months so people get an idea how to space their food, etc.
To clarify -- this is what I eat every day. I find meals that I like and that are healthy and I stick with them for years.Well, whatever works for you, sir.
(https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5340/17967240222_a15997d3c1_m.jpg)If this is you and you're on reddit (I think you've mentioned the site before), send a pic of yourself with your handle on a piece of paper to the mods on /r/fatpeoplehate (http://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplehate) and you can get some flare and invites to private shitlord only subs.
Multi-grain cheerios in the morning w/ skim milk
Garden salad with chicken and fruit and yogurt for lunch.
Banana and protein shake post-gym
Almonds as a snack
Garden burger or tuna for dinner.
Result:
(https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5340/17967240222_a15997d3c1_m.jpg)
Jesus Christ . . . It must suck to be a slave to food. Since high school, almost 40 now, I eat what I want, when ever I want, and don't gain weight. I have weighed 215 - 220 for the past 20 years. if i only drink water and no alcohol, I drop to about 200. Now I am back at the gym because I want to, beat up people.You're fat!! The logic of "you eat what you want" when you are currently overweight is staggering. Enjoy the 'beetus!
Jesus Christ . . . It must suck to be a slave to food. Since high school, almost 40 now, I eat what I want, when ever I want, and don't gain weight. I have weighed 215 - 220 for the past 20 years. if i only drink water and no alcohol, I drop to about 200. Now I am back at the gym because I want to, beat up people.
Jesus Christ . . . It must suck to be a slave to food. Since high school, almost 40 now, I eat what I want, when ever I want, and don't gain weight. I have weighed 215 - 220 for the past 20 years. if i only drink water and no alcohol, I drop to about 200. Now I am back at the gym because I want to, beat up people.You're fat!! The logic of "you eat what you want" when you are currently overweight is staggering. Enjoy the 'beetus!
I have, become, slave to,
this non-food; but 6'1" 160,
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6' 5" at 215 lbs = 25.5 BMI (falls into the overweight category)He said he's lost some weight but when he did this a few weeks back, he was 11 pounds beyond a <25 BMI! Fat is fat!
Whoa. That's poison in a bag. Thirteen, extruded,deep friedOven Baked(!), and vacuum sealed ingredients. In every 28 grams, roughly equivalent to 15 "curls" or 1/8th of the bag you get:
10 grams of fat (36 percent of each bite)
15 grams of carbs (54 percent of each bite)
2 grams of non-nutritive substance (7 percent of each bite)
1 gram of protein (4 percent of each bite)
And that's only if you eat 1/12th of the bag. More likely you're eating 1/2 of the bag at a time, so 40 grams of fat, 60 grams of sugar, 4 grams of protein and 8 grams of undigestible, yet somehow edible foodstuff.
I'm 5'9 and weight 175 pounds so I guess I'm fat too.There are certain folks (such as yourself if that photo is legit) who are clearly swole and BMI doesn't apply to. This applies to 0.0003% of all people with a >25 BMI.
6'1, 145 or 19.1 BMI.^^ This guy. I knew I liked this guy.
I'm sorry, but guys like that don't post on music message boards
I'm calling bullshit on that
Take a photo with just the word relaxer on your abs and I'll believe you
There are certain folks (such as yourself if that photo is legit) who are clearly swole and BMI doesn't apply to. This applies to 0.0003% of all people with a >25 BMI.
as someone who has met Relaxer IRL, i assure that is him. those pix are legit.
(https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7756/17791564080_342f48de53_m.jpg)I feel like this entire thread just became justified because it lead to this moment.
And now I will stop posting pictures of my anatomy.
And now I will stop posting pictures of my anatomy.
Whoa. That's poison in a bag. Thirteen, extruded,deep friedOven Baked(!), and vacuum sealed ingredients. In every 28 grams, roughly equivalent to 15 "curls" or 1/8th of the bag you get:
10 grams of fat (36 percent of each bite)
15 grams of carbs (54 percent of each bite)
2 grams of non-nutritive substance (7 percent of each bite)
1 gram of protein (4 percent of each bite)
And that's only if you eat 1/12th of the bag. More likely you're eating 1/2 of the bag at a time, so 40 grams of fat, 60 grams of sugar, 4 grams of protein and 8 grams of undigestible, yet somehow edible foodstuff.
Plus they're not even curls. They're straight. But they're damn good.
Vegan hot dog is not food.tru dat!
- dewars + diet coke
- johnnie walker red + diet coke
Vegan hot dog is not food.
Lightlife makes a tofu hotdog that is pretty good at approximating a hot dog. Then again, hot dogs were never very high on my list so not a connoisseur by any means.Vegan hot dog is not food.
Can't say I've found a vegan hot dog that I've liked, but they make some really tasty vegan sausages.
Lightlife makes a tofu hotdog that is pretty good at approximating a hot dog. Then again, hot dogs were never very high on my list so not a connoisseur by any means.Vegan hot dog is not food.
Can't say I've found a vegan hot dog that I've liked, but they make some really tasty vegan sausages.
The tofurkey people do a vegan "Italian sausage" that's great with some onions of everyone else is eating brats or hotdogs.
Real hot dogs are also not food.I disagree, but will concede that 90% of them out there are crap with a lot of toxic fillers
- dewars + diet coke
- johnnie walker red + diet coke
Real hot dogs are also not food.I disagree, but will concede that 90% of them out there are crap with a lot of toxic fillers
Your guide to healthy living has just irrevocably lost all credibility by including diet coke. Sodas are not only not food, they are poisonous. I am stunned.If you give me a choice between aspertame or sugar, I'll tell you sugar has killed billions more.
I 100% agree with this statement, Diet Coke is poison and should never be a part of a diet of some one who is conscious of their health
- dewars + diet coke
- johnnie walker red + diet coke
Your guide to healthy living has just irrevocably lost all credibility by including diet coke. Sodas are not only not food, they are poisonous. I am stunned.
hope your life insurance agent isn't on this forum, as you are going to die an early death :)
didn't see a single veggie on there (tomatoes are fruits)
Campbell's or homemade?Homemade. I generally make all my soups.
- two eggs over medium
- salsa
no toast? no fruit? no juice? no coffee or tea?Two eggs with salsa is probably the largest breakfast I've had in years. I have a morning meal MAYBE once a month.
Carb, carb, carb...and nectar of life
- two eggs over medium
- salsa
no toast? no fruit? no juice? no coffee or tea?
- bean, avocado, and jalapeño chimichangas
- salsa and tapatio hot sauce
- two eggs over medium
- salsa
- bean, avocado, and jalapeño chimichangas
- salsa and tapatio hot sauce
- Grape tomatoes
- Carrot chips
- baked Brussels sprout leaves on barley
- a banana
I am becoming increasingly concerned about your caloric intake.You think I should have passed on the banana?
I am becoming increasingly concerned about your caloric intake.You think I should have passed on the banana?
Yeah, I think he's going to have start instagram feed so we can inspect the portion sizeOh, no, it's definitely more than 500-600 calories a day. Its definitely a portion-size issue, which is admittedly hard to tell from a bulleted list. My dinner is generally 800-1000 calories on its own with a "snack"-sized lunch. I generally do not eat in the mornings.
and if it's prepackaged, a shot of the ingredients
but looking like only 500-600 calories a day
This is not healthy living.This is fattie talk. We are seconds away from you talking about "starvation mode" and your "condishuns." Post a photo of yourself to confirm you're not a hambeast, please.
FFS!
<img src="https://c4.staticflickr.com/8/7736/18234591751_40198afca7_z.jpg" width="360" height="640" alt="20150524_140139">
He has multiple necks/chins based on his social media photos.Can confirm, am Siamese twins.
Then you oughta be eating twice as much!Oh, I was only listing what I eat. The right head is really private.
Do you drink coffee?I do not. Never liked it.
- an apple
- baby carrots
I take it you're on some kind of calorie restriction diet with a goal of losing more than 50 pounds. I'm sorry to tell you that you're doomed to fail with this approach. You'll need to do this more slowly, and adopt permanent, sustainable lifestyle changes if you ever want to be normal.
I take it you're on some kind of calorie restriction diet with a goal of losing more than 50 pounds. I'm sorry to tell you that you're doomed to fail with this approach. You'll need to do this more slowly, and adopt permanent, sustainable lifestyle changes if you ever want to be normal.
Based off limited information, I suspect Julian is trying to lose approximately 18 lbs.
I take it you're on some kind of calorie restriction diet with a goal of losing more than 50 pounds.This is absolutely absurd. I've eaten this way for years and have a BMI in the 22-23 range. I have a very large meal daily around 4-5pm. I am generally not hungry in the mornings. When I get hungry, I eat.
Based off limited information,We're calling baseless supposition "limited information" now?
I take it you're on some kind of calorie restriction diet with a goal of losing more than 50 pounds.This is absolutely absurd. I've eaten this way for years and have a BMI in the 22-23 range. I have a very large meal daily around 4-5pm. I am generally not hungry in the mornings. When I get hungry, I eat.
I won't believe you until you post a picture of yourself hovering over a plate of beet salad.I don't post photos. You are welcome to meet me at/before any concert I go to as a large number of fellow boardies have done. Are you going to Basement Jaxx? Saint Ex had a lovely beat salad, IIRC, last time I was there. You can see me hover over it in person.
I won't believe you until you post a picture of yourself hovering over a plate of beet salad.I don't post photos. You are welcome to meet me at/before any concert I go to as a large number of fellow boardies have done. Are you going to Basement Jaxx? Saint Ex had a lovely beat salad, IIRC, last time I was there. You can see me hover over it in person.
Then this is all a sham.
Either way, he's under reporting the food he's eating and lying to himself about his BMI.I don't get why you seem so obsessed with this topic. You don't think it's a little weird that I cannot post what I eat without running commentary from you? I mean, it's a little creepy that you are basically sitting around all day waiting for me to post what I'm eating so you can critique it, dude.
Either way, he's under reporting the food he's eating and lying to himself about his BMI.I mean, why would someone do that? Why would someone make up a completely separate persona and fantasy meals and post about it on here? That would require a huge amount of effort. If someone wanted to put that kind of effort into this board, they could have an Atomic-esque second profile at that point. That's basically what you are saying, without thinking about it. You're saying: this person has the ability to be multiple boardies.
I'm just wondering how so much hard liquor can be considered "healthy living"?Well, it's my indulgence, sure. To answer your question, I try to keep the calories in the mixers to an absolute minimum. I buy diet tonic water, mix soda water with my vodka instead of fruit juice whenever possible. I have invented something I call a "skinny long island" which is basically a regular long island but with diet coke instead of regular and soda water with three lemon wedges and a packet of equal or sweet and low instead of sour mix.
- a piece of ice cream cake
No, actually we had a lovely party for one of the nurses here.
- a piece of ice cream cake
this sounds like a case of emotional eating. ice cream cake does not actually ease anxiety
wait...they let the patients have cake?!?Well, not the ones with diabetes.
you know what i love? duck kaprow.Duck Kaprow sounds like the president of a frathouse at Clemson or South Carolina. "Oh, hello, I'm Duck Kaprow. You want to go sexually assault this drunk sorority girl with me and my bros and yell COCKS repeatedly?"
you know what i love? duck kaprow.Duck Kaprow sounds like the president of a frathouse at Clemson. "Oh, hello, I'm Duck Kaprow. You want to go sexually assault this drunk sorority girl with me and my bros and yell COCKS repeatedly?"
I would eat the tofu version of that.you know what i love? duck kaprow.Duck Kaprow sounds like the president of a frathouse at Clemson. "Oh, hello, I'm Duck Kaprow. You want to go sexually assault this drunk sorority girl with me and my bros and yell COCKS repeatedly?"
yeah, no. its a thai dish. spicy chilis, sweet basil, crispy duck. they make it in a tofu version if you deny yourself meat.
it probably contains more fat and calories than you (http://www.myfitnesspal.com/food/calories/generic-pad-ka-prow-32444748) eat in a week.Not at all. Did you see me posting on Saturday about that giant rice and beans nacho platter I had? I really think you're misconstruing my dinner sizes.
wait...they let the patients have cake?!?+1
you need to post actual photosI do not have an instagram for the exact reason that I loathe people who take pictures of their meals and that seems to be, by my understanding, the entirety of Instagram.
you need to post actual photosI do not have an instagram for the exact reason that I loathe people who take pictures of their meals and that seems to be, by my understanding, the entirety of Instagram.
now we're getting to the meat of the matter. You don't understand technology. I've never reposted/shared an Instagram picture here. I set up a flickr account specifically for uploading / sharing pix on the forum - and it rarely gets used. Also, flickr does not seem to be about pictures of your meals, so ymmv.I understand technology I just elect not to use certain things in it. (When I upload photos I use imgur.) I know instagram isn't the only way to upload pictures, I was just saying "posting pictures of your food and how its plated" is a common trope on Instagram and I have no interest in that.
I'm quite bummed were not getting pictures of kale chips and apples, oh the excitement!Dry, crunchy kale =/= kale chips.
I understand technology I just elect not to use certain things in it. (When I upload photos I use imgur.) I know instagram isn't the only way to upload pictures, I was just saying "posting pictures of your food and how its plated" is a common trope on Instagram and I have no interest in that.
I think you're missing the part that I find other people posting pictures of food inane. Since I do not want to be hypocritical, I don't want to do something that I'd find obnoxious and self-absorbed if someone else did it.I understand technology I just elect not to use certain things in it. (When I upload photos I use imgur.) I know instagram isn't the only way to upload pictures, I was just saying "posting pictures of your food and how its plated" is a common trope on Instagram and I have no interest in that.
posting pictures of food is an acceptable use of imgur
I think you're missing the part that I find other people posting pictures of food inane. Since I do not want to be hypocritical, I don't want to do something that I'd find obnoxious and self-absorbed if someone else did it.
it would be totally different coming from you. seriously.Flattery will get you everywhere!
I'm quite bummed were not getting pictures of kale chips and apples, oh the excitement!Dry, crunchy kale =/= kale chips.
some what unrelated....I don't believe google can parse search terms that contain no alphanumeric characters.
=/=
produces zero results in google!
I think you're missing the part that I find other people posting pictures of food inane. Since I do not want to be hypocritical, I don't want to do something that I'd find obnoxious and self-absorbed if someone else did it.
it would be totally different coming from you. seriously. why don't you give the people what they want?
a salad bar salad, with field greens and spinach, tomatoes, chick peas, red onions, red and yellow peppers, cauliflower, broccoli, carrots, edamame, diced chicken, eggs, bacon, feta, mushrooms, chow mein crunchy noodles. balsamic dressing.It may be quicker to tell us what the salad bar offered that you passed on next time. That is one epic salad.
a salad bar salad, with field greens and spinach, tomatoes, chick peas, red onions, red and yellow peppers, cauliflower, broccoli, carrots, edamame, diced chicken, eggs, bacon, feta, mushrooms, chow mein crunchy noodles. balsamic dressing.It may be quicker to tell us what the salad bar offered that you passed on next time. That is one epic salad.
and, it was only four dollars and fifty three cents.Perfect encapsulation of why the poorest quintile in America are statistically the most likely to be hamplanets.
and, you will die in your sleep. trust, me.I would imagine most people die while asleep.
where is this hamplanet? is that, in our galaxy?If you really have gotten weight issues under control and your BMI under 25, you should check out one of the most progressive, inviting, difference-making communities (http://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplehate) the Internet has to offer.
where is this hamplanet? is that, in our galaxy?If you really have gotten weight issues under control and your BMI under 25, you should check out one of the most progressive, inviting, difference-making communities (http://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplehate) the Internet has to offer.
you should check out one of the most progressive, inviting, difference-making communities (http://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplehate) the Internet has to offer.
I know...that looks delish
had a sad desk lunch
Greens and arugula (from my own garden), tomato, carrots, raw coconut flakes, canned tuna (whole can this time) and creamy artichoke dressing
muscletech phase 8 powder, starting with just twice a day, once in the morning and once about 4 or 5 pm. I read not to take it at night for it is pointless. 52 gram of protein a day, but I am going to start 3 times a day now, I guess taking the final one at night.
why only sometimes gluten-free? are you part-time celiac? or do you think eating gluten free is somehow healthier?I was with someone who has celiac. If we're splitting something, like the pizza, I don't mind eating gluten-free if that assists someone else.
muscletech phase 8 powder, starting with just twice a day, once in the morning and once about 4 or 5 pm. I read not to take it at night for it is pointless. 52 gram of protein a day, but I am going to start 3 times a day now, I guess taking the final one at night.
(http://oi53.tinypic.com/28cixb5.jpg)
muscletech phase 8 powder, starting with just twice a day, once in the morning and once about 4 or 5 pm. I read not to take it at night for it is pointless. 52 gram of protein a day, but I am going to start 3 times a day now, I guess taking the final one at night.
I found my next powder I will try on sale for 20 bucks, so I bought it . . . muscletech platinum iso whey.
After dinner, blow job.So, you swallowed then?
After dinner, blow job.So, you swallowed then?
well you are talking about thinks you ate...After dinner, blow job.So, you swallowed then?
who says, I gave it?
Well, it was part of your list of calories consumed. . .After dinner, blow job.So, you swallowed then?
who says, I gave it?
- vegetable sandwich
I got all the protein, he needs.back to my other post
Can swallowing semen enrich a protein poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine!Walkie...can you provide Jules gallons a day?
This thread is taking a disturbing turn.I got all the protein, he needs.back to my other postQuoteCan swallowing semen enrich a protein poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine!Walkie...can you provide Jules gallons a day?
Julian... Where are the posts?I am participating in a 72-hour fast that's going on to protest reddit's decision to shut down /r/fatpeoplehate.
I will resume eating tomorrow.(https://33.media.tumblr.com/0e720454ebb8528a06cc2a4f96eafd7d/tumblr_inline_nomo5l0ksR1t0n67w_500.gif)
. . .while reading this article. (http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/16/upshot/to-lose-weight-eating-less-is-far-more-important-than-exercising-more.html?_r=0&abt=0002&abg=0)
"To Lose Weight, Eating Less Is Far More Important Than Exercising More"
Of course. Every sane person is going to acknowledge diet + exercise > diet. But just diet > just exercise too.Quote from: Julian, Verified SHITLORD link=topic=24085.msg409405#msg409405. . .while reading this article. (http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/16/upshot/to-lose-weight-eating-less-is-far-more-important-than-exercising-more.html?_r=0&abt=0002&abg=0)
"To Lose Weight, Eating Less Is Far More Important Than Exercising More"
Agree with the premise. But once you're at your target weight, activity becomes more important than how much you eat. Athletes don't diet and exercise. They eat and train. Food is fuel.
reddit's decision to shut down /r/fatpeoplehate.
Yes, a website that hosts rape fantasies, pictures of "attractive" corpses/autopsy photos, /r/coontown, snuff film scripts, and neo-nazi propaganda changed its long running rules towards open speech because a group of 250,000+ subscribers who said "obesity is unhealthy and unattractive and if you're obese it's 100% on your decisions so to hell with #fataccepatance" is beyond all common decency.reddit's decision to shut down /r/fatpeoplehate.
this is the best thing i've read in a long time. good riddance to bad people.
I'd much rather have a CD player + a CD, but I guess an empty CD player is good too.That's hardly an apt analogy.
damn i hate to agree with julian on fat people/obesity...Good on you!
it is truly amazing how accepted it is to be fat.... in some ways it really is a social disease....
if you're putting on weight as you age STOP FUCKIN' EATING...don't look around you and go "hm...so and so is putting on weight..that guy is putting on weight... let me put some on too! as long as i run my annual half marathon or take my bike out i'm good!"
Wait. You're 350 pounds?No, obviously not. I was speaking hypothetically.
people who bash gay people the loudest, are usually hiding in the closet.Except that isn't true. If you want to find me 100 of the loudest drooling-at-the-mouth ranting gay bashers, sure, 1 or 2 will be closet homosexuals (like the rest of the population at large) but not some significant percentage of them. You're conflating anecdotal news stories with ALL homophobes.
"no one is AFRAID of gay people!"I don't know...I'm getting a little afraid of walky and his wanting to punch people in the face
people who bash gay people the loudest, are usually hiding in the closet. I would have to think the same theory applies to people who openly and loudly bash fat people. Julian, is a fat ass. no wonder he started a thread about food.
I've said before, based on the friend request Julian sent me he has a few chins in one of his FB pictures.I have never sent you -- nor any boardie outside of Sweets, Smackie, or Miss P -- a friend request on Facebook. Shenanigans.
Please post a picture of your chin(s)
Please post a picture of your chin(s)I do not post pictures of myself on messageboards. My offer to meet you at/before Basement Jaxx in two weeks still stands.
Please post a picture of your chin(s)
with permission, I'd be happy to post Julian's pic.
"no one is AFRAID of gay people!"
I prefer, Dasani sparkling in a can.I've never even seen that product, IIRC.
Seltzer has 0 calories, why are you listing it?Because it was delicious.
Seltzer has 0 calories, why are you listing it?
- artichoke and goat cheese ravioli with marinara sauce with chives and mushrooms
It was quite good. I'm eating the leftovers for dinner tonite!
- artichoke and goat cheese ravioli with marinara sauce with chives and mushrooms
bout time you ate something decent.
jules, will you be having a celebratory gin and tonic tonight? ;DWhat am I celebrating? It would have to be pretty big to merit regular tonic water!
(maybe even one made with non-diet tonic?!?)
jules, will you be having a celebratory gin and tonic tonight? ;DWhat am I celebrating? It would have to be pretty big to merit regular tonic water!
(maybe even one made with non-diet tonic?!?)
is it weblebrity is a bitch day already?! We really have to do a better job of realizing this earlier in the day next year!jules, will you be having a celebratory gin and tonic tonight? ;DWhat am I celebrating? It would have to be pretty big to merit regular tonic water!
(maybe even one made with non-diet tonic?!?)
hint: you're the origin of this board-specific annual celebration... pass the concert tickets ;D
actually, i just realized that we missed it - it was yesterday, my calendar reminder failed me!!!
This did, in fact happen. I also had a gin and diet-tonic to belatedly celebrate Weblebrity is a Bitch day.It was quite good. I'm eating the leftovers for dinner tonite!
- artichoke and goat cheese ravioli with marinara sauce with chives and mushrooms
bout time you ate something decent.
- pierogi
- beetroot and pepper slaw
No mustard. I don't really know how to describe the product. It's from Poland and I recently discovered it in a "European" market in Richmond. It's basically shredded beats and peppers in a grated "coleslaw" type consistency. You can put it on salad or eat it straight. No additional ingredients or sauce really, aside from maybe a little vinegar. It's called "beet salad" on the packaging but that obviously gives people the wrong idea. It's absolutely delicious, I'll see if there's a website on the packaging when I get home.
I'll see if there's a website on the packaging when I get home.http://gurman.us/en/vegetables/580-canned-beetroot-with-onion-belveder-svekla-s-lukom-zakrutka-320g.html
- baby carrots
It was a one pound bag.
- baby carrots
Serving size please
- kim chee
"Good lord, " You all seem pretty retarded."starting to like this dame more and more
Also also, you and the soon-to-be misses having pillow talk about 930.com does answer one of my great mysteries as to why she sent me a friend req on social media.
(http://rs1249.pbsrc.com/albums/hh516/Sain1846/BringIt.gif~c200)Also also, you and the soon-to-be misses having pillow talk about 930.com does answer one of my great mysteries as to why she sent me a friend req on social media.I think she thought you were sweetcell when she sent that friend request.
truthfully, I think she thought you were sweetcell when she sent that friend request.That makes more sense.
truthfully, I think she thought you were sweetcell when she sent that friend request.
i'm trying to figure out if i should be hurt or insulted by this...
truthfully, I think she thought you were sweetcell when she sent that friend request.
The Vansmacktrix?
that was my fav tooThe Vansmacktrix?
winner!
Jez, been over 10 days since Julian has eatenI said on page 1 that I was going to do this for a few weeks, not until the end of time. I feel it ran its course.
His BMI must be in the single digits at this point
This is a disappointment to the entire community.You seemed to be the only person who actively cared and that was just a manifestation of years-old butthurt over me saying gorging one's self on 1200+ calories of Chipotle daily for lunch is an insane meal for 99+% of people's diet-and-exercise regimen.
gorging one's self on 1200+ calories of Chipotle daily for lunch is an insane meal for 99+% of people's diet-and-exercise regimen.
What'd you have?Greek yogurt and baby carrots
What'd you have?Greek yogurt and baby carrots
I broke down and went to arbys for lunch. I had a massive giant roast beef sandwich. I could barely fit my mouth around all that, meat. with some parmesan garlic chips and a root,beer. did you know, they now sell this:
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you said yes to the Greeks!What'd you have?Greek yogurt and baby carrots
roast beef, is not food?grateful seems to subscribe to some belief that anything that is processed or has chemicals that aren't naturally found in the earth somehow stops being food. He's not talking about the strict dictionary definition of "is edible and provides caloric intake" like the majority of us think when we hear the word food. He subscribes to some hyperbolic world view where someone who drinks a Diet Coke once is automatically unhealthy whereas someone who eats a four digit caloric lunch from chipotle daily is healthy simply because those ingredients are not processed.
In fact, that's what I have had for lunch each day this week and will continue to have each day the vines gift me one of their luscious fruit. I love this time of year.I have also been enjoying fresh tomatoes the last few days (including my lunch today as well) and am going to a Tomato Festival on Saturday.
I've been down a weird google rabbit hole about desecration of a corpse and necrophilia laws from state to state and I do not think I will be eating for several days.
He subscribes to some hyperbolic world view where someone who drinks a Diet Coke once is automatically unhealthy whereas someone who eats a four digit caloric lunch from chipotle daily is healthy simply because those ingredients are not processed.
http://www.viralnova.com/haley-morris-calfiero/?mb=fbkoThis has been reposted 8 million times in the fatlogic/fatpeoplehate communities. Fat woman stands in public in odd poses with someone taking photos of her and when skinny people glance at her to see what's going on OPPRESSION!
http://www.viralnova.com/haley-morris-calfiero/?mb=fbkoThis has been reposted 8 million times in the fatlogic/fatpeoplehate communities. Fat woman stands in public in odd poses with someone taking photos of her and when skinny people glance at her to see what's going on OPPRESSION!
fatpeoplehate ideology
yeah this is the only place I get a does of that either
starting to get old honestly
I surely don't think they should be a protected class by any means, but some people it's just easy to be skinny
ultimately it's unhealthy, but shaming them, not sure the best way to get them healthy
seems to be an ego thing in my opinion
I drove by Hutch's house a couple of weeks ago and the yard looked pretty good. Our public shaming of him totally worked.YOU'RE WELCOME!
I randomly get a monthly summary of my workouts emailed to me. Not sure how/why but there it is. The most recent one says I burned 23,500 calories during workouts for the month of August.Just out of curiosity, how many miles do you do in a month?
I drove by Hutch's house a couple of weeks ago and the yard looked pretty good. Our public shaming of him totally worked.
I randomly get a monthly summary of my workouts emailed to me. Not sure how/why but there it is. The most recent one says I burned 23,500 calories during workouts for the month of August.Google fit say I burned 62,404 calories in August! (includes 'inactive time')
I drove by Hutch's house a couple of weeks ago and the yard looked pretty good. Our public shaming of him totally worked.
yes, when the neighbor came over and asked me "Ummm is that my lawn that looks like shit? Am I supposed to take care of that? I'll get my guy to do it" and I had to say "ummm..oops" that was a bit of turning point
but things have gone to hell since the vacation...thanks for the timely reminder...
I drove by Hutch's house a couple of weeks ago and the yard looked pretty good. Our public shaming of him totally worked.YOU'RE WELCOME!
I drove by Hutch's house a couple of weeks ago and the yard looked pretty good. Our public shaming of him totally worked.
yes, when the neighbor came over and asked me "Ummm is that my lawn that looks like shit? Am I supposed to take care of that? I'll get my guy to do it" and I had to say "ummm..oops" that was a bit of turning point
but things have gone to hell since the vacation...thanks for the timely reminder...
Knowing Hutch and the thought of him doing and keeping up with yard work is quite a laugh
as when I first met him...that was actually his job* and he was sooo freaking bad at it
I randomly get a monthly summary of my workouts emailed to me. Not sure how/why but there it is. The most recent one says I burned 23,500 calories during workouts for the month of August.Just out of curiosity, how many miles do you do in a month?
I randomly get a monthly summary of my workouts emailed to me. Not sure how/why but there it is. The most recent one says I burned 23,500 calories during workouts for the month of August.Just out of curiosity, how many miles do you do in a month?
It varies, but I ran just over 200 miles in August
who was it that said he'd never seen someone happy while running?me
Seriously? That's a half marathon every other day.
seems to be an ego thing in my opinion
uh, no. I just made hay out of what he posted.I drove by Hutch's house a couple of weeks ago and the yard looked pretty good. Our public shaming of him totally worked.YOU'RE WELCOME!
So you're acknowledging that it was indeed you who sent hutch the porn, thus setting off the chain of events that ended with him inadvertently posting his address here and subjecting himself to public shaming?
who sent hutch the....this mystery still has me intrigued and I have my theories, but no smokin gun
I'm 5'9 and weight 175 pounds so I guess I'm fat too.There are certain folks (such as yourself if that photo is legit) who are clearly swole and BMI doesn't apply to. This applies to 0.0003% of all people with a >25 BMI.
Who else here is starting to think that Julian, at some point in his over-privileged youth, gave his whole soul and being for the love of some plus size ingenue, only to see her callously rip out his heart (and deep fry and eat it)? It would explain a lot, really.I've always been firmly "no fatties," thank you very much.
Have you never heard of tacos al pastor?I have heard of it but never ordered it as a vegetarian. A quick googling at least answers my question as to why they have pineapple to begin with, so thank you for that.
who makes the best crab chips? in my opinion, it is route 11 chips out of mt, Jackson, va. look em up.Kettle Classics Chesapeake Bay Crab Chips by Utz
I was with someone who has celiac. If we're splitting something, like the pizza, I don't mind eating gluten-free if that assists someone else.
-- you know: moderation -- And as to vague claims of "isn't that healthy for you," again, moderation.)
EDIT: None of that was particularly directed at Sidehatch, just a general comment.none taken and quite cogent
I have this neighbor who feeds their kid tofugly things three meals a day and they are convinced they are providing that child healthy sustenanceWhat? That is a bold claim with zero evidence.
child has pretty bad developmental issues and I feel that his diet actually is a contributing factor
I have this neighbor who feeds their kid tofugly things three meals a day and they are convinced they are providing that child healthy sustenanceWhat? That is a bold claim with zero evidence.
child has pretty bad developmental issues and I feel that his diet actually is a contributing factor
"I feel" aka talking out of one's ass
(by the way, I am not saying that you might not be right; I am not a nutritionist. but saying your neighbor's kid has developmental issues BECAUSE of his diet, is kind of messed up especially since you state it is because of your feelings on the matter and not facts. Does your neighbor talk like this about you and your family and your diet?)
I have this neighbor who feeds their kid tofugly things three meals a day and they are convinced they are providing that child healthy sustenanceWhat? That is a bold claim with zero evidence.
child has pretty bad developmental issues and I feel that his diet actually is a contributing factor
"I feel" aka talking out of one's ass
(by the way, I am not saying that you might not be right; I am not a nutritionist. but saying your neighbor's kid has developmental issues BECAUSE of his diet, is kind of messed up especially since you state it is because of your feelings on the matter and not facts. Does your neighbor talk like this about you and your family and your diet?)
. but saying your neighbor's kid has developmental issues BECAUSE of his diet,I just want to note I did not say that
. but saying your neighbor's kid has developmental issues BECAUSE of his diet,I just want to note I did not say that
contributing factor I did and admittedly out of my ass.
But maybe the grammar police would mediate this one?
(although we should probably just move on)
Saw photographic proof that Jaded does in fact run with a big grin...even in the rainwho was it that said he'd never seen someone happy while running?me
For every 50 people I see on the trail when riding my bike...only 1-2 look like they are having a good time
I bet Jaded has a big grin when he runs tho
(http://timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/ridiculouslyphotogenicguy.jpg?w=600&h=352&crop=1)Jaded, I like your hair better this way than in previous photos.
another reason not to eat fake meat....as it might actually contain meat (http://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/human-dna-found-american-hot-dogs-among-other-strange-things)To add some context to your italicized summation, what you're calling "meat" is "human DNA" which speaks more to unhygienic production standards (which is obviously alarming on its own) more than a bait-and-switch where people are labeling something vegetarian when it is not.
10% of the vegetarian hot dogs contained meat
D.C. - Rich, but kinda chubby.
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context!another reason not to eat fake meat....as it might actually contain meat (http://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/human-dna-found-american-hot-dogs-among-other-strange-things)To add some context to your italicized summation, what you're calling "meat" is "human DNA" which speaks more to unhygienic production standards (which is obviously alarming on its own) more than a bait-and-switch where people are labeling something vegetarian when it is not.
10% of the vegetarian hot dogs contained meat
i'm disappointed in the lack of self-righteous gloating in this thread today.
i'm disappointed in the lack of self-righteous gloating in this thread today.If this was directed at me: I don't recall, at any point, ever even advocating other people to consider a vegetarian diet, much less being self-righteous about it.
for jules: http://www.chipotletasteinvaders.com/Someone needs to hack that so it says "Calories" instead of "High Score".
Julian will like this (http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/04/20/brain-damage/)Exactly what it says on the tin.
Julian will not like this (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/xojane-/im-fat-and-have-sex-with-hot-strangers_b_8451530.html)She really wants to make sure people know all the hot guys she is sleeping with. Like, she has no problem finding hot guys to have sex with. Like no problem. She has sex with hot guys, like, all the time. Does anyone know she has sex with hot guys a lot?
I was talking to six or seven very attractive strangersThat's the thing the fat advocate/tumblr women always prove themselves to be hypocrites about: #EffYourBeautyStandards and #RealMenLoveCurves but the guy needs to be thin and traditionally good looking. He can't be fat. It's almost -- almost!! -- like they just want no consequences for their hamplanet status.
Julian will not like this (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/xojane-/im-fat-and-have-sex-with-hot-strangers_b_8451530.html)
Here's some life coaching for parents according to the Julian camp: If your child is fat then you are a bad parent (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/11985974/If-your-child-is-fat-then-you-are-a-bad-parent.html).
justice has been served, along with a bigger sandwich... exactly what 'murka needs! (http://www.slate.com/blogs/business_insider/2015/10/20/subway_sandwiches_will_be_bigger_now_following_lawsuit_over_length_of_its.html)
Curious on where you stand on the mollusk/vegan debateIm only vegetarian and only ever attempted veganism for a few months, so let me put that proviso out there. I do not consider oysters or mollusks vegetarian much less vegan.
https://theproof.com/eating-oysters-and-mussels-as-a-vegan/
Ok, so there is a loophole that Walz has discoveredMinnesota vegetarian is the new California sober.
Corndog?
I’m vegetarian.
Turkey then.
Turkey’s meat.
Not in Minnesota. Turkey’s special.
Minnesota vegetarian is the new California sober.I approve this message
yeah, I'm hearing he going to skip the pardon and use a hatchet to remove the gobblers head on live tv on the white house lawn
I truly demand half of the VP debate questions be about this 4-4 defense he ran and how it stops a modern spread. This is the Dems biggest liability.yeah, I'm hearing he going to skip the pardon and use a hatchet to remove the gobblers head on live tv on the white house lawn
nevermind, i'm back on Team Walz!!!
- peanuts
- black beans
I vote NOIf people said yes, I was just going to post:
I vote NOIf people said yes, I was just going to post:
- a felonious amount of meat
. . . and then resume not listing my daily food intake.
Thats what makes it felonious. It’s a crime against veganism.I vote NOIf people said yes, I was just going to post:
- a felonious amount of meat
. . . and then resume not listing my daily food intake.
#notvegan